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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I click to ban all ads with a fake prices in the price amount. Repost it right shitheel.

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Jul 11, 2006

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Keep muzzled...

Elephanthead posted:

I click to ban all ads with a fake prices in the price amount. Repost it right shitheel.

Yup. I report everything I see where the price in the title doesn't match the price in the body. Especially all the $1 dicknoses. I usually don't see them anymore though by just putting a $10 minimum in the search.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Having helped move a piano down a flight of stairs, gently caress THAT NOISE FOREVER.

Taaaaaaarb!
Nov 17, 2008

Electric Space Famicon

It's cute that he thinks it's a Skyline GTR engine, although an RB26 swap wouldn't be terribly dissimilar.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Taaaaaaarb! posted:

It's cute that he thinks it's a Skyline GTR engine, although an RB26 swap wouldn't be terribly dissimilar.

The RB26 has the AWD parts in the oilpan, most swaps(that are not also converting the swap-ee car to AWD at the same time) end up using a lot of RB25 parts anyway because of that reason.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think it is cuter that he wants 38 grand for that. I mean holy poo poo I can think of plenty of better cars for that price.

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3

Elephanthead posted:

I think it is cuter that he wants 38 grand for that. I mean holy poo poo I can think of plenty of better cars for that price.

Think how nice of a C5 Z06 you could get for that price. Maybe even one really nice one and one rough one.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Elephanthead posted:

I think it is cuter that he wants -insert price here- for that. I mean holy poo poo I can think of plenty of better cars for that price.

TheFonz posted:

Think how nice of a -insert something here- you could get for that price.

Every car forum post ever

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
I bet for 38 grand you could build a V8 RWD Cobalt....

drukqs
Oct 15, 2010

wank wank you're a pro vaper I'm not wooptiedoo...

This thing has been posted for a LOOOOOOOONG time... At least a year now. Must be a basket case.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
It's a British sports car. Of course it's a basket case.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Octopus Magic posted:

I bet for 38 grand you could build a V8 RWD Cobalt....

Or lease a Nissan Altima, after saving just a bit more.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

Or lease a Nissan Altima, after saving just a bit more.

It was the last day of school, May of '07. I took the bus to the closest Nissan dealership and couldn't wait to buy first car, a fully loaded and brand new 2007 Altima 3.5SL. I got a great deal on it, too. I test drove it and loved it. Once the initial paperwork was done, I was escorted to the finance department. I sat down with the finance manager Stan, a quick talker and overall very courteous man. He made sure to explain what all the fees and things on the contract meant, and we decided the best thing to do was for me to "Smart Buy" the vehicle. I was told this was basically an offshoot of a standard lease, except it'd be more like financing it since the interest rate would be 3%.

We wrote everything out on a separate piece of paper. I put $3,270 on my credit card (which I immediately paid off) and $13,505.33 in checks. So this $16,775.33 downpayment would be added to the buyout price of $18,242.00 (plus $150 buyout fee) to total $35,167.33, a bit on the high side but reasonable.

Recently, I installed Quicken to synchronize all my finances in one place. That's when I pulled the ol' contract out and figured I should just pay the rest of the car's payments off in one sum, no point in paying interest (I was going to use the money to invest in the stock market and get a better return, which I never did). So I call up NMAC (Nissan Motor Acceptance Corporation), and they tell me the total cost to buyout the car would be $23,000. That means the total price of the car would be over $40,000. So I ask them to double and triple check, and they assure me that's the correct figure. Before calling the dealership I bought the car from, I call another one to make sure. Yep. So I call Stan and he tells me a customer just came in and he'll give me a call back in 2 minutes.

15 minutes later, I call him back and I explain to him I'd like for him to pull up my record so we can discuss the discrepancy between the full amount he told me I'd have to pay when I was in his office signing the contracts, and the full amount NMAC is telling me I owe. He says the records, since they're over a year old, are in an office the next building over and he can have them for me first thing in the morning. I say okay, but I've got the contract in front of me and I want to sort it out now so it won't be in the back of my mind all day. As I'm explaining all the figures to him he interrupts me and says "I'm gonna put you on hold." A minute later, I'm talking to the operator and he transfers me back to Stan, the finance manager. He asks me who this is, and I tell him. I figure at this point he realizes I want answers and he begins to listen.

I ask him how come he told me the price of the car, in total, would be not a penny over $35,167.33 when I was sitting across from him in his office. He tells me he doesn't remember saying that, and that I had everything in front of me on the contract. It's basic math and I should've been able to figure it out. So I calmly state that the entire reason I was asking him to explain the contract was so I could understand what the jargon meant, which he had no problem explaining to me at the time. And he did. He told me the buyout price added to the downpayment would equal the total price. Now, on the phone with him, he tells me that I'm not factoring in the monthly payments. "Of course the monthly payments would factor into the total price, what did you think those were going towards?"

But even so, that's not how the $40,000 is calculated. It's not monthly payments (totaling $10,888) added to buyout added to downpayment. I don't even know how it's calculated, still.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
...what the gently caress?

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2873673

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009
Hahaha yessss, I loved that thread. Please tell me you still have the pics of the lease contract that idiot signed.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That was such a great thread.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
The $40k Altima lease. Gotta be in my top 5 SA threads of all time. If it was fake please don't tell me.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Have never seen one of these, didn't know it was a thing. That's one funky rear end front end. I want this to be the new AE86 that hipster car dudes buy.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/5636546657.html

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

It's basically a glorified 2-seater escort. The 1986.5 refresh was a better looking car, but like that I haven't seen one in years. They were pretty rare even when available. My dad bought one brand new (a 2-seater Escort dad, why?? :cry:) and it was OK but not going to set the world on fire, even in the mid 80s.

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I've been looking for an EXP for awhile and believe me there are basically none left here :(

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

VideoTapir posted:

It's a British sports car. Of course it's a basket case.

My Dad's Spitfires/MGAs/Jaguars (Yeah, I know) always start and were total runners.

Though my mom had a bit of bad luck with the MGB that they had before I was born.

:shrug:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I should have hung on to my EXP, they're rarer than AE 86s now.

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

Rhyno posted:

I should have hung on to my EXP, they're rarer than AE 86s now.

Speaking of...

Hometown made it on Nice Price or Crack Pipe today. People around here have over-inflated ideas of car values.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Octopus Magic posted:

My Dad's Spitfires/MGAs/Jaguars (Yeah, I know) always start and were total runners.

Though my mom had a bit of bad luck with the MGB that they had before I was born.

:shrug:

Before I was born, my dad bought a spitfire new that spent so much time in the shop, he got it lemon law'd and had to get a new car.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice


Holy poo poo, this is exactly what my neighbor had 90's, but it was lime green. Adult Me tried to hunt down what it was based on the nugget of memory from my childhood, but kept looking at old Probes and Capris. I knew it was a Ford, I knew the headlights looked like pop-ups that were stuck open, but never found something that matched my memory.

I always thought it was some rare euro-spec hot rod he'd had imported, reality is disappointing. :(

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop

Larrymer posted:

Have never seen one of these, didn't know it was a thing. That's one funky rear end front end. I want this to be the new AE86 that hipster car dudes buy.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/5636546657.html


holy poo poo. if i weren't currently dealing with my broken shoulder situation and inability to drive, i'd be buying that immediately.
that's a deal and a half.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




NoWake posted:



Holy poo poo, this is exactly what my neighbor had 90's, but it was lime green. Adult Me tried to hunt down what it was based on the nugget of memory from my childhood, but kept looking at old Probes and Capris. I knew it was a Ford, I knew the headlights looked like pop-ups that were stuck open, but never found something that matched my memory.

I always thought it was some rare euro-spec hot rod he'd had imported, reality is disappointing. :(

Glad I could shatter your dreams.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I've been looking for an EXP for awhile and believe me there are basically none left here :(

Not sure where you are in Canada but this is in Detroit so it's (potentially) not too far!

Rhyno posted:

I should have hung on to my EXP, they're rarer than AE 86s now.

You're within driving distance to this masterpiece!

Gomi Day posted:

holy poo poo. if i weren't currently dealing with my broken shoulder situation and inability to drive, i'd be buying that immediately.
that's a deal and a half.

Is it though? It's cheap and low miles and in good shape, but what's actually desirable about it? It looks like it has a tiny engine that makes no power. It's very 80's but in this case I don't know if that's a good thing.


If anybody is seriously interested, I could possibly go look at it for you.

Suburban Dad fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jun 16, 2016

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The refreshed front looks far better than the frog-eyed version.

Sometime in the late 90's I was driving cross country when I saw an EXP pass me on the left and I was confounded as to what it was and it stuck with me for years. Ended up buying one from outside of Baltimore a few years back and despite a few issues it was reliable enough.

The only picture of it that I still have is from the original ad

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Larrymer posted:

Not sure where you are in Canada but this is in Detroit so it's (potentially) not too far!

Not that bad, just down the block about 30 hours :v:

That said, I've spent enough time in that gen Escort that even if I was in Windsor I wouldn't make the drive to see it.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if any of the Mercury versions survive.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Human Grand Prix posted:

I wonder if any of the Mercury versions survive.

Here's probably one of 10, and it's incredible.

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-...425538580&Log=0

StormDrain fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Jun 17, 2016

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
I'm not understanding all the EXP love. Isn't it just a reskin of a shity early '80s Escort?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

buttcrackmenace posted:

I'm not understanding all the EXP love. Isn't it just a reskin of a shity early '80s Escort?

Yes, but they look cool.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

buttcrackmenace posted:

I'm not understanding all the EXP love. Isn't it just a reskin of a shity early '80s Escort?

People on this forum have brain problems for the shittiest cars.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

buttcrackmenace posted:

I'm not understanding all the EXP love. Isn't it just a reskin of a shity early '80s Escort?

They are unique.

JoshGuitar
Oct 25, 2005

buttcrackmenace posted:

I'm not understanding all the EXP love. Isn't it just a reskin of a shity early '80s Escort?

I'm pretty sure they're the main reason fox body Mustangs never did anything for me. "Meh, just looks like a boring economy car".

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

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*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

KakerMix posted:

They are unique.

So is the Dodge Mirada.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Octopus Magic posted:

So is the Dodge Mirada.
Another car that is good.

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Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

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*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Cage posted:

Another car that is good.



Yeah, they all look like that.

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