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a beautiful, soft meat sack
Positive thinking is good friend.

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super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

shinmai posted:

I like it very much! Whoever bought it for me has my undying gratitude :love:

I've never had a gangtag before, and I'm very happy my first one came from byob :h: This place has been a great source of laughs and comfort and has served as a much needed distraction many times :) I guess I've always been a yobber and never knew it before a few weeks ago :3:

:glomp:


Brexit the Frog



here's our cat

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Rusty Staub posted:



here's our cat

Mods?


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

shinmai posted:

I like it very much! Whoever bought it for me has my undying gratitude :love:

I've never had a gangtag before, and I'm very happy my first one came from byob :h: This place has been a great source of laughs and comfort and has served as a much needed distraction many times :) I guess I've always been a yobber and never knew it before a few weeks ago :3:

:love:

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shinmai

CHK Instruction

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Rusty Staub posted:



here's our cat

would pet

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Renegret posted:

would pet

beautiful new av but i will strangely miss the licking of the face of the old one

Scaly Haylie

things that i wish were not happening:

- my coworker watching some kind of rap dance video on his phone next to me for like twenty minutes now

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Luvcow posted:

beautiful new av but i will strangely miss the licking of the face of the old one

:agreed: someone should animate that tounge


I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Lizard Wizard posted:

things that i wish were not happening:

- my coworker watching some kind of rap dance video on his phone next to me for like twenty minutes now

-employment forcing me out of my hovel for 8 hours a day

HighwireAct


Pozzo's Hat
you can take the 'yob out of the chill, but you can't take the chill out of the 'yobber

100 degrees Calcium



i would give anything for a bit of that 'yobber chill

Scaly Haylie

working fast food isn't hard, but it sure gives you enough reasons to hate people.

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Lizard Wizard posted:

working fast food isn't hard, but it sure gives you enough reasons to hate people.

Do you work at tako bell?


Scaly Haylie

nah, McD's

3D Megadoodoo


You should tell Mr. McDonald that if he doesn't put at least two kinds of mayonnaise in his burgers, no-one will eat them.





Luvcow

One day nearer spring

your double cheeseburgers with pickles and onions but no ketchup and mustard are sinfully delicious

Anoia

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

tell them the grimace will come for them if they keep that up :devil:

Scaly Haylie

Luvcow posted:

your double cheeseburgers with pickles and onions but no ketchup and mustard are sinfully delicious

i know what i'm trying today

Chelb

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
hey i know some finnish posters like to hang out here so i thought i'd mention

i made some pulla today and

holy poo poo. that is some pretty good stuff.

courtesy of rushi

3D Megadoodoo

Rollofthedice posted:

hey i know some finnish posters like to hang out here so i thought i'd mention

i made some pulla today and

holy poo poo. that is some pretty good stuff.

did you put cheese and metwurst on it? no? good, your'e officially not 96 years old





3D Megadoodoo

make boston cakebostonkakku next (it's a type of pulla)

e: apparently boston cake is something completely different in English :shrug:





Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

my condolences

I worked in retail hell for a few years but at least I didn't have to deal with food (Cashier at BJ's, and later on Best Buy)

My brother did his minimum wage stint at Wendy's and he was always covered in burns and had a fry oil stench that permeated his skin and never washed out.

Chelb

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Jerry Cotton posted:

make boston cakebostonkakku next (it's a type of pulla)

e: apparently boston cake is something completely different in English :shrug:

i googled 'bostonkakku' and i'm pretty sure its a finnish cinnamon roll

courtesy of rushi

3D Megadoodoo

Rollofthedice posted:

i googled 'bostonkakku' and i'm pretty sure its a finnish cinnamon roll

no it's a CAKE made out of cinnamon rolls and plum jam :mmmhmm:





Scaly Haylie

Anoia posted:

tell them the grimace will come for them if they keep that up :devil:

you just reminded me that all the mascots have been retired :smith:

3D Megadoodoo

Lizard Wizard posted:

you just reminded me that all the mascots have been retired :smith:

was grimace the purple one? what was his job anyway?





Anoia

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Lizard Wizard posted:

you just reminded me that all the mascots have been retired :smith:

nooooooooooooo

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Good morning yobbers! The shop is empty this morning so I'm blasting AC/DC



Chelb

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Jerry Cotton posted:

no it's a CAKE made out of cinnamon rolls and plum jam :mmmhmm:

that's sounds so rich i'm getting second hand diabetes through the internet

how do you finns eat that stuff without getting fat

courtesy of rushi

Scaly Haylie

Renegret posted:

my condolences

I worked in retail hell for a few years but at least I didn't have to deal with food (Cashier at BJ's, and later on Best Buy)

My brother did his minimum wage stint at Wendy's and he was always covered in burns and had a fry oil stench that permeated his skin and never washed out.

it's not that bad, but then i haven't done any kitchen work yet so :shrug:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Jerry Cotton posted:

make boston cakebostonkakku next (it's a type of pulla)

e: apparently boston cake is something completely different in English :shrug:

boston cream pie is one of the best things in the world and yesterday i had a piece of cake that was essentially boston cream pie (i.e. yellow cake, vanilla pudding, chocolate frosting)

3D Megadoodoo

Rollofthedice posted:

that's sounds so rich i'm getting second hand diabetes through the internet

how do you finns eat that stuff without getting fat

i am fat

Pulla is a lot "lighter" than actual cake. Dunno about plum jam. It's jam so i guess it has a lot of sugar at least. And you only eat a slice.





3D Megadoodoo

Luvcow posted:

boston cream pie is one of the best things in the world and yesterday i had a piece of cake that was essentially boston cream pie (i.e. yellow cake, vanilla pudding, chocolate frosting)

I have not had cake in six months.





3D Megadoodoo

Come to think of it, haven't had any pulla this year, either.





Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Jerry Cotton posted:

I have not had cake in six months.

i'm a diabetic so it had been months for me as well but there it was staring back up at me and i had my insulin on hand so...

my true weakness is slices of pizza but boston cream pie will always tempt me

Scaly Haylie

Jerry Cotton posted:

was grimace the purple one? what was his job anyway?

originally he was the "evil grimace" and stole milkshakes from children with his two pairs of arms

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Jerry Cotton posted:

I have not had cake in six months.

:stare:

my god, man



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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
if i walk by a pizza place and they sell slices and i've never tried their pizza i get serious urges to just walk inside and buy one no matter what i'm supposed to be doing

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