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LastCaress posted:That led me to this: That's a remarkably blunt retrospective. Though after reading it, I can understand why.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:25 |
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Got a random message on reddit http://archive.is/rO8H0 https://www.artstation.com/artwork/n6OBr
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:28 |
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That is definitely something you look for 4 years into building the biggest drat space scam ever. Also Star Marine was supposed to be in the game, etc etc
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:29 |
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Current/Next-Gen Consoles. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:31 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Current/Next-Gen Consoles. Uh ohhhhhhhhh
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:38 |
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Hi from 33205 posts ago. How many people at CIG are still alive?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:39 |
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mag posted:Hi from 33205 posts ago. How many people at CIG are still alive? All of them, but for how long remains to be determined.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:41 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Got a random message on reddit Or I could apply for a very similar job for a mystery game developer in Germany that is releasing a "AAA Game" but for some reason doesn't want to announce who they are. http://www.gamesindustry.biz/jobs/opm/uk-and-europe/senior--team-systems-designer-andndash--germany-salary-neg-andndash--pc-aaa-game-id84009 Or maybe work for Treyarch, who have similar positions open with very similar job requirements. Almost copy-pasted, even. http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...n&ct=clnk&gl=us https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/16646726 ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Jun 15, 2016 |
# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:41 |
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Why do they need to specify "3D titles"? Is it the late 90s?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:43 |
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ComfyPants posted:Or I could apply for a very similar job for a mystery game developer in Germany that is releasing a "AAA Game" but for some reason doesn't want to announce who they are. My client has fast become a developer everyone’s talking about. They have highly ambitious plans to make the most immersive Sci-Fi game experience ever known. Due to their incredible success so far they are now looking for a Team level and Senior Systems Designer to help lead the effort in creating gameplay systems, game modes, and scripted events for their upcoming game. Lol
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:44 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Why do they need to specify "3D titles"? Is it the late 90s? Well, I hear Newgrounds is hiring
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:44 |
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Goobs posted:Uh ohhhhhhhhh
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:48 |
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Lladre posted:I forget, why is Chris too busy?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:49 |
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Uncanny.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:51 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Got a random message on reddit Why do HR people feel the need to write reams and reams of woolly bullshit about literally any job? It's not just CIG every fucker does it.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:52 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:
Roberto Parpallini.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:52 |
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MedicineHut posted:Do we know if the PID controller algorithms are actually working in the game? I mean judging by the borked physics and balsa wood you can see in AC and the PU (and looking back to all the issues to date with flight physics, cutlass issues etc) I suspect the fideliteh in this area has been completely dropped or cheated to death too. BFCSSE, Best loving Cheat Space Sim Ever. I'm not focusing on whether or not the PID systems are in and working. I'm saying it's a stupid idea to even think of using that system. In the real world you have PID controllers to compensate for real world problems. i.e. Physical things can't be perfectly modeled, so you get as close as you can and make corrections as you go. In a game, you don't need a PID because you have control over the game. Example: I created a PID to keep a wheel spinning at a user-settable speed regardless of load. Ideally, you would say x power @ y load = z speed, but that only works on paper. In the real world, you have to monitor the speed, and make changes on the fly to how much power you're outputting, otherwise your speed will be off. A PID controller is a constant guess and check. In a game, you just tell the drat thing to spin however fast you want. :cig: logic: I want to turn left... calculate turn needs simulate power distribution simulate turning simulate previous calculations being off (this will always happen in real world, never in simulation) simulate minor adjustments to calculations repeat In short, not only was this a big engineering debt, it served literally no purpose, and no one would feel the effects, ever. Like one of those boxes with an on switch that just turns itself off.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:54 |
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CrazyLoon posted:Roberto Parpallini. 4 years in and he needs to be bailed out by Germany.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:54 |
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Goobs posted:I'm actually starting to get into fpv drone racing. It's really crazy how fast these things go (125 mph). The tech is really cool too, you put on VR goggles and it's like you're pod racing I'll..minus the dying horribly in a fire part. Phhaawww, dying in a horrible fire is the best bit of real mans racing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZwQa37zUg *no one dies here, just go fast
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:54 |
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Goobs posted:lmao this. so loving true. Yeah. My cat was handled a lot when she was little and is now a huge softy. Loves being picked up, begs for belly rubs, wants to be around people all the time. It takes an awful lot of poking and prodding and generally being annoying to get her irritated. Which I do on a regular basis of course.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:54 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:
The difference is that one guy's spouse, in a show of good faith and solidarity to their German friends, gave a rousing performance of Deutschland Uber Alles, and the other guy is Benito Mussolini.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:56 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Got a random message on reddit Someone needs to apply to see how far along they are. Like in a phone interview say "what stage of the project is it in, i have experience in bugfixing etcetc"
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:56 |
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"We need to bring someone on to help develop core features and tech for our AAA game" "Wow its exciting to get in so early on an ambitious project. 2018 release?" "We ship in December". Gunshot SurfaceDetail fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Jun 15, 2016 |
# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:58 |
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Why am I losing sleep over this not game being not made by not competent poo poo heads?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:59 |
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ComfyPants posted:The difference is that one guy's spouse, in a show of good faith and solidarity to their German friends, gave a rousing performance of Deutschland Uber Alles, and the other guy is Benito Mussolini. She couldn't handle being around so many Blackshirts.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 11:59 |
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Junk Puncher posted:Why am I losing sleep over this not game being not made by not competent poo poo heads? Have you tried playing a good game recently? Or watch any of the 10 separate shows they produce, those'll knock you right out!
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:00 |
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How many refugees does Chris take in a single trip, what's the charge, and is it reflected in the funding chart?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:00 |
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SelenicMartian posted:How many refugees does Chris take in a single trip, what's the charge, and is it reflected in the funding chart? None, because Sandi is a racist.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:01 |
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In other news, Battlefield 1 already has DLC. Want to play as the French? You know, the country that most of the fighting happened on? DLC. Suck it down, bitches.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:05 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:In other news, Battlefield 1 already has DLC. Want to play as the French? You know, the country that most of the fighting happened on? I watched some dude play 45minutes of the loving alpha. It was epic,dynamic airplane damage etcetc. ill gladly take all their DLC into my rear end and let them give me a pozzed creampie. With a smile.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:09 |
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Toops posted:I have a theory about this. I believe they have scaled everything in the PU waaaaay down from the core game engine unit. It's a shoe that fits both the horrible inaccurate and buggy collision detection, pervasive clipping issues, and the general balsa-wood physics issues. OH MY GOD I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT I mean, sorry I'm posting from 18 pages back or if it was posted already, but I think I have the answer Ok, I'm not a developer and know nothing about it (you win reddit) but what I think is going on is that they wanted a gigantic universe or whatever with as least (or completely non existent) loading as possible Now, if you have a limited amount of real state in which you can develop these world spaces (for some X Y or Z reason) you have to stretch the milage of the world space you have So what did they do? They made everything tiny so that it is larger in relation, which would fit with Toops explanation of why physics are so hosed up THE UNIVERSE WAS NEVER LARGE EVERYTHING WAS JUST REALLY TINY INSTEAD
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:10 |
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There's like 50's horror music fanfare going through my head right now. I just can't fathom it
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:12 |
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SurfaceDetail posted:I watched some dude play 45minutes of the loving alpha. It was epic,dynamic airplane damage etcetc. If you want epic, dynamic airplane damage get Rise of Flight Unless you want it combined with the FPS combat. Still, I personally dislike how blatant they are with DLC, especially considering how leaving the French out of a WW1 game is loving stupid. It'd be like leaving out the US out of a WW2 game(which has been done, but rarely) and then charging 30$ for a DLC later on. Edited in some words.
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:12 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:In other news, Battlefield 1 already has DLC. Want to play as the French? You know, the country that most of the fighting happened on? Does it cost $2500?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:13 |
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AP posted:Does it cost $2500? It'll feel like it with those Deluxe prices, amirite!?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:14 |
Remember when at the Square Enix thing Hirohito Yamamoto came out and announced the new Final Fantasy game and YOU CAN PLAY THE DEMO TONIGHT! Remember how at E3 the Resident Evil guy came out after you figured out at the end what you had just seen was Resident Evil and YOU CAN PLAY THE DEMO RIGHT NOW! Remember when Chris Roberts stood in an aircraft hanger under a stupid airplane and YOU CAN LOOK AT A MAP! Just lol
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:18 |
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MeLKoR posted:libertarians are the scum of the earth second only to straight out fascists You know sometimes I try to follow US politics and occasionally I google terms like "libertarian" and have to close the browser as I feel sad and lost. In contrast I imagine some nerdy guy in the US trying to follow UK politics and suspect he might feel sad too, but at least he's more likely to get a chuckle out of it. https://twitter.com/MichaelPDeacon/status/743037646826573825
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:21 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Got a random message on reddit Wait… - Expert in time management, verbal and written communication skills. - Excellent English communication and written skills. How are the verbal and written communication skills needed (somehow) for time management not covered by the “excellent English communication and written skills”? Are they employing galley slaves and this is a job ad for some kind of partial whipping-and-guttural-shouting position?
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# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:23 |
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Tippis posted:Wait… Its in Germany, so presumably you should be able to communicate well in Parpese
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Furia posted:There's like 50's horror music fanfare going through my head right now. I just can't fathom it eh
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