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BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

They're great for an infantile man cave and also they hang from the electrical cord.

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

nm posted:

And, let's be clear, the exterior is the most tasteful part of the house.


How does a house with so many windows look so dang dark inside?

ductonius
Apr 9, 2007
I heard there's a cream for that...

My Lovely Horse posted:

I didn't know they even made bunk double beds.

I was wondering how many rooms needed 3+ double beds but then I read "pimp" and suddenly it all made sense. Must have had some wild parties.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

ductonius posted:

I was wondering how many rooms needed 3+ double beds but then I read "pimp" and suddenly it all made sense. Must have had some wild parties.

Ho storage takes up a lot of space.

HERAK
Dec 1, 2004

ductonius posted:

I was wondering how many rooms needed 3+ double beds but then I read "pimp" and suddenly it all made sense. Must have had some wild parties.

I looked at all of those photos and I guess his inspiration was just a stack of porn dvds.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HERAK posted:

I looked at all of those photos and I guess his inspiration was just a stack of porn dvds.

Porn and Trumpish visions of "success"

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Thumposaurus posted:

Ho storage takes up a lot of space.

Bunkbeds man, come on!

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Nitrox posted:

This is what happens when you and designer snorting coke during the whole process.

I assumed the same thing

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Drake_263 posted:

DIY & Hobbies › Crappy Construction Tales: This dude's favorite architechtural style was 'Yes'.

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
There HAVE to be porns online that were filmed in that house. A prize* to whoever finds them!

* nothing

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Thumposaurus posted:

Ho storage takes up a lot of space.

Did I wander into the model train thread?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

I second that emotion

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Scudworth posted:



Huh. Okay.

"What's this area up here?"
"Oh, that's the crawl space, there won't be anything there."
"gently caress that, it's another bedroom now."
But it will have a weird chest high level from the high ceiling in the room below and..."
"Bedroom. And put in some skylights, I want to make sure it's hot as balls up there."
"OK. Will do."

Some version of that conversation must have happened.

deoju fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jun 13, 2016

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I just noticed the curtains and wondered how they're going to open.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
They'll open just fine. But you have to open them from the outside-in, or else you'll end up with a bunch of loose curtain fabric.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Geirskogul posted:

They'll open just fine. But you have to open them from the outside-in, or else you'll end up with a bunch of loose curtain fabric.

It kind of looks like there’s a sheet of glass over then and we’re seeing reflections, but it could be an optical illusion based on the patter of the fabric and the view outside.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Lime Tonics posted:

And now for your viewing pleasure,



http://www.curbed.com/2013/12/12/10164870/absolutely-everything-is-wrong-with-this-indiana-house

I don't know, I think they could squeeze in a few more windows.

ahhhh I recognized this house immediately! It used to be the same size, same floorplan, but the guy who owned it before the pimp was eccentric (because rich people are never called 'crazy') and had a million junk concrete statues all over the front grounds and on the balconies. Huge ones. Ones that make the current ones look super tasteful. House itself was painted blue and teal. Either there were less windows, or, possibly, I didn't notice all the windows because of all the poo poo in the front yard. It looked like the owner had tried to make one of those "quirky" attraction houses on the cheap. The whole thing had a vague ocean/water theme, I wonder if the dolphin fountain or w/e it is in front was salvaged and painted white. There were definitely mermaids and vague griffin-looking things, as well as fake Roman/Greek statues, all painted crazy colors before.

I kind of liked it, it broke up the insane boringness that is driving through Indianapolis.

Here's the inside before the pimp-remodel, from what I can tell: http://www.curbed.com/2012/7/30/10346456/1332-queens-way

I've been told the place was originally five regular houses, but I have no idea if that's true. I can definitely see it, though.



Here's the pimp


Here's the pimp with his cat at Christmas


I found one of the griffins, confirmed that they just painted the statues white and moved 'em around


Jesus Christ


A couple new pics here: http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/home-garden/244555-most-craptastic-house-history-houses-now-sale-862-000-a.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


This, this speaks to me....A handy mace just in case.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



I'm the marble doors

quote:

Here's the pimp with his cat at Christmas


:3:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Lime Tonics posted:



This, this speaks to me....A handy mace just in case.

Twin urinals is just pure class.

Now you can continue the conversation with the ambassador while you pee alongside him.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Might as well just have a super wide urinal then.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

GreenNight posted:

Might as well just have a super wide urinal then.

Also called a trough.

e:

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jun 13, 2016

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Also called a trough.

No, this aint Wrigley Field.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

GreenNight posted:

No, this aint Wrigley Field.

I don't know what that is.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Baseball park in Chicago where the mens room is all troughs.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/6/3/4392266/wrigley-renovations-mens-room-troughs

30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.
Fun Shoe
That house is the most Sims-esque house I have ever seen in real life, down to the absurdly textured ceiling and windows absolutely everywhere.

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
I kinda like that house. It's just so balls-out with its excess, including the built-in stripper balconies on the inside.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

If I was going to spend a personal fortune to build a crazy mansion to grow old and die in, the result would look a bit like that house.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LordSaturn posted:

If I was going to spend a personal fortune to build a crazy mansion to grow old and die in, the result would look a bit like that house.

Mine would look spoopy.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
Mine would probably be permanently under construction.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I'd be happy with any sort of house really. Give me a shack, anything, I'll fix it up.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

That house is the most Sims-esque house I have ever seen in real life, down to the absurdly textured ceiling and windows absolutely everywhere.

That's it. That's the description I was looking for but couldn't place it. It's like every horribly tacky Luxury HomeŽ in the Sims was combined and given life.

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Mine would probably be permanently under construction.

You wouldn't happen to be related to Lady Winchester, would you?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Nitrox posted:

I lost it at the cheapest carpet home depot has to offer... in the dining room. Nowhere else in the house. Dining room. This is what happens when you and designer snorting coke during the whole process. Look at the trail of grease from kitchen to the dining room table, it's beautiful.



Edit: I think that's a 7' ceiling there also.

I'm the 4 different styles of ceiling lights.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Mine would probably be permanently under construction.

Same, but only because I'd need something to do to keep from going crazier.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ever wanted to live inside an acid trip? Now you can.

http://olx.ua/obyavlenie/kvartira-ul-radunskaya-26-srochno-IDdZ7CS.html

Imgur album in case the listing gets pulled.

http://imgur.com/a/bc96D

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



I would say it looks like something generated by Deep Dream

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Hello yes I built my house right underneath the chernobyl reactor would you like to buy?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
The weirdest part is the very normal bathroom right at the end.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Lime Tonics posted:

Ever wanted to live inside an acid trip? Now you can.

http://olx.ua/obyavlenie/kvartira-ul-radunskaya-26-srochno-IDdZ7CS.html

Imgur album in case the listing gets pulled.

http://imgur.com/a/bc96D


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