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BiohazrD posted:do what I did and get the fck out of austin I'll be in Broomfield (Denver) in less than two weeks
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I just got back from there they have weed and highways and mountains
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JewKiller 3000 posted:Make sure you interview with the person who would be your boss. my pay is not good, but otherwise i really like my job and i knew i would about halfway through the interview with my soon-to-be boss (and also his boss (they are both cool)) really my favorite part is being able to complain about terrible code constantly also the reminders that there are somehow people worse at this than me Space Whale posted:I'll be in Broomfield (Denver) in less than two weeks say hi to my friend for me
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HoboMan posted:
i feel this. the guy i posted about before who used commas as a field delimiter? he left all sorts of treasures like that everywhere in our code that i fix constantly, and when he left epic it was to take a job at microsoft. another guy wrote a literal forkbomb that took out a customer's prd environment once and he works at ms too (i wish i could share this story but it would get too proprietary and i dont think i could censor sufficiently and convey the humor). the moral of the story is all my ex coworkers that i hate probably worked on windows 10.
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anthonypants posted:Something happened just dump the user to an interactive debugger prompt
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LordSaturn posted:I need a method like It's a doubly-linked list code:
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:... you can't make this stuff up 😂😂😂
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i dont work with anybody else's code so i dont get these horrorshows
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eschaton posted:just dump the user to an interactive debugger prompt i'm the AIDS
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I'm ZMACS, the Zork text editor
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:i feel this. the guy i posted about before who used commas as a field delimiter? he left all sorts of treasures like that everywhere in our code that i fix constantly, and when he left epic it was to take a job at microsoft. another guy wrote a literal forkbomb that took out a customer's prd environment once and he works at ms too (i wish i could share this story but it would get too proprietary and i dont think i could censor sufficiently and convey the humor). i worked at there and my terrible programming brought down large multi-state healthcare systems multiple times.... but at least im not at microsoft yet... getting my mba first
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Bloody posted:i dont work with anybody else's code so i dont get these horrorshows you make your own?
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Luigi Thirty posted:I'm ZMACS, the Zork text editor I'm the Flavor Inspector
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detroit posted:i worked at there and my terrible programming brought down large multi-state healthcare systems multiple times.... but at least im not at microsoft yet... getting my mba first you'll fit right in
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eschaton posted:you make your own? yup
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gently caress, I want a thing that maven doesn't think I should want I don't think I'm going to win this fight
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Soricidus posted:gently caress, I want a thing that maven doesn't think I should want you won't, but maven is probably right.
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:today i discovered a place where multiple fields were being serialized to the server as a comma-delimited string. the guy even took the time to define a constant COMMA to use in lieu of actually typing "," but at no point thought "what if one of these fields contains a comma". 15 years later, when ambulance data on claims gets sent to the server pickup and dropoff addresses are overflowing into later fields if they contain commas. we do a bunch of csv exports from various things. i'm amazed at how infrequently people ever stop to think 'hey, what if a field contains a comma?' i'm constantly finding this poo poo in code reviews, as well as other related things like failing to escape stuff when generating js, not url-encoding data properly, etc.
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HoboMan posted:anyways, connection pooling. if I call several functions where several of them are ado.net pools connections out of the box, pooling them based on the connection string (and windows identity if necessary). you need to go out of your way to disable connection pooling msdn has a pretty good writeup on sql server connection pooling, and it looks like a couple of other providers also support connection pools. no idea what the situation is with mysql/postgres/whatever - refer to the individual docs i guess
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spent a couple hours today rigging up software timers based on a 240Hz system timer and now i can "animate" the dealer's plays (there's a 1 second delay between cards being drawn) and i feel like a mega-pro
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i made a resume. it was hard to resist including sarcasm. if any of u were serious about interest in this terrible programmer, pm me deets pls.
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redleader posted:we do a bunch of csv exports from various things. i'm amazed at how infrequently people ever stop to think 'hey, what if a field contains a comma?' i'm amazed how many people use string.Split like some p-langer rather than taking 20 seconds to download LumenWorks CSV Parser.
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:another guy wrote a literal forkbomb that took out a customer's prd environment once was this not the story where a guy forkbombed a training server and blew out a customer training environment? it is comically easy to write a forkbomb in MUMPS. like "tag j tag g tag" or something is enough to do it ~Coxy posted:i'm amazed how many people use string.Split like some p-langer rather than taking 20 seconds to download LumenWorks CSV Parser. most plangs have CSV parsing libraries, I think. "never write your own parser" is pretty much a golden rule imo
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LordSaturn posted:"never write your own parser" is pretty much a golden rule imo except in haskell
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except if you mean a csv parser because haskell has some good ones already written too
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LordSaturn posted:was this not the story where a guy forkbombed a training server and blew out a customer training environment? it is comically easy to write a forkbomb in MUMPS. like "tag j tag g tag" or something is enough to do it No, this was something related to coverages and it went into their actual prd environment
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jony neuemonic posted:you won't, but maven is probably right. to nobody's surprise, least of all mine: it was
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fart simpson posted:except in haskell at the intersection of haskell, verilog, and parsing, there is a terrible programmer
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i was depressed because of the gay shooting and i worked on my blackjack thing all day. now i can play (8-bit 22KHz) samples on a soundblaster 16 via DMA yay i got frustrated trying to figure out how to massage DPMI into giving me a 64KB segment at the start of a memory page for DMA transfer and uhhhhh just malloc 128KB of conventional memory and find the start of the next page inside my memory black and write my sound sample there, then point the DMA transfer to that page from reading raymond chen's adventures in windows 95 compatibility for dos games, leaking conventional memory like a sieve and doing stupid things with malloc is a requirement for making a dos application
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Luigi Thirty posted:i was depressed because of the gay shooting and i worked on my blackjack thing all day. now i can play (8-bit 22KHz) samples on a soundblaster 16 via DMA yay man i don't know if i want to play around with dos like you are now or learn assembly and write something stupid for the 2600 or c64 ill probably just learn elm
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Captain Foo posted:at the intersection of haskell, verilog, and parsing, there is a terrible programmer it's me!
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assembly is really cool and good and if you've never hosed around with an assembly before I highly recommend it as a computer learning experience
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I can always recommend 68K assembly for good learning and loving around write something in asm for an emulated Amiga, it has all the weird chips and poo poo like a really fancy 2600 but it also has the beautiful 68000 for making them go
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eschaton posted:I can always recommend 68K assembly for good learning and loving around nice, i'll have a look been doing this for the past week or so, it's real fun and has piqued my interest in assembly https://microcorruption.com/
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stella has an excellent debugger if you want to do 2600 junk next step: figure out how to play multiple samples at once
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Bloody posted:it's me! all shitposting aside you are project sounded p cool
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i think the product im working on is going to suck, but it could also just be me. Is there a term like impostor syndrome but for someone who is unable to believe in any project they didn't have complete design control over? because I might have that
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Illusive gently caress Man posted:i think the product im working on is going to suck, but it could also just be me. Is there a term like impostor syndrome but for someone who is unable to believe in any project they didn't have complete design control over? because I might have that a control freak
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Illusive gently caress Man posted:i think the product im working on is going to suck, but it could also just be me. Is there a term like impostor syndrome but for someone who is unable to believe in any project they didn't have complete design control over? because I might have that yeah, autism
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NIH syndrome, almost, but not quite
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