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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

A drunk Russian assaults a motorist and gets body slammed in response.

The drunkard is also a "politician".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7K80LCF9ns


http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/06/17/15/33/russian-politician-bodyslammed-after-picking-fight-with-biker for that little article.

My favourite detail is that the drunk dude, lightly clad, ends up square in the nettles. That's gonna sting for a couple of days.

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synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Data Graham posted:

I have it on good authority that thinking about ants is dangerous

:horse:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Data Graham posted:

I have it on good authority that thinking about ants is dangerous

paging mierenneuker to the thread

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Regalingualius posted:

I'm fine with him watching whatever he's into in private, just... Didn't want to be exposed to it while I'm trying to find directions.

At least it didn't autoplay?
I figured it was 'freude because you like MILF porn too, and now you're cursed with thinking about your dad tugging one out whenever you've got some alone time.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn. :(

my wife's uncle once accidentally hit the " share to facebook" button a couple times while browing " ebony teen creampies" on Pornhub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHv-iyUDTPA&index=6&list=FLAiCrT4JofSfYeinlHE5XQA
Some people start livestream trolling some twitch kids. Basically they watch they people streaming multiplayer games, see what server they are on, see where they are hiding the just ram drones into them. The moneyshot is around 7:19.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

exploding mummy posted:

I'd go with functioning alcoholic.

Hey. Leave me out of this.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHv-iyUDTPA&index=6&list=FLAiCrT4JofSfYeinlHE5XQA
Some people start livestream trolling some twitch kids. Basically they watch they people streaming multiplayer games, see what server they are on, see where they are hiding the just ram drones into them. The moneyshot is around 7:19.

No, you don't give a poo poo about me! Neither does mommy, nor does anyone else in this loving house!

I can't breathe

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Your Gay Uncle posted:

my wife's uncle once accidentally hit the " share to facebook" button a couple times while browing " ebony teen creampies" on Pornhub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHv-iyUDTPA&index=6&list=FLAiCrT4JofSfYeinlHE5XQA
Some people start livestream trolling some twitch kids. Basically they watch they people streaming multiplayer games, see what server they are on, see where they are hiding the just ram drones into them. The moneyshot is around 7:19.

Proclick
Note: 7:19 to the end of the video :eng101:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Evilreaver posted:

Proclick
Note: 7:19 to the end of the video :eng101:

It is your fault for making me into this gaming freak that I am.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That goes from funny to dark pretty quick.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
It's pretty funny the whole time.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Ok Fella posted:

That goes from funny to dark pretty quick.

Yeah. Jesus :stare:

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012
https://i.imgur.com/HulDAUb.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

fizzymercy posted:

No I'm with the guy who saw his dad's porn. Everyone watches it, but you definitely don't want to know what someone's particular favorite porn genre is. Nobody I know wants to know for certain their dad likes a solid milf loving.

Actually you guy's reaction seems creepy to me.

Sounds like some of you dumb bastards aren't old enough to have ever found your dad's porno mags

ElGroucho has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Jun 18, 2016

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

ElGroucho posted:

Sounds like some of you dumb bastards aren't old enough to have ever found your dad's porno mags

When I found my dad's porno movies, I also found my mother's dildos.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

What would possess people to not put lanes on their roads?

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

LifeSunDeath posted:

What would possess people to not put lanes on their roads?

It turns out that, in non-highway conditions at least, people tend to drive more cautiously when there aren't discrete lanes. (You can look it up.) Unfortunately, that doesn't help when the driver is driving while impaired.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Aerdan posted:

It turns out that, in non-highway conditions at least, people tend to drive more cautiously when there aren't discrete lanes. (You can look it up.)
I tried to look it up, and wasn't able to find applicable information on my own google search, just a lot of information about how much crash rates go down when you mark the edges of the road. Could you provide links?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Here you go, and it's also proof that stop lights are pointless! :v:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x0t39ONiBO0

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Lotish posted:

When I found my dad's porno movies, I also found my mother's dildos.

Which one did you opt for? Both is also an option

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHv-iyUDTPA&index=6&list=FLAiCrT4JofSfYeinlHE5XQA
Some people start livestream trolling some twitch kids. Basically they watch they people streaming multiplayer games, see what server they are on, see where they are hiding the just ram drones into them. The moneyshot is around 7:19.

I turned it off once I recognized the sad sound of a dad who wants to help his kid but doesn't know why his kid's upset or how to help.

hug ur dads

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

Which one did you opt for? Both is the only option

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

I turned it off once I recognized the sad sound of a dad who wants to help his kid but doesn't know why his kid's upset or how to help.

hug ur dads
I'm not sure the kid really knows either; hormones are a bitttttttttch

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Fast forward to the end if you want to see the "fight".

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Grey Fox posted:

I'm not sure the kid really knows either; hormones are a bitttttttttch

Kids been bullied since year 5, and had to take care of coping with bullies / no adults intervening. That's the problem, I believe.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Pope Corky the IX posted:

My father had an entire shelf full of intersex porn in his closet.

Terrible quality, I don't know why he stuck with VHS for so long.

My freshman year of high school, my family had just moved into a new house and were all still unpacking. My mom found one of my stepdad's old "vintage" VHS porn tapes and jokingly was like "hey, you want this, BA? Stepdad won't need it any more" and it was the most awkward I've ever felt. At least high school was easier after that, being ragged on about your clothes or hair is nothing compared to anything related to parents and porn.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Your Gay Uncle posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHv-iyUDTPA&index=6&list=FLAiCrT4JofSfYeinlHE5XQA
Some people start livestream trolling some twitch kids. Basically they watch they people streaming multiplayer games, see what server they are on, see where they are hiding the just ram drones into them. The moneyshot is around 7:19.

All of this could of been avoided by using a 2min delay on his stream. thank god for idiot streamers.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Lotish posted:

When I found my dad's porno movies, I also found my mother's dildos.

Ah, here's dad's cabinet, here's dad's porno movies, here's d... mom's dildos.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

RNG posted:

Ah, here's dad's cabinet, here's dad's porno movies, here's d... mom's dildos.

:raise: Hey dad, where's the socket wrench set?
:v: Third drawer down in the toolbox, next to the porn shelf

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

RNG posted:

Ah, here's dad's cabinet, here's dad's porno movies, here's d... mom's dildos.

Went to my friend's family's vacation home with my friend and his dad.

My friend finds dildos in his dad's suitcase when snooping. Friend's mom was not with us.

Jesus, Poe's Law is a trip.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
When looking for dad porn my friend and I found a video of his dad loving his mom's rear end. I thought it was hilarious, but my buddy got really upset.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


(You can look it up)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BOOTY-ADE posted:

:raise: Hey dad, where's the socket wrench set?
:v: Third drawer down in the toolbox, next to the porn shelf

Something something mom and pop's junk drawer

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

I turned it off once I recognized the sad sound of a dad who wants to help his kid but doesn't know why his kid's upset or how to help.

hug ur dads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo


happy father's day

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Awww yeah super best friends HIGH FIVE!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Solice Kirsk posted:

When looking for dad porn my friend and I found a video of his dad loving his mom's rear end. I thought it was hilarious, but my buddy got really upset.

I hope this is true because lol

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

My great grandfather died before I was born and he spent his golden years collecting Playboy and Heavy Metal so of course I had to take one or two before my parents sold it off, which they were okay with.

Sadly someone came in to do work on the house and nabbed it. I remember the articles talking about up and coming jesus why is this in playboy actress Jodie Foster and some vietnam stuff

Edit: Also my Dad put out not sanitary hustlers over the box where he hid our Christmas presents.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Lotish posted:

When I found my dad's porno movies, I also found my mother's dildos.

All the liquor an therapy in the world won't undo that, buddy.

Wedemeyer posted:

Kids been bullied since year 5, and had to take care of coping with bullies / no adults intervening. That's the problem, I believe.

Well poo poo, suddenly I'm starting to relate to those kids.

And they game because computer games are logical and reward you for effort expended, yes?

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