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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Grand Fromage posted:

Oh okay, sorry. I have a twitchy response to that poo poo because it's so common.

Japan's justice system is completely insane, it's worth reading about.

It makes for p good video games, though.

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GlassElephant
Oct 25, 2009

Schwere Panzerabteilung 502
Discovered they were Glass Elephants, 27 APR 45
There was a thread a while back about a goon who was arrested for growing and selling weed in Japan. He didn't confess and had to find a new lawyer because his initial one wouldn't work with a uncooperative criminal. I think he managed to get a pretty sweet deal of time served and deportation because the prosecutors got pretty alarmed at the prospect of actually having to go to trial.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Fictionalized (and sterilized), but there's a based on a true story Japanese movie called "I Just Didn't Do It" about a guy who was falsely accused of groping a girl on a train. It ruined his life and took him 5 years of legal battles to prove his innocence. It can easily be found and watched online.

His lawyer, like mentioned above, was basically like "You just just say you're guilty and get on with your life. Once you're charged with a crime they'll basically hold you indefinitely until they've convicted you."

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It's so all or nothing. There's a bunch of minor stuff that'd get you arrested in the US that in Japan nobody cares about or you'll get thrown in the drunk tank and let out the next day like nothing happened. But if you get arrested for real it's a genuine Kafkaesque nightmare.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

In a lot of ways I'd say the system in Japan is scarier than the corrupt system in China. If you get caught up in the criminal justice system in Japan you are completely hosed.

If you are caught in the system in China, unless you are a high value political prisoner, there's an 80% chance the police either won't want to bother doing their job so they'll let you go, or will take a bribe and let you go.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
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sincx fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 23, 2021

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i recall some horror story anecdote about the quirks of the Chinese system where a dude woke up surrounded by cops and the start of a very, very bad day because he went and got drunk the other night and punched out the son of a local official, so i guess that sort of "holy poo poo dude you did what" sort of thing covers the 1%

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

The Japanese justice system is terrible in a qualitative way. The American justice system is terrible in a quantitative way. The Chinese justice system is terrible in a Chinese way.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
When I was studying abroad in China one of my buddies had a regular jogging route he'd hit every morning. One day a gate was open that had never been open before, so he figured 'what the hell' and detoured down it. Immediately tackled by like five soldiers cause he'd wandered into an unmarked military base or some poo poo. Of course, since he's jogging, he has no passport, no money, etc. They question him for about an hour before they realize he's harmless and kick him over to the local police, who call our teacher and get her to come over with his passport and so forth.

He made friends with all the cops while waiting in detention and went out drinking with them a few times.

Also two South Korean girls in the same program were doing a shitton of cocaine and got deported. Hooray for Chinese Justice!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
It appears that the Chinese system is unique among the three in that it can and will disappear people completely, without any stated reason.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Discendo Vox posted:

It appears that the Chinese system is unique among the three in that it can and will disappear people completely, without any stated reason.

They also have those sweet execution trucks

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Serbia just called for bilateral negotiations only in the South China Sea disputes. In unrelated news, China and Serbia signed a "strategic partnership" deal with a lot of economic aid the same day.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Arglebargle III posted:

Serbia just called for bilateral negotiations only in the South China Sea disputes. In unrelated news, China and Serbia signed a "strategic partnership" deal with a lot of economic aid the same day.



Like this but with Diayou

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Arglebargle III posted:

Serbia just called for bilateral negotiations only in the South China Sea disputes. In unrelated news, China and Serbia signed a "strategic partnership" deal with a lot of economic aid the same day.

Oh boy with Serbia on board nothing can stop the Chinese

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

P-Mack posted:

The Japanese justice system is terrible in a qualitative way. The American justice system is terrible in a quantitative way. The Chinese justice system is terrible in a Chinese way.

This is no joke a very succinct and accurate summary of the situation.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
it belongs at the start of a book

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Fojar38 posted:

Oh boy with Serbia on board nothing can stop the Chinese

China is very good at forming a coalition of the willing.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I will never forgive China for making me actually agree with US interventionism in Asia.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Ceciltron posted:

I will never forgive China for making me actually agree with US interventionism in Asia.

the US really should move the Okinawa bases to Taiwan, that's where they should be geographically speaking, they're only in Okinawa because China would go apeshit

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
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sincx fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 23, 2021

Back Hack
Jan 17, 2010


icantfindaname posted:

the US really should move the Okinawa bases to Taiwan, that's where they should be geographically speaking, they're only in Okinawa because China would go apeshit

They're only there because that's where the Japanese government told us to put them, they won't let us put them anywhere else.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Back Hack posted:

They're only there because that's where the Japanese government told us to put them, they won't let us put them anywhere else.

The purpose of US military presence in East Asia is to contain China, and that geographic location is crucial because it covers both the East and South China Seas. Moving it to the middle of Japan would make it useless

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Back Hack posted:

They're only there because that's where the Japanese government told us to put them, they won't let us put them anywhere else.

That must be specifically the Marines, because there are a bunch of US military bases on the Japanese mainland.

No one wants Marines hanging around in large numbers. The US is only allowed to have 100 of them in Korea.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Back Hack posted:

They're only there because that's where the Japanese government told us to put them, they won't let us put them anywhere else.

It's more that they're there because we didn't give Okinawa and the rest of Ryuku Islands back to Japan until 1972. From the end of the war til then, they were under US military jurisdiction with, after 1952 or so, a minimal level of civilian government underneath.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

icantfindaname posted:

the US really should move the Okinawa bases to Taiwan, that's where they should be geographically speaking, they're only in Okinawa because China would go apeshit

Why? Okinawa and Taiwan are not very far apart, but Okinawa's position seems to be better. It's a bit to the north but a bit farther out. If anything, I think Taiwan is too close.

But really the crux of my argument is please god don't unleash the US Marines on Taiwan. Taiwan is a really awesome place. Let's just sell them more F-16s.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I knew a bunch of marines when I was in training; they were all from the USMC's top quintile for intelligence, and even they were, at best, a bunch of creepy idiots.

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

VideoTapir posted:

I knew a bunch of marines when I was in training; they were all from the USMC's top quintile for intelligence, and even they were, at best, a bunch of creepy idiots.
You can't just say this and then not tell a story or two about creeping and idiocy.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Plexiwatt posted:

You can't just say this and then not tell a story or two about creeping and idiocy.

One guy, one of the first off-hand comments he made after I met him was about the gender ratio of the class, phrased something along the lines of "one girl for every guy."

Another, one of his hobbies was skulking around the hallways in the Doubletree hotel in the middle of the night. Not really doing anything, just sneaking around.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

icantfindaname posted:

the US really should move the Okinawa bases to Taiwan, that's where they should be geographically speaking, they're only in Okinawa because China would go apeshit

They could use the old sites of all the bases there from before The Great Betrayal.

Isn't the current, much delayed plan still to move the Marines in Okinawa to Guam? Okinawa is too deficient of coconut crabs to give our fighting boys the nutritional edge needed to defeat the hordes of ChiComs that will come over those beachheads. The brown tree snakes will also scare off the PLA invasion.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The Okinawan protests have less to do with the US base itself and more to do with Okinawa's strained relationship with Tokyo, which it views the US base as a symbol of.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

The Okinawan protests have less to do with the US base itself and more to do with Okinawa's strained relationship with Tokyo, which it views the US base as a symbol of.

Did you know the US civil war wasn't about slavery?! Makes you think...

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Wasn't there some evidence the okinawa protests were funded by beijing? I can't remember if it was just floated as a possibility or whether there was convincing evidence suggested.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 23, 2021

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/01/asia/taiwan-fires-missile-on-china/index.html

quote:

(CNN)A Taiwanese warship mistakenly launched a supersonic "aircraft carrier killer" missile toward China Friday, hitting a fishing boat and killing the boat's captain in an incident China called "a serious matter."

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
As long as the ship isn't named the Archduke Ferdinand or something

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

It's a razor thin line between how sensitive the Chinese national feelings are, and how little they give a poo poo about an individual poor fisherman.

It's been ~20 years since the last China Straight Crisis, right?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Well the dead fisherman was Taiwanese so...

What is a bit worrying, however, is that this is what the "carrier killer" missile did to a loving fishing boat:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36680899


In HK news, some fresh protests!
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-36680898

quote:

Tens of thousands of protesters have attended an annual pro-democracy march in Hong Kong.

Protesters held photos of Lam Wing Kee, one of five booksellers who went missing last year after publishing books critical of China's leaders.

Mr Lam returned to Hong Kong in June, saying he had been detained in the mainland for eight months.

He was due to lead Friday's march but dropped out, reportedly over fears for his personal safety.

The case of the booksellers raised international concerns that Hong Kong's judicial independence and freedom of speech were being eroded.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-36680898

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Well the dead fisherman was Taiwanese so...

What is a bit worrying, however, is that this is what the "carrier killer" missile did to a loving fishing boat:


It didn't explode :ssh:

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
I wonder if they disarmed the explosive midflight or if it wasn't armed.

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Ceciltron posted:

I wonder if they disarmed the explosive midflight or if it wasn't armed.

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