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Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Polynesia - the Crab People.

That seems like an oversight on Moai proximity. Like. Maybe a city should be able to translate the chain or count as a Moai or something.

Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jun 23, 2016

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Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Alright folks. I'm heading back off to No Internet Land again. According to my ISP we should be hooked up on the 28th which is also when the last of my recording buffer will go live so all being well you won't see any interruptions in the LP.

Thanks so much for watching and I'll see you all next week!

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
I have to say, your starting continent seems like it's a good fit for the Polynesians since it's forcing you to go out and look for city spots on other continents. Except there doesn't seem to be many spots with good luxury resources and locations for moai...

Also re:Cahokia and history lessons, I think most cultures in North America weren't nomadic before contact with Europeans (except maybe in the Great Plains? I have no idea.), it's just that North America was pretty sparsely populated compared to the Andes and especially to Mexico. There would have been a lot of small communities living off of farming and hunting (the latter especially in the present-day eastern USA), but there were fairly large cities all over the Mississippi and its tributaries that could have only been supported by large scale agriculture. Then the diseases introduced by the Europeans killed up to 90% of the population in a few decades. It was some real post-apocalyptic poo poo. See also: Squanto AKA "Divine Rage", of Thanksgiving fame. He was from the area near Plymouth before an epidemic killed almost everyone while he'd been captured and taken to England. Add some cars and you've got a Mad Max film (seriously, read his life story in this article, it's amazing and depressing as hell).

That population crash also happened in South America, incidentally. There's theories that there used to be villages or even cities of all over the Amazon area, based on things like terra preta. The people there would have cultivated orchards in the jungle, as well as hunted. And the cities would have been built out of wood, so they vanished quickly (same as those in the Mississippi area). Europeans only reached the area long after the epidemics came and went, so there are no records.

Veloxyll posted:

Polynesia - the Crab People.

There's a real-world precedent! This civilization seems to have risen on the back of fishing and cultivating cotton (for fishing nets), instead of farming like basically everyone else on the planet.

Old Grey Guy
Feb 12, 2014
About resurrecting Maria Theresa in the France game: You can only do that from the last city a civ had before they went down, so the city in question would have been Vienna.

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


When you're on an island with one city-state like that, does it ever work to conquer them early (before anybody else finds out)?

I'm kind of hoping some enemy will deposit a city on the island before you get all the land claimed.

Can you use a promontory to form an unbroken chain of moai?

code:
..A
.B
..C
Settle B, A and C are adjacent to each other and both coastal (there's a spot like this on the west of the island).

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
btw the complete Civ V is currently a little over 12 bucks. Yay summer sale.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

I HAVE PROPER INTERNET AGAIN FUCKERS! WOOO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT3wzQ0pXME

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Welcome back! But... What happened to episode 4 and 5?

Aeromancia
Jul 23, 2013

Kassad posted:

Welcome back! But... What happened to episode 4 and 5?

They're on his youtube channel under uploads.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Of course they are. I only looked in the playlist. :cripes:

Rats Tossbag
Jan 16, 2014

Good to have you back Fargle. Really enjoying the peacefulness of this game rather than the constant scramble that was France.

MOAAAAI

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Phon posted:

Good to have you back Fargle. Really enjoying the peacefulness of this game rather than the constant scramble that was France.

MOAAAAI

There is something to be said for a flowers and love game of Civ.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Kassad posted:

Of course they are. I only looked in the playlist. :cripes:

Scheduled uploads apparently doesn't play nicely with playlists. I've fixed the problem now. Sorry.

Old Grey Guy
Feb 12, 2014

Phon posted:

Good to have you back Fargle. Really enjoying the peacefulness of this game rather than the constant scramble that was France.

MOAAAAI

Agreed.

MoaiMoaiMoai

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
I like to imagine that this world's version of the Eiffel tower is a bunch of moai piled on top of one another.

psluuthor
Oct 29, 2011
Was hoping you would stop the annoying chanting this video.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

psluuthor posted:

Was hoping you would stop the annoying chanting this video.

Why would anyone want that?

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
Never stop chanting, it brings me joy.

MoaiMoaiMoaiMoai

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXPHuY3V4Q

In which I come to the slow, dawning realisation that we are super hosed.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
Are you playing on the same difficulty as the France game?

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

GunnerJ posted:

Are you playing on the same difficulty as the France game?

I am indeed. And we're doing pretty well in comparison to everyone except Germany tbh.

Old Grey Guy
Feb 12, 2014
We need to weaponise the Moai.




MoaiMoaiMoai

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Did people notice that Captain didn't get the Porcelain Tower? It got sniped on the last turn. The message didn't come up for some reason, but there was no wonder video and gold went up by 100+.

Also it was really frustrating waiting for Captain to switch back to working his academies after the Eiffel Tower finished.

sincx fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jun 29, 2016

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

sincx posted:

Did people notice that Captain didn't get the Porcelain Tower? It got sniped on the last turn. The message didn't come up for some reason, but there was no wonder video and gold went up by 100+.

Also it was really frustrating waiting for Captain to switch back to working his academies after the Eiffel Tower finished.

Moving house and having to go like a week between recording sessions will do that to you!

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Captain Fargle posted:

I am indeed. And we're doing pretty well in comparison to everyone except Germany tbh.

The reason I ask is because I kinda feel like you shouldn't be so hard on yourself if you lose these. You're not just playing to win, you're playing to showcase a particular interesting build. If you were just playing to win, you might not go for that build if it didn't seem promising or you'd abandon it if it wasn't working out. So there's just this extra level of challenge you would not otherwise face.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Captain Fargle posted:

Moving house and having to go like a week between recording sessions will do that to you!

Of course! I didn't mean anything in a bad way. It added some nice tension to the game ("when will he notice it?! click on the city, click!") :)

psluuthor
Oct 29, 2011
I wonder if it might be possible to win by taking a bunch of Germany's weaker cities and giving them all to Poland or something.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Old Grey Guy posted:

We need to weaponise the Moai.




MoaiMoaiMoai

We can at least dream this is an option... unless Civ VI is really amazing.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Anoia posted:

We can at least dream this is an option... unless Civ VI is really amazing.
Secret Civ VI gameplay preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z-qRKUwSfQ&t=33s

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Captain Fargle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXPHuY3V4Q

In which I come to the slow, dawning realisation that we are super hosed.

Science is kinda OP like that. Once it gets rolling, it REALLY gets rolling.
And is super hard to stop because they have things like bombers and battleships.

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


Great episode. The AI's inability to prosecute a naval war is working against you as well as for you, all those wet firecracker wars.

Are the moai doing anything for you, or just looking pretty? It doesn't seem like you usually work the tiles and it's hard to imagine you ever getting the population for those + Great Improvements + specialists + necessities. I kind of expected you to take the tenet for less food used by specialists, to get more academy/moai tiles used over food.

If you do have to roll back to smack Germany, how far do you think it would be?

When you were talking about lack of iron to prepare a navy in advance of battleships, wouldn't trading or temporarily de-moaiing be an option? You wouldn't need the iron for all that long.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Today's ep is gonna be delayed till the evening. Just a heads up.

EDIT: Here it is! We lose a war today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ziyZ6tyhhQ

Captain Fargle fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jun 30, 2016

Old Grey Guy
Feb 12, 2014

Captain Fargle posted:

EDIT: Here it is! We lose a war today!

I'm glad you decided to roll back, things were going quite nicely before Bismarck went runaway. I'm repeating my earlier sentiment as well: I won't mind if you go on a lower difficulty for the sake of showing off special features without getting thrown by the AI too much.


Anoia posted:

We can at least dream this is an option... unless Civ VI is really amazing.

Yeah. The subtle rumble as a chain of moai turns into a rain of moai. I really hope VI will allow modding for something like that, just for shiggles.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

No episode today due to being stuck on the toilet for half of it and not having time to record as a result. Double episode tomorrow to make up for it provided I can stop pooping long enough to do it.

psluuthor
Oct 29, 2011
It's weird how huge the difference is between emperor and immortal, it's like going from easy to very hard with nothing in between. Sometimes I create intermediate difficulties by setting the difficulty to immortal but cheating in a building or two at the start.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

The first of today's episodes! In which we gently caress time in order to get ourselves a better outcome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DepofscDzg

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.

Anoia posted:

We can at least dream this is an option... unless Civ VI is really amazing.

With our luck we'd end up with DOH blowing up the earth.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Today in 'Captain Gargle plays Civ':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R6xCWcf_VU

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Who likes setting things on fire?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuJH2ekZ0HU

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Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-cCcYZJjQY

Berlin has fallen.

[Insert_Downfall_parody_clip_here]

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