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shadow puppet of a posted:Sorry you got a glimpse into the horrific mental rolodex of actress-chat that came about from having a life lived before the internet and growing up watching first run TNG in the hopes of seeing babes in what was often the only venue available to do that in. what happened to that hottie who spilled hot chocolate on Picard
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:51 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 08:41 |
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Ladies, please, just get comically oversized circus tits and be done with it. Surgeons perfect their entire careers around it. You can find one that will sculpt your tits that would make Aphrodite jealous. Just leave your drat faces alone. It's never turned out good. Christ please, just make your tits so big we don't look at your face, if you are that inclined.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:52 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Sorry you got a glimpse into the horrific mental rolodex of actress-chat that came about from having a life lived before the internet and growing up watching first run TNG in the hopes of seeing babes in what was often the only venue available to do that in. i actually shouldnt have been so hasty because i remember really enjoying her as a teenager, sorry sorry *bows*
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:54 |
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sidenote: lexx was good for that sort of thing
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:55 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:what happened to that hottie who spilled hot chocolate on Picard Im having acid flashback or dejavu or some poo poo
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:01 |
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psychokitty posted:Im having acid flashback or dejavu or some poo poo I'm sorry to hear this, be safe. It was the first borg ep and I think she showed up in another episode
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:02 |
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Happily ever after made me feel like I'd slipped into an alternate dimension where the only difference was a new cast of married with children
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:08 |
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I support Nikki Cox's decisions. Have you ever seen a redhead over 40? They look like they're melting. I'd sooner watch my parents have sex than watch some grody redhead 40-something parading around.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:09 |
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criscodisco posted:I support Nikki Cox's decisions. Have you ever seen a redhead over 40? They look like they're melting. I'd sooner watch my parents have sex than watch some grody redhead 40-something parading around. I need a visual aid, please.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:11 |
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Gillian Anderson is holding up pretty well.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:24 |
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RVWinkle posted:Gillian Anderson is holding up pretty well. Jesus Christ, yes
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:26 |
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criscodisco posted:I support Nikki Cox's decisions. Have you ever seen a redhead over 40? They look like they're melting. I'd sooner watch my parents have sex than watch some grody redhead 40-something parading around. Also Maria Thayer is 40 according to the internet.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:35 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Hard to like anyone that into water polo. Hector Beerlioz posted:It was the first borg ep and I think she showed up in another episode By the way the actress who played her also played the woman with three breasts in Total Recall.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:40 |
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RVWinkle posted:Also Maria Thayer is 40 according to the internet. proof of a higher power
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:56 |
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RVWinkle posted:Also Maria Thayer is 40 according to the internet. See Maitland Ward's snapchat for a hoe'd up version of exactly this.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01 |
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big black turnout posted:It was rape M'ress. You raped Sulu. BREEP BREEP
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:46 |
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Yeah, that was a good joke
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:50 |
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VectorSigma posted:the tng explanation was tritanium bulkheads that cannot be melted by their current technology. of course, working it into usable shapes was no biggie. ship bulkheads are built on atomic-scale, using shipyard-class industrial replicators to transport handfuls of tritanium atoms from mined ore to the exact crystal pattern required. in order to meet the staggering energy requirements, they do it in orbit so they can use solar energy far more efficiently.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:13 |
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chaosbreather posted:ship bulkheads are built on atomic-scale, using shipyard-class industrial replicators to transport handfuls of tritanium atoms from mined ore to the exact crystal pattern required. in order to meet the staggering energy requirements, they do it in orbit so they can use solar energy far more efficiently. That's a lot of effort to turn around and let the ship's counselor drive it
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:17 |
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Lord of Pie posted:That's a lot of effort to turn around and let the ship's counselor drive it Right into an m-class planet
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:18 |
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Lord of Pie posted:That's a lot of effort to turn around and let the ship's counselor drive it Hey now, she passed the murder geordi test.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:20 |
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Lord of Pie posted:That's a lot of effort to turn around and let the ship's counselor drive it poo poo, most of the first season or two its a teenage boy who hasnt even been to the academy yet
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:20 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:poo poo, most of the first season or two its a teenage boy who hasnt even been to the academy yet And yet he never crashed the ship into an entire planet.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:21 |
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rocket_man38 posted:They were going to do that, sort of: the whole loving point of enterprise should have been the romulan war. there was tons of stuff from TOS's background to explore and they hated doing it so much that they got bored and bolted in TNG poo poo. the gulf between voyager and anything watchable was a wide one indeed
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:31 |
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VendaGoat posted:And yet he never crashed the ship into an entire planet. it was just an observation that Picard, at least, was never too stingy with handing over the wheel to people that have no business there.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:34 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:it was just an observation that Picard, at least, was never too stingy with handing over the wheel to people that have no business there. Sure It's also an observation that the only time they handed the ship over to the counselor, she crashed it into a loving planet. Even Ensign Ro wasn't that inept.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:01 |
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In the grand scheme of things, planets are TINY for a space ship. Like, in a way it takes shitloads of skill to take a spaceship and slam it into a planet.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:27 |
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VendaGoat posted:Sure And that stupid Remen ship.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:29 |
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VendaGoat posted:Sure please, please do not read into any of what I have typed as defending Troi's honor. I am without honor
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 06:44 |
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VendaGoat posted:And yet he never crashed the ship into an entire planet. Presumably there's a light on the dashboard to tell you you're crashing into a planet. Only women ignore dashboard lights. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:06 |
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Was the pegasus warping into an asteroid riker's fault or am I misremembering my treks.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:15 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:
"M'ress, I know I've voiced an attraction to anime catgirls, but your ratio of 'cat' to' girl' is just out of control. Your anime needs to be at least 25% higher, too."
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:24 |
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Volcott posted:Was the pegasus warping into an asteroid riker's fault or am I misremembering my treks. No, it was some experimental cloak thing that did it. Riker was at fault for hiding it all from Picard when his old CO showed up.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:50 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:please, please do not read into any of what I have typed as defending Troi's honor. You post here. I knew this already.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:54 |
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Kiss my rear end, I love Voyager. I love Enterprise too, and I hate TOS.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 08:55 |
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Nobody gives a poo poo what you think about anything except for what you think about DS9.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:30 |
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criscodisco posted:I support Nikki Cox's decisions. Have you ever seen a redhead over 40? They look like they're melting. I'd sooner watch my parents have sex than watch some grody redhead 40-something parading around. Gates McFadden is 67 now. Which means she was 45 in 1994 at the end of TNG.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 10:18 |
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Lord of Pie posted:That's a lot of effort to turn around and let the ship's counselor drive it when the enterprise travelled back in time in first contact they created an alternate timeline, as proved in enterprise when the borg turn up in antarctica, along with information that zephram cockring blogged all about it resulting in the Warp 5 Project such as it was this massive fork in the fabric of spacetime created - in that resulting time line - a fracture in subspace called The Nexus, which reverberated throughout time and space, resulting, in the destruction of the enterprise d at the hands of a therapist and many other changes, often making things dumber, or more 'retarded', as they rippled out. the encounter with the borg is actually predestined, but only in the alternate (or 'retarded') timeline, which explains why the borg were there in the first place, sent only one cube, and suddenly had a queen, who was aboard that one cube the nexus also mutated some mushrooms which became sporocystian supermen who then set up the caretaker array which threw the USS Voyager into the Delta Quadrant the nexus eventually collided with the romulan star, which resulted in the creation of another time line where things are even more retarded thus only the original series show and movies, TNG and DS9 are actually part of the prime universe, all other movies and series are actually describing alternate retarded universes that, being fiction, are not real
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 10:28 |
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Skeesix posted:Gates McFadden is 67 now. Which means she was 45 in 1994 at the end of TNG. Yeah and she had to get ouija board to get a good porking.
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# ? Jun 14, 2016 10:28 |
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Really they should just put a cloak on every ship and only switch them on when the Klingons start poo poo like in DS9.
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