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Blasphemaster posted:- Find the on-site union rep. Grab your shears and >CUT Red Tape, taking de facto leadership (as most managerially-qualified skeleton in the SKU currently present).
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 05:26 |
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Also I lost my poo poo at 140
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 06:22 |
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Yes, I think we should find the union rep, find out more about the situation, hand over the dues while we're at it and offer our help to "mediate" this dispute.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 10:53 |
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Gridlocked posted:Also I lost my poo poo at 140 "Father homosexual, what of it?"
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 12:46 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:We've got ranged minions* and an eye laser. Technically we could just Gridlocked posted:Also I lost my poo poo at 140
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 13:53 |
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you people and handing over the dues. also crossing the picket is more of a guideline against scabbing, if you walk in front of a picket to beat up a goblin the union isn't going to hold it against you ok so looks like we're mostly in favour of helping the strikers without giving it a lot of extra thought. i'll leave it open a bit longer though.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 16:45 |
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Obviously we support our unionized brethren.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 18:52 |
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spacejew posted:our unionized brethren. they do seem p salty
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 19:38 |
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Those goblins are hold our skeleton brethren hostage against their will. We should liberate them from their fleshy prisons.
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 19:54 |
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Join in the chant of your union brothers! "You got a mine! Where is mine!"
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:29 |
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Support the union with violence!
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 20:31 |
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We'll get down there, engage in our first bit of group brawling, and then look up the union rep if we get time. Update: sometime tonight!
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# ? Jun 9, 2016 21:44 |
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Sorry fellers, I don't think I'll get an update out tonight. Another project I've been working on has sideswiped me. I'll redouble the efforts for tomorrow. Sorry about the delay - shouldn't happen too many more times in the next few weeks.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 00:28 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Sorry fellers, I don't think I'll get an update out tonight. Another project I've been working on has sideswiped me. I'll redouble the efforts for tomorrow. Sorry about the delay - shouldn't happen too many more times in the next few weeks. I blame the Goblin King and his magnificent crotch.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 01:07 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Sorry fellers, I don't think I'll get an update out tonight. Another project I've been working on has sideswiped me. I'll redouble the efforts for tomorrow. Sorry about the delay - shouldn't happen too many more times in the next few weeks. Have you been scanning books for other forums?
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 03:06 |
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Outrail posted:Have you been scanning books for other forums? No, he just has a heart of iron.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 04:02 |
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That or some bastards in space got more change to ride the space bus again.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 05:54 |
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Bozart posted:No, he just has a heart of iron. i wish ( i have it but I don't have time to look at it much) Blasphemaster posted:That or some bastards in space got more change to ride the space bus again. yep. I did find some of the pages (it's kind of a big update). I'll get them up today sometime and get this unpleasantness behind us
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 07:47 |
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So in the next page we're getting into a group fight, the first one in the game. This game has rules for group combat which might be of some interest to the nerdier among you, do you want me to explain it when we get to the update or should I just tell you how it shook out?
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 17:37 |
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Give us a rundown if you think it's interesting. But not if it's that 'roll 3d6 and turn to the appropriate table' poo poo that goes on for half an hour.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 17:53 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:So in the next page we're getting into a group fight, the first one in the game. This game has rules for group combat which might be of some interest to the nerdier among you, do you want me to explain it when we get to the update or should I just tell you how it shook out? I appreciate the series' Byzantine rule systems, and would appreciate a refresher.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 18:05 |
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Outrail posted:Give us a rundown if you think it's interesting. But not if it's that 'roll 3d6 and turn to the appropriate table' poo poo that goes on for half an hour. it's nothing that stupid, I'll explain it and then in future when we pick up mages, cavalry and whatever it'll be clear what we're doing.
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# ? Jun 10, 2016 18:20 |
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I'm excited to see how our demons do.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 01:41 |
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Various things sorted out now, let's continue. Sorry about the delay. Last update, complete (141): We are going to blindly charge in and save our union buddies (111): And we come up against a group of enemies - a squad of goblin cops. The bit below is spoilered for rules chat, skip it if it's not of interest to you. rules posted:Group battles in this game work differently from the usual battles in these books. Armies (defined as fights where it's more than one against more than one) are made up of squads which are the four troop types - infantry, cavalry, ranged and mage. Squads pool the ESPRIT and FISTS of all the units although each unit has its own ESSENCE. We took out the goblins at a cost of 5 ESSENCE (the ESSENCE you use in the fight is removed from the adventure scroll as usual). Because we're good at raising the dead any of our guys that are knocked down will be fine again after the fight - the only problem here is that they were using hammers, which is bad for skellies. The sentry is permanently injured and has -1 ESPRIT and -1 ESSENCE from here on out. If he gets done like that again he's dead forever. We won, moving on (271): I rolled a dice, we can raise up to 5 of these guys: or harvest them for : The hammer and shield if you want them: and Well, gonna leave it there tonight. Do you still want to hand the money over to the Union rep? Or is there something else we'd rather do? On top of that what do you want to do with the goblin corpses, and do you want the shield or hammer? Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jun 11, 2016 |
# ? Jun 11, 2016 02:29 |
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Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 02:40 |
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We need the manpower, raise all
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 03:17 |
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 03:35 |
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone. Welcome to the Union! Be sure to rifle through your newly skellified self's pockets for back dues considering said body was smashing your new bros like a minute ago. Union's gonna need to pick up some Gorilla Tape to fix all the broken bones.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 04:24 |
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 04:28 |
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 05:07 |
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone. This, but also grab a hammer and shield and upgrade our barrel to an awesome goblin one.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 05:54 |
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone. This, also while we have the stewards ear, we should ask about the goblins.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 06:31 |
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Goblin arm and shield , raise the rest, turn in the dues
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 06:32 |
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Poland Spring posted:Goblin arm and shield , raise the rest, turn in the dues This
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 06:44 |
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Poland Spring posted:Goblin arm and shield , raise the rest, turn in the dues
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 06:56 |
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Funny how this page has a repeated misprint, what with the SKU becoming the SWU. I vaguely remember being confused by one or two other random errors back when me and Brad played this thing, but I couldn't tell you what they were now.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 07:05 |
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Kilo147 posted:Hand the dues and poo poo over to the reps ASAP. Raise everyone. Yeah why not. It'll make our inevitable betrayal of SKU betrayals that much tasty layer on.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 07:11 |
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Leperflesh posted:Funny how this page has a repeated misprint, what with the SKU becoming the SWU. I vaguely remember being confused by one or two other random errors back when me and Brad played this thing, but I couldn't tell you what they were now. My opinion on Herman Skull is that he's a laudanum-abusing hack who barely knows how to spell his own name or where he is at any given time. That opinion got my account probated for a month from the Two-Fisted Forums. There's some controversy about this because of the extended warehouse section in Bilgeton where the warehouse manager won't shut up about Stock Keeping Units and Skull refers to the union as the SKU there as well. There's the SWW in here as well which Skull sometimes calls the "IWW - bastards!!!" by accident. He had some trouble with them in his Nicaraguan slave press. E: Here's the adventure sheet from last time which I forgot to upload. The black mark next to the sentry shows that he's injured. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Jun 11, 2016 |
# ? Jun 11, 2016 09:52 |
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Poland Spring posted:Goblin arm and shield , raise the rest, turn in the dues
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 10:31 |
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Poland Spring posted:Goblin arm and shield , raise the rest, turn in the dues
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