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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

σας πιπιλίζουν

твоя мать

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Mel Mudkiper posted:

твоя мать

это хорошо

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Mel Mudkiper posted:

твоя мать

Би гей байна

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
speak english or get out

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Metapod posted:

Already do too much of that
Should probably do more of that
Fun but driving twenty minutes to the nearest city with a course is a pain in the rear end
Sucks rear end
Lol


I guess I should have elaborated that I go to school in the middle of nowhere


A good joke

Work on your jump shot.

Just need a ball and a hoop, and everyone loses their poo poo for a guy who can shoot 3s.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

sam bradford lmao posted:

speak english or get out

Che maleducato!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


anyone good with twitter what is this

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
IIRC (from top to bottom)

Total number of accounts that may have seen your tweet (your followers + sum of followers of people who retweeted)
Times GIF was played (assuming this is the JJ Watt/Galaga thing)
Sum of everything below this
Direct clicks on GIF
Shouldn't have to explain this one
Or this one
People who clicked directly on your tweet
People who wondered wtf you are
One person took pity on you

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


neat, thanks!

I don't use twitter all that much, and that definitely shows

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Work on your jump shot.

Just need a ball and a hoop, and everyone loses their poo poo for a guy who can shoot 3s.

Son I've spent many years doing that I'm working on expanding my horizons

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Brocialist posted:

anyone good with twitter what is this



it means you gotta marry 212 people lol

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Chichevache posted:

I bought the first book and I'm going to start it soon. After I finish my 3rd playthrough of Wild Hunt. :hfive:

I'm on my 2nd playthrough and I'm amazed at how much value I've gotten out of the game. It's probably one of the best I've ever played.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I really really didn't like The Witcher 3 and I have no idea what people get out of it come at me nerds Fallout New Vegas 4 lyfe

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
New Vegas is great but FO4 and FO3 are boring

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I really really didn't like The Witcher 3 and I have no idea what people get out of it come at me nerds Fallout New Vegas 4 lyfe

I already live in a desert wasteland full of the violent, tattooed, and uneducated descendants of once great empires. Witcher is a change for me.


You live in the cool, green North, steeped in tradition and custom. Fallout must feel like a breath of fresh air.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I only play Fire Emblem games and a cycle of replaying Chrono Trigger, Lufia 2, and Earthbound

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Soooo is the Wither worth buying or not?

I need an answer here.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

nerve posted:

New Vegas is great but FO4 and FO3 are boring

4 is so stripped down, even compared to FO3.

Compared to NV, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

A Man and his dog posted:

Soooo is the Wither worth buying or not?

I need an answer here.

Yes. It is very good if you want a complex (for console) fantasy game. I'd put it over Skyrim, Gothic, etc.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Metapod posted:

Son I've spent many years doing that I'm working on expanding my horizons

Play the piano! Buy a Venus fly trap! Make mead!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I like to play the best GTA game when I am bored.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

swickles posted:

I like to play the best GTA game when I am bored.

Vice City?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chichevache posted:

I already live in a desert wasteland full of the violent, tattooed, and uneducated descendants of once great empires. Witcher is a change for me.


You live in the cool, green North, steeped in tradition and custom. Fallout must feel like a breath of fresh air.

Does this mean that I love Civilization because I used to live in Southern Indiana where there isn't any?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

nerve posted:

Vice City?

We are friends now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Probably Magic posted:

Does this mean that I love Civilization because I used to live in Southern Indiana where there isn't any?

I'm surprised you aren't entertained by Mavis Beacon.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ross Angeles posted:

I only play Fire Emblem games and a cycle of replaying Chrono Trigger, Lufia 2, and Earthbound

i despite every single human being and most non-humans in fire emblem fates

e: also i play Dirt 3 because i'm a rad dude *gymkanas off a bridge*

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chichevache posted:

I'm surprised you aren't entertained by Mavis Beacon.

I never said I was born there.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Alaois posted:

i despite every single human being and most non-humans in fire emblem fates

e: also i play Dirt 3 because i'm a rad dude *gymkanas off a bridge*

Awakening was so much better :(

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
So my affinity for sport and nintendo games is because I was raised in Oklahoma?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

nerve posted:

Vice City?

swickles posted:

We are friends now.

Best posts in the thread right here.

I would also throw in Baldur's Gate 1 or 2, because I'm a horrid, shameful nerd

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I play Overwatch now because I only have time for 5-20 min matches and then I have to go back to the salt mines of adulthood.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

A Man and his dog posted:

Soooo is the Wither worth buying or not?

I need an answer here.

it goes on sale all the time and a single run through the game took me ~100 hours over the span of a month

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ehud posted:

I play Overwatch now because I only have time for 5-20 min matches and then I have to go back to the salt mines of adulthood.

I've been pleasantly surprised at how much I like it so far

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Brocialist posted:

I've been pleasantly surprised at how much I like it so far

It is cool and good.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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A Man and his dog posted:

Soooo is the Wither worth buying or not?

I need an answer here.

Its probably a really good game just for some reason I cannot seem to find enjoyment out of it. Part of it has to do with the fact that High Fantasy is a irredeemably trash and dull setting and Witcher does nothing to make its setting interesting. The idea of being a blue collar exterminator in a fantasy world is kind of cool but the premise would actually be cooler if it was allowed to be more mundane and less mystical. I would play the poo poo out an RPG where you were a 9-5 exterminator charged with going from town to town and answering house calls because a goddamn Gryphon is in Old Farmer Prescott's attic again.

The correct answer for what should I play/buy is Dark Souls

Always Dark Souls

Already played Dark Souls? Play more Dark Souls.

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jun 24, 2016

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Ross Angeles posted:

I only play Fire Emblem games and a cycle of replaying Chrono Trigger, Lufia 2, and Earthbound

I keep getting tempted to buy a 3DS for Dragon Quest remakes and Shin Megami Tensei games but portable gaming has zero appeal to me. Being out and about is book time and book time is sacred. If I am gonna play a video game I want to be on a couch looking at a big tv not hunched over holding some loving plastic fucktoy.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

. . . not hunched over holding some loving plastic fucktoy.

Leave my wife out of this you son of a bitch

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I keep getting tempted to buy a 3DS for Dragon Quest remakes and Shin Megami Tensei games but portable gaming has zero appeal to me. Being out and about is book time and book time is sacred. If I am gonna play a video game I want to be on a couch looking at a big tv not hunched over holding some loving plastic fucktoy.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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If I want to attract women I pull out my dick in public and refuse to break eye contact like a normal person

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Mel Mudkiper posted:

If I want to attract women I pull out my dick in public and refuse to break eye contact like a normal person

Roethlisberging, I see.

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