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The only couple I know that tried the open relationship thing imploded after a few years. Probably didn't help that he had a micropenis, was an alcoholic and physically abusive and just a lovely person in general. First, they were into swinging, but that was usually him loving other people at clubs and his wife was only allowed to do stuff with other partners if he was included. Anytime he'd go on business trips, he'd gently caress hookers or whatever he could get ahold of. She'd gently caress someone and he'd fly off the handle, etc. Finally ended in divorce as expected and now he has some ugly woman with a NASCAR smile and his ex is much happier alone with their son.
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He reads like a stoner who failed beginner's philosophy but read enough to sound "deep" to morons. His ravings sound like stoner thoughts that seem amazing when you're stoned but looking back on it it's really loving dumb.
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Jun 28, 2016 04:18
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Bored posted:LOL. This dude is a loving caricature. I could see Ben Stiller playing this guy. I watched the Ted x talk and someone kickstarter that movie please and thank you
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Jun 28, 2016 04:18
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Did this guy found a billion dollar startup that saves aids babies is that what he's so full of it
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Jun 28, 2016 04:20
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:The only couple I know that tried the open relationship thing imploded after a few years. Probably didn't help that he had a micropenis, was an alcoholic and physically abusive and just a lovely person in general. First, they were into swinging, but that was usually him loving other people at clubs and his wife was only allowed to do stuff with other partners if he was included. Anytime he'd go on business trips, he'd gently caress hookers or whatever he could get ahold of. She'd gently caress someone and he'd fly off the handle, etc. Finally ended in divorce as expected and now he has some ugly woman with a NASCAR smile and his ex is much happier alone with their son. Whew for a second there I was worried they weren't going to bring a kid into the middle of it.
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:The only couple I know that tried the open relationship thing imploded after a few years. Probably didn't help that he had a micropenis, was an alcoholic and physically abusive and just a lovely person in general. First, they were into swinging, but that was usually him loving other people at clubs and his wife was only allowed to do stuff with other partners if he was included. Anytime he'd go on business trips, he'd gently caress hookers or whatever he could get ahold of. She'd gently caress someone and he'd fly off the handle, etc. Finally ended in divorce as expected and now he has some ugly woman with a NASCAR smile and his ex is much happier alone with their son. How does somebody with a micro penis gently caress anybody and what the gently caress had to happen to that woman to have such low self esteem?
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Jun 28, 2016 04:32
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My work puts on a TEDx event every year, I should invite this guy out and see if we can get a new story out of him.
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Jun 28, 2016 04:41
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:How does somebody with a micro penis gently caress anybody and what the gently caress had to happen to that woman to have such low self esteem? Maybe hes rich
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Jun 28, 2016 04:49
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:How does somebody with a micro penis gently caress anybody and what the gently caress had to happen to that woman to have such low self esteem? I definitely don't know the answer to that micropenis question hahaha. I don't know if you were serious or not but if you were you should know I have a lot of girth and length. Many women have told me that it's too big in fact, but I just have to deal with it. I gently caress all the time, 24/7. There's nothing like being a perfectly normal guy with an average normal penis like I am.
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Jun 28, 2016 04:51
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The Rage posted:My work puts on a TEDx event every year, I should invite this guy out and see if we can get a new story out of him. it'll be the last tedx your work hosts
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Jun 28, 2016 04:56
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Defiance posted:I definitely don't know the answer to that micropenis question hahaha. I don't know if you were serious or not but if you were you should know I have a lot of girth and length. Many women have told me that it's too big in fact, but I just have to deal with it. I gently caress all the time, 24/7. There's nothing like being a perfectly normal guy with an average normal penis like I am. Same.
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Jun 28, 2016 04:57
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Cowman posted:it'll be the last tedx your work hosts Good
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Defiance posted:I definitely don't know the answer to that micropenis question hahaha. I don't know if you were serious or not but if you were you should know I have a lot of girth and length. Many women have told me that it's too big in fact, but I just have to deal with it. I gently caress all the time, 24/7. There's nothing like being a perfectly normal guy with an average normal penis like I am. Congrats at being average and sucking as much at most things as most people.
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Jun 28, 2016 05:08
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Somebody in the thread said they met this guy and that he is definitely a goon. Can we get some confirmation?Defiance posted:I definitely don't know the answer to that micropenis question hahaha. I don't know if you were serious or not but if you were you should know I have a lot of girth and length. Many women have told me that it's too big in fact, but I just have to deal with it. I gently caress all the time, 24/7. There's nothing like being a perfectly normal guy with an average normal penis like I am. Is it you? Are you Ian Mackenizie?
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Jun 28, 2016 05:11
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nawcom posted:gotta love the comments where it was originally posted: https://medium.com/ian-mackenzie/love-will-be-the-death-of-us-7baa690dcd0#.xatj4oj6w Yea pretty much, since medium is a site for writers who like to write but don't have any hobbies so they just talk about themselves.
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Jun 28, 2016 08:19
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Cowman posted:it'll be the last tedx your work hosts We had a world-ending level speaker two years ago. Dude was an ex-editor for Entertainment Weekly so he was incredibly up his own rear end, and in the course of his talk he compared himself to Spinal Tap, Julia Roberts, and John Cusack. He then tried to close with a slow clap.
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Jun 28, 2016 08:23
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The Rage posted:My work puts on a TEDx event every year, I should invite this guy out and see if we can get a new story out of him. Yes you should do this
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Jun 28, 2016 09:45
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*buried in mountains of scratch pads and crumpled pages. a broken, battered man hunched over a drafting board, the lines of sweat hug the new wrinkles in his face, following a path carved from sleepless nights and little to show for it, ultimately dropping from his chinstrap stubble hard onto the page below like his wife on someone else's dick* *but wait. inspiration.* *he leans closer to the page, slow drawing a line through the word "MEME" in all caps, writing below it slowly "YOUYOU"* he's done it. again.
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Jun 28, 2016 12:14
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Jesus gently caress the way he talks in that noosphere video. Goddamn he is an insufferable oval office.
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Jun 28, 2016 12:47
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Probably didn't help that he had a micropenis Why do you know this
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Jun 28, 2016 13:48
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Gaunab posted:his wife was getting railed while he did this show
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Jun 28, 2016 13:56
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Captain Beans posted:I watched that whole loving TED* talk waiting for him to get to some kind of point and then it ended. I sit here still trying to figure out what the gently caress he is trying to say. It's like a mad lib book of 'deep profound thoughts' strung together using a computer. So many words used but nothing said. Should have expected it biased on his writing I guess. more like http://www.zombo.com/
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:How does somebody with a micro penis gently caress anybody and what the gently caress had to happen to that woman to have such low self esteem? Also what's her number?
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nawcom posted:gotta love the comments where it was originally posted: https://medium.com/ian-mackenzie/love-will-be-the-death-of-us-7baa690dcd0#.xatj4oj6w It looks like that because the first 40 comments were "recommended by Ian MacKenzie" so hes been sorting through the comments and making sure all the posts that are praising him will show up first. Once you get past the "recommended" posts, the tone changes "So… you cheated on your girlfriend because she was infertile? Talk about kicking somebody while they’re down. You can wrap this in as many pretty words and metaphors as you like, but at the end of the day, all you wanted was a broodmare to push out your crotchdumplings. I feel for your current or future partner." "Beautifully written, scumbag." "What a douche."
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Cats LOVE Cigars! posted:surprised you guys haven't figured out how to type cuck yet. Defiance posted:Oh, church? Church is pretty normal. Hell, last time I tried it I only had to deal with Lutherans. I'm happy to hang out with them, they're fine. I'm talking about repressed guilt, weird, confused sexuality, and emotional immaturity that comes believing lust and attraction is sinful and God is always watching and judging. Yea but the chicks that had a super religious upbringing may be down for buttsex because they heard that they're still virgins after taking it in the pooper. Like all things in life, there's a trade off.
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social vegan posted:*buried in mountains of scratch pads and crumpled pages. a broken, battered man hunched over a drafting board, the lines of sweat hug the new wrinkles in his face, following a path carved from sleepless nights and little to show for it, ultimately dropping from his chinstrap stubble hard onto the page below like his wife on someone else's dick* He's gonna steal this if he reads this thread.
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Pebergehund posted:It looks like that because the first 40 comments were "recommended by Ian MacKenzie" so hes been sorting through the comments and making sure all the posts that are praising him will show up first.  Every loving thing he says is dripping with over-wrought smugness
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I can't find it, but the best comment I read pointed out that despite all his musings and words, Ian knows less now at 35 than he did at 25. That's the kind of thing that would sting him, I believe, since he seems to have some fixation with getting older.
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Jun 28, 2016 15:37
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Jun 28, 2016 15:56
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His dad's probably being boned by Cam as well.
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Jun 28, 2016 15:57
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i'd disown him and adopt Cam
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Sunswipe posted:His dad's probably being boned by Cam as well. While thinking "Finally, a son I can be proud of".
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Jun 28, 2016 16:03
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imagine being the kids that have to grow up hanging out with Uncle Ian and realizing what a massive bullet you just dodged
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Jun 28, 2016 16:05
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Frankenstyle posted:While thinking "Finally, a son I can be proud of". "Please impregnate my wife when you've finished. We'll name the child 'Ian' and pretend the first one didn't happen."
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Jun 28, 2016 16:06
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This guy wrote a follow up piece https://medium.com/@ianmack/post-script-from-the-author-bf65b8e480c3#.sztloyh2b Ian MacCuckhold posted:
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CharlestonJew posted:imagine being the kids that have to grow up hanging out with Uncle Ian and realizing what a massive bullet you just dodged lol of course he'll babysit their kids while Cam and his ex have epic days-long sex sessions
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quote:The hurt animal in me wants to strike him square in the jaw, spouting rage and obscenities. The quiet peacemaker in me wants to remain detached, equanimous. 
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