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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Ultimate Doom with hoof feet.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 20:55

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:49

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

BAH! Doom cares not for your notions of proper anatomy!

RIIIIICHAAARRRRDS!

# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:05

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

X-O posted:

Uhhhh... no.

So that's why Norman stole the Parkers' baby!

# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:11

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Endless Mike posted:

Whoever catches Doom's cybergarter is going to be in for a great big surprise, I imagine.

It's how they decide which Doombot gets to pretend to be Doom.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:30

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Mister Mind posted:

Meanwhile...

Didn't know Ryan North was writing Superman.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 21:34

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Endless Mike posted:

Whoever catches Doom's cybergarter is going to be in for a great big surprise, I imagine.

"Doom commands you to pull the garter higher. Use those teeth."

# ? Jun 18, 2016 22:52

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Mister Mind posted:

It's what got me into the Legion of Superheroes. (At a really weird time in their story, too...)

edit: and I also love "Time and Time Again," but this is just absolute 1990 Dad Superman. "Hey kids, I just got the new Was (Not Was) album! It's on Digital Compact Cassette!"

Nah, it's just Clark being a gigantic turbonerd.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 22:56

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

X-O posted:

The Marvel coloring books are a complex decent into total madness.

Someone must color and make this Cap their avatar.

Looks like a Squizzle avatar to me!

# ? Jun 18, 2016 23:12

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Now I kinda wanna make a 'color this art' thread. (Any idea how I'd find uncolored comic book pages by actually good pencilers/inkers?)

# ? Jun 19, 2016 00:51

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

FredMSloniker posted:

Now I kinda wanna make a 'color this art' thread. (Any idea how I'd find uncolored comic book pages by actually good pencilers/inkers?)

This actually sounds like an ownage idea. I'd participate in that.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 00:55

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

FredMSloniker posted:

Now I kinda wanna make a 'color this art' thread. (Any idea how I'd find uncolored comic book pages by actually good pencilers/inkers?)

I'm just going to use the "Artist Crayon" brush in Procreate on all of them.

I think the big issue here will be finding high resolution uncolored pages.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 01:21

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

FredMSloniker posted:

Now I kinda wanna make a 'color this art' thread. (Any idea how I'd find uncolored comic book pages by actually good pencilers/inkers?)

Each image is also a link.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 01:32

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

In this picture, I used a warm palette in desaturated hues to evoke a sunset. Captain America is racing headlong into the darkness of the sunset, reflecting my personal beliefs that America has run its course, and it's best option now is to voluntarily and peacefully dismantle itself immediately

# ? Jun 19, 2016 01:46

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Wow. That's really good.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 03:20

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

FredMSloniker posted:

Now I kinda wanna make a 'color this art' thread. (Any idea how I'd find uncolored comic book pages by actually good pencilers/inkers?)

DC, Marvel, Image, IDW and Zenoscope have all released coloring books this year with a dozen more in the pipeline.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 04:09

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Rhyno posted:

DC, Marvel, Image, IDW and Zenoscope have all released coloring books this year with a dozen more in the pipeline.

What?

# ? Jun 19, 2016 04:45

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

X-O posted:

What?

Yup!

Holy mackerel! There's two out now!

# ? Jun 19, 2016 04:46

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

I was surprised too.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 04:48

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Kill me

# ? Jun 19, 2016 05:17

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

flosofl posted:

WTF is going on with those feet?

Well, obviously they are each sold separately.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 05:37

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Now I have like 45 tabs open with coloring pages I want to post, and like half of them are Pasquale Ferry.

The fella sure can draw nice.

e: Jordi Bernet, too.

e2: Kubert!

Squizzle fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Jun 19, 2016

# ? Jun 19, 2016 06:48

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Rhyno posted:

Yup!

Holy mackerel! There's two out now!

So what definition of "Adult Coloring Book" are they going with here?

# ? Jun 19, 2016 07:30

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Judging by that cover, "pinups that would have your great grandad grinning and reminiscing about his WWII days in the air force".

# ? Jun 19, 2016 11:41

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Judging by that cover, "pinups that would have your great grandad grinning and reminiscing about his WWII days in the air force".

Pinup art in the 40s had much higher standards than Xenoscope

# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:19

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Knormal posted:

So what definition of "Adult Coloring Book" are they going with here?

It's the genre. They call it "Adult Coloring" so people don't look down on you or something. We also stock Jane Austen, Doctor Who, Deadpool, Harry Potter, three different Batman, Walking Dead and several others I can't recall right now.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:16

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Rhyno posted:

It's the genre. They call it "Adult Coloring" so people don't look down on you or something.

I'm pretty sure that people will look down on you if take that coloring book out in public.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:00

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

This Gambit vs. Deadpool cover is great.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:06

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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flosofl posted:

WTF is going on with those feet?

DOOM DOES NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN :doom:

(Liefeld source material?)

Iron Man #149

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:54

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Ygolonac posted:

DOOM DOES NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN

(Liefeld source material?)

Iron Man #149

It's only a model. :colbert:

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:58

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Rhyno posted:

It's the genre. They call it "Adult Coloring" so people don't look down on you or something. We also stock Jane Austen, Doctor Who, Deadpool, Harry Potter, three different Batman, Walking Dead and several others I can't recall right now.

I know, but that one looks straight-up porn.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:31

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Knormal posted:

I know, but that one looks straight-up porn.

She's fully clothed. Are you sure that's actually porn you've been watching?

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:41

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

prefect posted:

She's fully clothed. Are you sure that's actually porn you've been watching?

Are you sure that defending Zenoscope is a hill worth dying on?

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:01

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Rhyno posted:

It's the genre. They call it "Adult Coloring" so people don't look down on you or something. We also stock Jane Austen, Doctor Who, Deadpool, Harry Potter, three different Batman, Walking Dead and several others I can't recall right now.

Chuck Palahniuk is also going to put out a book of short stories where each story has a page to color in.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:04

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Dacap posted:

This Gambit vs. Deadpool cover is great.

I quite like the queue, but the perspective there is making Deadpool look 2-dimensional. It's the chair and his posture giving his legs nowhere to go, and Bob's hand is in front of the booth but that makes no sense with where he's standing. Gambit's pose just looks weird. His left hand is weird too.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:11

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Alhazred posted:

Are you sure that defending Zenoscope is a hill worth dying on?

When people are clutching their pearls about the terrors of porn, I think it's worth pointing out that they're overreacting.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:13

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

prefect posted:

When people are clutching their pearls about the terrors of porn, I think it's worth pointing out that they're overreacting.

Ill let you know if I see any people doing that

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:14

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

can i say that she looks like she's wearing something out of This Ain't Alice In Wonderland XXX without also saying that watching porn will make your tongue rot out of your mouth and your eyes turn black as coal

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:19

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Early Zenoscope was very porny but the new stuff isn't any different than Vampirella or Lady Death.

Meaning it's all garbage but there's no actual nudity.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:25

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

The actually idiotic thing is that the coloring book cover image is colored exclusively in low-effort computer gradients. That doesn't scream "hey grab some crayons and go town" to me.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:03

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:49

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Rhyno posted:

Early Zenoscope was very porny but the new stuff isn't any different than Vampirella or Lady Death.

Meaning it's all garbage but there's no actual nudity.

Eh, something can still be porn without any actual sex or nudity. You just gotta draw it porny enough.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 20:09

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