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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

HEY GAL posted:

edit: you might like the parts where most of the authors are leftists and commies

But still, if I remember correctly, very much 'America gently caress yeah!' bringing all the benefits of specifically American democracy and civilisation to the backwards Europeans.

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lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

These sound like the island in the sea of time series except possibly with less YANKEE PROTESTANT WORK ETHIC IS THE BEST and obviously author-fantasy lesbianism. My Maine libertarian uncle-in-law asked for my critique on them as an archaeologist (back when I was an archaeologist) and then again when I got this job and apparently became a historian. It was.... Difficult to remain diplomatic about his favourite book series.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

feedmegin posted:

But still, if I remember correctly, very much 'America gently caress yeah!' bringing all the benefits of specifically American democracy and civilisation to the backwards Europeans.
yes except for the part where some of them agree with us already and are therefore not backwards

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

cheerfullydrab posted:

I remember the David Drake Hammer's Slammers stories to be pretty good military scifi spacepulp.

Drake's MilSF was informed by his time in Vietnam. It's very... 'brutal' is not the right word. 'Unsanitised'? I have no idea if the tone is realistic or not, but it feels real.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
I scoff at y'all for reading unavowed trashy SF. Pulpy time travel/ISOT/alien stuff though, yowza! :v:

I'm not even ashamed to admit to trawling the alternatehistory.com forums for decentish shlock, since prose and politics notwithstanding, some people there have at least got a sense of irony.

Like that one abortive story with the 18th century EIC types trying to cash in on a portal to our world. Or the actually rather good, longrunning thread with 80s Britain being sent back to the 18th c (I sense a pattern here). Which has Maggie Milksnatcher instituting rationing and a massive nationalization program, and it includes the dawn massive social movement coalescing around a crusade to abolish slavery. Tasty.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
I just finished reading Xenogears LP, started reading Johny Ringo Thread 2 and watching Devils Third LP on the side.

I'm an now really convinced that JUST POST basically works for book and game plots: it doesn't matter what you write as long as you write.

Hazzard
Mar 16, 2013

HEY GAL posted:

yes except for the part where some of them agree with us already and are therefore not backwards

I was going to read these at some point. I think time travellers coping with the early modern era could be written really well. Someone described a scene where Wallenstein reads history books that treat him fairly badly and not coping well. That hooker me, but whenever I've been to a book shop since I've been strapped for cash or out doing something else.

I did love the idea of teaching mercenaries modern equipment and using military trucks to destroy tercios, but if it's as bad as you say.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe



IS THIS ONE TEAM OR TWO

...

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
One team but four of the players are Hungarians coached by a separate Hungarian coach with full coaching powers.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

bewbies posted:




IS THIS ONE TEAM OR TWO

...

When you put them side by side like that, those flags sure are halfassed.

zocio
Nov 3, 2011
It's one team, but they have (at least) two different uniforms, each player gets to choose where and when to score and they only use really short ball passes because there is only one ball in the whole stadium and they can't afford to loose it.

Also they only ever win against Italy.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

bewbies posted:




IS THIS ONE TEAM OR TWO

...

If they're running into each other constantly and knocking themselves out, it's one team. The good old team.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
When they play Italy the ball never leaves the center circle and 12 players are carted off with career ending injuries.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I have been trying to re-find this one mil-sf short story for years. All I remember is that it was about the siege of a small town in central Europe in some sort of techno-future. Possibly/probably based on the actual story of the Siege of Sarajevo. There were some descriptions of elaborate future artillery pieces. It was in a collection I read quite a while ago. Does this sound familiar to anybody? Shot in the dark, but still.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


bewbies posted:




IS THIS ONE TEAM OR TWO

...

An Austrian friend told me that apparently Austria vs Hungary was the football rivalry for the two teams far into the 1950s, and it only switched to Germany being the main rival (at least in the eyes of Austrian fans, pretty much noone in Germany gave or gives a toss about them :v:) of Austria after the Austrians were clowned on by Germany during the 1954 world cup. The fact that the Iron Curtain increasingly restricted contact with Hungary may also have played a role in this.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

bewbies posted:

When they play Italy the ball never leaves the center circle and 12 players are carted off with career ending injuries.

And the shootout lasts forever.

It's two teams and one's coached by a swimming coach.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
And then a large wave of Russians storm in from nowhere and beats everyone to a bloody pulp?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

xthetenth posted:

It's two teams and one's coached by a swimming coach.

Considering that Hungary is the only non-ex-Yu country capable of winning water polo world championship medals, that would actually be a good thing. :v:

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

my dad posted:

Considering that Hungary is the only non-ex-Yu country capable of winning water polo world championship medals, that would actually be a good thing. :v:

Hungarian water polo brings the discussion back to military history :v:

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

RogueTM posted:

Didn't stop people from claiming that the soldiers in Italy was having a holiday and avoiding D-Day, leading to this wonderful song.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Day_Dodgers

We've got an entire small section devoted to this in the museum I work at all lovingly centered around a rather lovingly hand crafted lyrics sheet. Don't piss off bored fed up British soldiers. Bad war poetry will be only the start.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Hazzard posted:

Someone described a scene where Wallenstein reads history books that treat him fairly badly and not coping well.
god no. what happened was two things: he learned that the Emperor was going to assassinate him in a parallel future and decided to betray him first, and he read Schiller's Wallenstein trilogy and decided that if he was going to be a folk hero/antihero in the future, he may as well get on that while he lived. So he split Bohemia away from the Empire, is now ruling it (he also heard about this interesting new development called "absolutism"), and as of the last short story in which he appears is electrifying Prague and wiring his palace with phone lines.

Like I keep saying, this guy wrote up to 8 or 10 letters a day to a single recipient, imagine if he could talk to people who were far away in real time. Phones are probably the best thing that's happened to him since he met Kepler.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jun 14, 2016

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Who was the Civil War general who was happy to hear Stuart had cut his telegraph lines since Washington couldn't give him orders anymore?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
i seem to remember there was also a scene that was intended to be badass where Wallenstein had a bunch of public buildings draped in his coat of arms and colors, but considering that that looked like this,

the effect would have been more like a militarized Ikea.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

All this kind of sounds like the dude except if he ran Ikea the instructions would be a lot more interesting.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

xthetenth posted:

All this kind of sounds like the dude except if he ran Ikea the instructions would be a lot more interesting.

Yeah, he'd make people assemble their own gallows.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Throatwarbler posted:

And then a large wave of Russians storm in from nowhere and beats everyone to a bloody pulp?

So basically just the Euro cup?

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



Phobophilia posted:

ive still got a soft spot for david weber, he's got the balls to make the queen of space england black

too bad the cover art for the MC makes her look white as hell

the last time I was reading those books haven was no longer lead by the committee of public safety and robert s pierre (get it) and are now good guys and the bad guys were the shadowy conspiracy of slavers and ubermenchen

I've read 15+ honorverse books ama

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Throatwarbler posted:

And then a large wave of Russians storm in from nowhere and beats everyone to a bloody pulp?

yes this exactly

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

There's a series on the iPlayer right now that I can heartily recommend to anyone who's able to watch it (the first episode is gone after Wednesday, so hurry); it's called "Bullets, Boots and Bandages" and it's all about those lovely crunchy logistics that keep an army alive and able to fight and to get it where it's going in the first place. There's quite a few things to nitpick over and of course it's Anglo-centric, but this sort of thing should be encouraged.

100 Years Ago

The Canadians have secured Mont Sorrel and proved the utility of Behaviour Modification, which will be widely used at the Somme. Speaking of which, we're spending a long time considering some battlefield tactics to be used by the BEF that were actually quite good, and some that were less so, and guess what, a plan that involves the men "climbing out of our trenches and walking very slowly towards the enemy" actually turns out to be not as ridiculous as a satirical comedy would have us believe. In other news; we take a moment to catch up with Edward Mousley, whose adventures are far from over; Lt-Col Fraser-Tytler visits his observation post; E.S. Thompson sees two people die of dysentery; and Maximilian Mugge, now on light duty, has plenty of time to think about the betterment of society.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
:thejoke:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Elyv posted:

the last time I was reading those books haven was no longer lead by the committee of public safety and robert s pierre (get it) and are now good guys and the bad guys were the shadowy conspiracy of slavers and ubermenchen

I've read 15+ honorverse books ama

Having female not-Napoleon fail and get blown up in her not-Brumaire was an interesting swerve, I thought.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

BeigeJacket posted:

Are any of these Cold War Gone Hot trash novels any good at all? I just want to grog out with tank porn.

The Guardians starts out great! Full scale exchange, a special ops unit has to get the President from the White House to the secret rebuild-the-nuked-US enclave in a small convoy of V-150 Super Commandoes, actually decent writing (by which I mean, a good command of the language, actually decent prose), it's Mad Max meets John Rambo.

Then after the first book it gets totally ridiculous. Eventually there is magic involved, I'm told. Actual magic. But I never made it that far. And I was 12.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



feedmegin posted:

Having female not-Napoleon fail and get blown up in her not-Brumaire was an interesting swerve, I thought.

To be honest, other than manticore being space england in every way, haven being lead by the committee of public safety for some time, and incredibly tortured age of sail analogs that lead to things like crossing the t being a thing, I don't think the story maps all that well to the French Revolution and following events

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Cold War gone hot fiction is the best! Especially Threads.

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

lenoon posted:

Cold War gone hot fiction is the best! Especially Threads.

:golfclap:

God, I only saw Threads once nearly a decade ago, but I still think about it all the time.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

I'm quite happy with this as my Cold War Gone Hot ration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebOmKEsyDQs

I first saw it at exactly the right age for the final line to hit me as hard as it possibly could have.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Elyv posted:

the last time I was reading those books haven was no longer lead by the committee of public safety and robert s pierre (get it) and are now good guys and the bad guys were the shadowy conspiracy of slavers and ubermenchen

I've read 15+ honorverse books ama

I've read two books from Honorverse, I think (Basilisk Station and the one where they blow up ubermenchen eugenics HQ) and the part about the books ending up in a "x ship launched bajillion missiles, y missile got intercepted, z got through" is definitely true. It wants combat to be tragic like in real life, but manages to make it extremely boring.

I wonder if Russians have a bunch of Cold War Gone Hot And Well For Russians novels. I bet they do, but nobody translated them because nobody really cares for Russian nationalism/barely-concealed pining for the glory days of the USSR

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Elyv posted:

I've read 15+ honorverse books ama

No thanks!

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

JcDent posted:

I've read two books from Honorverse, I think (Basilisk Station and the one where they blow up ubermenchen eugenics HQ) and the part about the books ending up in a "x ship launched bajillion missiles, y missile got intercepted, z got through" is definitely true. It wants combat to be tragic like in real life, but manages to make it extremely boring.

I wonder if Russians have a bunch of Cold War Gone Hot And Well For Russians novels. I bet they do, but nobody translated them because nobody really cares for Russian nationalism/barely-concealed pining for the glory days of the USSR

The hot thing in trashy Russian historical fiction is a hero from modern days who appear in the past and influence WWI, the revolution/Civil War, or WWII somehow. The genre is called popadantsy (those who ended up in something), while actual historians gave it the derogatory nickname vpopudantsy (those who let you put it in their butt).

As far as I can tell, the only value of those books is in their amazing cover art.

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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I've been playing a lot of War of the Roses, and this got me thinking about the 15th century. Everyone always talks about the equipment of mercenaries and k***hts because of the rise of professional soldiers, but did rulers still levy people, and if so what equipment would they have used? There's probably huge regional variations on this stuff so I guess learning about English levies would be fine.

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