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I was 5 minutes late to being 15 early for fifteen early. I'm the shithead that forgot the verbal word and remembered the email time.
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Having to show up to every scheduled time 45-30 minutes early just to avoid Chief Dipshit's verbal counseling because you were the 3rd person to get to the meeting (still 20 minutes early) should be reason enough to never re-enlist
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Jun 11, 2016 05:22
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My unit is like bizzaro land. everyone is late all the time. [edit] the people who would normally bitch us out are the late ones.
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Jun 11, 2016 05:34
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I'm the idiot who got the 6 year 18X contract.
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Larry Parrish posted:Having to show up to every scheduled time 45-30 minutes early just to avoid Chief Dipshit's verbal counseling because you were the 3rd person to get to the meeting (still 20 minutes early) should be reason enough to never re-enlist Verbal? I have BLATANT disregard homie; that poo poo gets put on paper. quote:This behavior will not be tolerated. Everyone is aware of the muster time, and your blatant disregard to an order brings discredit as an NCO and leader for the subordinates in our shop. You have been verbally counselled in the past regarding this behavior. If this disregard for standards continues, you will be recommended for UCMJ action. Top made my shop NCOIC Air Force type write me up, he wanted to just slap on the wrist and move on but 1SG basically had to Army it all up
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A Bad Poster posted:I'm the idiot who got the 6 year 18X contract. I have a soft spot for these types because they're young dumb and full of cum but are so sincere about it  the 8 year water specialist/fuelers/mechanics though, complete retards
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Wasabi the J posted:Verbal? I have BLATANT disregard homie; that poo poo gets put on paper. Jaysus is that real? It's like the tone you use for scolding a naughty child, but with the threat of actual prosecution. So it must be real. SNCO.txt
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Jun 11, 2016 10:26
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Justin Tyme posted:I have a soft spot for these types because they're young dumb and full of cum but are so sincere about it I've met my share of OK mechanics though. Normally redneck kids who didn't have the cash to go to UTI or Wyo-Tech or wherever and wanted to get certified as diesel mechanics. The smartest of that group got out after his run and instead of getting ASE certified used his GI Bill to get a mechanical engineering degree from a good school and now he just designed conveyor belt layouts for UPS and makes 6 figures a year for doing it
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Booblord Zagats posted:I've met my share of OK mechanics though. Normally redneck kids who didn't have the cash to go to UTI or Wyo-Tech or wherever and wanted to get certified as diesel mechanics. Yeah, some of those can be real sleepers, no joke. "What do you do?" "I'm a pipefitter" "lol so you screw pipes together? haha nice baby job" "Yep, just pipes. I need to run another drain to the shoreline at my second lake house so I have somewhere to pump the tanks when I pull my boat in"
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Jun 11, 2016 13:40
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:HEY LISTEN YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE I loving HATE MY LIFE AND FAMILY AND MY WIFE WANTS TO LEAVE ME AND IS BANGING MY SOLDIERS BEHIND MY BACK, I'M loving MAD AND YOUR CHEEKS ARENT AS SMOOTH AS THE BABY BUTTS ON MY CHILD PORN COLLECTION SO EXTRA DUTY FOR YOU YOU GOD drat HIPPY SUB HUMAN GARBAGE DID YOU SHAVE WITH A SPOON Don't stop I'm almost there 
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Jun 11, 2016 14:40
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jfc I would never make it in the military how the gently caress did you guys put up with that poo poo I mean gently caress I can barely handle the bullshit at my job and nobody's ever asked me to check a fuckin dumpster for garbage (what the ever living gently caress) plus I get sweet overtime if I'm ordered to stay late o7 thank you for your service
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Smiling Jack posted:jfc I would never make it in the military how the gently caress did you guys put up with that poo poo We don't. There's a reason why most of us are depressed/alcoholics/bitterly divorced. The dumpster thing really happened. Recycling was not optional at this base--apparently it was something enforced by the local government and people would get fined for finding recyclables in the normal trash. If there's one thing the Army doesn't like, it's spending money LOLOLOL, so we suffered for it. Well, our NCOs suffered for it. Because how dare you allow your Joe to throw a soda bottle in the dumpster?! Then we suffered for it.
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One of my friends is currently in AIT to be a blackhawk mechanic/crew chief whatever the gently caress that MOS is called. 6 year commitment. Still don't understand how OCS contract is only a 3.5 year commitment but it works for me. He's an old rear end PFC in his late 20's but at least he's not a combat arms old rear end PFC in his late 20's. Him joining the Army was actually good for him though, he didn't have anything going for him back home. Hopefully former blackhawk maintainers have good career opportunities after the Army.
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Mustang posted:One of my friends is currently in AIT to be a blackhawk mechanic/crew chief whatever the gently caress that MOS is called. 6 year commitment. Still don't understand how OCS contract is only a 3.5 year commitment but it works for me. The oldest PFC I knew was 40 something and had meth mouth. He apparently got in trouble a lot with finances and drinking. He eventually got chaptered for for something
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Mustang posted:One of my friends is currently in AIT to be a blackhawk mechanic/crew chief whatever the gently caress that MOS is called. 6 year commitment. Still don't understand how OCS contract is only a 3.5 year commitment but it works for me. Basically that's about the length of time they want to get out of most officers before they start trickling out. Too many staying in is very, very bad. The long commitments for certain jobs is because that training is loving expensive and time-consuming, so they want to make sure they get the money's worth.
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I was never in the military but I worked the opposite watch on a merchant ship from two guys who had been and hated each other for it - the first assistant was a Strategic Sealift Officer or whatever so technically in the Navy but he had a big beard and a paunch and looked like a dirtbag 99% of the time (also an all around great engineer and really chill guy), and the electrician was a Marine vet who hated that guy (and also kind of all of us civilians) so much for his dirtbag ways that he eventually got fired for flipping out at him about it every single day for weeks and creepily staring at people from his office window.
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shovelbum posted:he had a big beard and a paunch and looked like a dirtbag 99% of the time (also an all around great engineer and really chill guy) [...] flipping out at him about it every single day for weeks and creepily staring at people Those two models come standard with every boat, except for the military background. You also get an engineer who's weirdly obsessed with the sewage bacteria and a fastidious mate who does everything by hand, free with every second ship you buy.
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FrozenVent posted:Those two models come standard with every boat, except for the military background. You also get an engineer who's weirdly obsessed with the sewage bacteria and a fastidious mate who does everything by hand, free with every second ship you buy. Yeah for a while we had two creepy freakout guys, but they both got fired for creepily freaking out all the time. The other one had been in the Army but I don't think that had anything to do with him. edit: I suspect the Navy has way more types of standard-issue weirdo lurking around, they have to right, they have like hundreds or thousands of people on a ship instead of 12 dudes. shovelbum fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jun 11, 2016 |
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Jun 11, 2016 22:37
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chemosh6969 posted:They have some weird names for charges these days. My old neighbors were running a low key prostitution operation and one of the charges (after they got busted) was "illicit massage". There was a stripper pole visible from the street in the living room.
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Diver Dick posted:My old neighbors were running a low key prostitution operation and one of the charges (after they got busted) was "illicit massage". There was a stripper pole visible from the street in the living room. If you really think about it, prostitution is just about massaging certain spots with certain spots, if you know what I mean.
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Aranan posted:If you really think about it, prostitution is just about massaging certain spots with certain spots, if you know what I mean. I don't. Please explain sex to me
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Jun 12, 2016 03:47
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loving blind leading the blind in here.
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Soulex posted:I don't. Please explain sex to me Sometimes when a man loves a woman he pays her to take a dump on his chest, and 9 days later a baby appears.
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Dingleberry posted:Sometimes when a man loves a woman he pays her to take a dump on his chest, and 9 days later a baby appears. a buddy of mine in the army was banging some asian chick, then they went to butt stuff and she diarrhea'd all over his chest the split second after she pulled off of him. she was also drunk. HOOAH
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Jun 12, 2016 06:08
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That's hot.
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Godholio posted:loving blind leading the blind in here. Please. I'm a desired AMERICAN SOLDIER who gets plenty of the sex and also I am a dapper gentlegoon. My other fedora is an ACH.
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It shouldn't surprise me that this exists, but I am still a little saddened by it. https://www.amazon.com/Mens-Camouflage-Fedora-Universal-Digital/dp/B00NCK72PG?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0 Aranan fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Jun 12, 2016 |
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Jun 12, 2016 06:29
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That's standard issue for all 25 and 35 series MOSs
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Mustang posted:That's standard issue for all 25 and 35 series MOSs I need that in Navy pattern.
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Mustang posted:That's standard issue for all 25 and 35 series MOSs Don't worry, they make them in your size, too. 
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Aranan posted:Don't worry, they make them in your size, too. Standard issue for all West Point graduates.
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Mustang posted:One of my friends is currently in AIT to be a blackhawk mechanic/crew chief whatever the gently caress that MOS is called. 6 year commitment. Still don't understand how OCS contract is only a 3.5 year commitment but it works for me. Training crew chiefs is expensive, it's a very cool job and people generally don't gently caress with you, you get flight pay, you get to bullshit with officers and warrants all day and nobody cares as long as you can do your job correctly. Downsides are promotions are poo poo above I think E5 or so, and your body will be murdered by the accumulated microvibrations of years spent on helicopters. I don't know, all the crew chiefs I met seemed pretty happy.
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Aranan posted:Don't worry, they make them in your size, too. Can you put the 3 freebie award ribbons on it too please
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Jun 12, 2016 14:42
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Aranan posted:Don't worry, they make them in your size, too. loving lol
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Aranan posted:Don't worry, they make them in your size, too. Holy poo poo, best burn itt
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Aranan posted:Don't worry, they make them in your size, too. Holy Moly
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I don't get it
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It's got a butter bar added.
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With all that happened last night he seems like an even bigger loser.
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That photo we have of Zimmerman et al watching the skies is getting crowded.
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