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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

http://i.imgur.com/p3U8bjS.mp4

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Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice
If that were a dude he would literally be my junior year roommate

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

the last guy.

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Elsa posted:

the last guy.

I'd seen that gif a million times and never really focused on him. It looks as though he doesn't even look to catch it, just notes it from the corner of his eye and works it into the flow. Guy's a master.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/hQamOPS.webm
http://i.imgur.com/7sOsNWc.webm
http://i.imgur.com/X9h2k5m.webm
http://i.imgur.com/BwDndYi.webm

mateo360
Mar 20, 2012

TOO MANY PEOPLE MERLOCK!
ONLY ONE DIJON!

I can't tell if it's suppose to be a parody or one of those Canadian safety things that are usually incredibly graphic.

Bedurndurn
Dec 4, 2008

mateo360 posted:

I can't tell if it's suppose to be a parody or one of those Canadian safety things that are usually incredibly graphic.

It's German actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

And the background on it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forklift_Driver_Klaus_%E2%80%93_The_First_Day_on_the_Job

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

mateo360 posted:

I can't tell if it's suppose to be a parody or one of those Canadian safety things that are usually incredibly graphic.

I did not think I would ever again see a person on Something Awful who was not familiar with Staplerfahrer Klaus. You're like a unicorn. I first encountered Klaus at least a decade ago. I had a German acquaintance narrate it for me, because I didn't know what the hell was going on.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Unfunny explanation, getting focus on the camera. Sorry.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

johnnyratbastard posted:

Unfunny explanation, getting focus on the camera. Sorry.

Just imagine that I'm looking at you with the same expression as the man in the center.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Can someone explain this to me

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

I never realized just how easy it was to cut someone in half

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Staplerfahrer Klaus is like, the Citizen Kane of funny videos on the internet, a true old classic. It's been floating around the nets since way before Youtube even existed.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Gridlocked posted:

Can someone explain this to me

Some things are weird for the sake of being weird

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Nordick posted:

Staplerfahrer Klaus is like, the Citizen Kane of funny videos on the internet, a true old classic. It's been floating around the nets since way before Youtube even existed.
I met some Germans in Taiwan and I mentioned offhandedly that the only word I could really remember from learning German at school beyond the absolute basics was gabelstaplerfahrer and they immediately asked if I'd seen Staplerfahrer Klaus.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Mezzanine posted:

Just imagine that I'm looking at you with the same expression as the man in the center.

http://i.imgur.com/5k6Anbm.mp4

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Gridlocked posted:

Can someone explain this to me

Showry, Korean Youtuber that made various skits.

Edit: She seems to have stopped making videos for YouTube and now posts videos on Facebook.

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 08:26 on Jun 23, 2016

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Gorilla Salad posted:

Has nothing on this guy.


(warning, watching video may cause involuntary rectal clenching)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYs7AGYrj0

I think it's the screaming in pain when the tag slips that really gets to me.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Jamesman posted:

Showry, Korean Youtuber that made various skits.

Edit: She seems to have stopped making videos for YouTube and now posts videos on Facebook.

Also, she's parodying muk-bang videos. (I only found that out, and that muk-bang is even a thing, last time someone asked).

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Hyperlynx posted:

Also, she's parodying muk-bang videos. (I only found that out, and that muk-bang is even a thing, last time someone asked).

I love Korean slang for technology and pop culture.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LethalGeek posted:

Some things are weird for the sake of being weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DwRAVJZ4A

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Gridlocked posted:

Can someone explain this to me

At some point of your life you will notice that plain old regular porn just isn't working anymore.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


In spanish class in high school, we had to perform skits and the teacher would video tape them. We'd perform them on friday and watch the video tape on monday.

One monday, we were watching the video the teacher had shot and he slowly zoomed in on my classmate's tits, then panned down to her crotch and lingered there...panned back up to her tits...then a way too close shot on her face, just like this gif.

The teacher we got the next day was cool, I guess.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Ron Jeremy posted:

One monday, we were watching the video the teacher had shot and he slowly zoomed in on my classmate's tits, then panned down to her crotch and lingered there...panned back up to her tits...then a way too close shot on her face, just like this gif.
Was that when you decided on your future career?

Nordick has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Jun 23, 2016

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Nordick posted:

Was that when you decided on your future career?

Nah it was when my dad subscribed to playboy in my name as a joke.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Ron Jeremy posted:

In spanish class in high school, we had to perform skits and the teacher would video tape them. We'd perform them on friday and watch the video tape on monday.

One monday, we were watching the video the teacher had shot and he slowly zoomed in on my classmate's tits, then panned down to her crotch and lingered there...panned back up to her tits...then a way too close shot on her face, just like this gif.

The teacher we got the next day was cool, I guess.

What the hell was the thought process there besides "poo poo I gave them the wrong tape"?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Gridlocked posted:

Can someone explain this to me

Sure,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZgM9vHsk9c

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist


Clear potato canon.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Met posted:



Clear potato canon.

The whole vid is awesome, and neat to see how placement of the igniter on an internal combustion device affects quality/efficiency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TNSUIsjdpY

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Met posted:



Clear potato canon.

Huh, I always thought potato cannons were just compressed air. Learn something useless every day.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops






Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Are those from the same thing or you have some sort of freaky-deaky desk fetish?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


dumb. posted:

Huh, I always thought potato cannons were just compressed air. Learn something useless every day.

Some are, there are plenty of different designs, and that's just another style. Combustion cannons are generally easier/faster to build, though, and are inherently cooler because things are exploding.

rarbatrol
Apr 17, 2011

Hurt//maim//kill.

Bad Munki posted:

Some are, there are plenty of different designs, and that's just another style. Combustion cannons are generally easier/faster to build, though, and are inherently cooler because things are exploding.

Some cannons even use pressurized air and fuel. Takes a bit of engineering to not make them bombs.

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Mar 5, 2013

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