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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Pebergehund posted:

"That's right, it was me all along! You may applaud now."

"Yeap, this mask makes me look cool. Already knew that though."

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I bet when Alan Moore looks through the telescope from his tower he feels ashamed for what his work has become.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress what is he trying to say, it sounds like some school yard "no this is our club, your not a member"

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Professor Shark posted:

I bet when Alan Moore looks through the telescope from his tower he feels ashamed for what his work has become.

fun fact: moore's another dude who had polyamory blow up in his face

wikipedia posted:

With his first wife Phyllis, whom he married in the early 1970s, he has two daughters, Leah and Amber. The couple also had a mutual lover, Deborah, although the relationship between the three ended in the early 1990s as Phyllis and Deborah left Moore, taking his daughters with them.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

max4me posted:

gently caress what is he trying to say, it sounds like some school yard "no this is our club, your not a member"

the parody article is trying to say the same thing as the article in the OP, but much more straightforward. "My experiences are important and profound, more than anyone else. I'm not going to cancel my plans just because of a tiny little miscarriage :rolleyes: "




my eyes were opened at burning man. katherine wouldn't understand, she wasn't at burning man. what eye opening experience could she have gone through that was even close to burning man? i can't think of anything

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Pebergehund posted:

"That's right, it was me all along! You may applaud now."

For those of you who didn't watch the video, he nods because someone wolf whistled at him, making his ridiculous ego grow even larger.

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

thathonkey posted:

"Yeap, this mask makes me look cool. Already knew that though."

It represents liberty or something, you would know that if you were in the maskosphere, like me

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Clipperton posted:

fun fact: moore's another dude who had polyamory blow up in his face

Ahahahha

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

TheMostFrench posted:

For those of you who didn't watch the video, he nods because someone wolf whistled at him, making his ridiculous ego grow even larger.

What's the saying about losing your vanity before you start to lose your looks?

This guy is going to get a lot of plastic surgery done in the third world countries he visits and look like a monster in ~5 years

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
I just think it's so funny that the Guy Fawkes mask has been appropriated as some symbol of atheist libertarianism when the real Guy Fawkes was a terrorist who wanted literally the opposite.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Clipperton posted:

fun fact: moore's another dude who had polyamory blow up in his face

I dunno if that's exactly the same thing, homeboy was just going for the elusive Permanent Menage and flew too close to the sun :911:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ArbitraryC posted:

I sincerely hope it's easier for single moms in Canada.

being a single mom in Canada is one of the best deals in the world

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Apollodorus posted:

I just think it's so funny that the Guy Fawkes mask has been appropriated as some symbol of atheist libertarianism when the real Guy Fawkes was a terrorist who wanted literally the opposite.

It Looks Cool is wayyyyy more important

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Apollodorus posted:

I just think it's so funny that the Guy Fawkes mask has been appropriated as some symbol of atheist libertarianism when the real Guy Fawkes was a terrorist who wanted literally the opposite.

Yeah its more about that comic book than anything else

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

loquacius posted:

I dunno if that's exactly the same thing, homeboy was just going for the elusive Permanent Menage and flew too close to the sun :911:

:yeah: Getting a third chick is a common dream for men. Having your wife boned by her coworkers is not

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Speleothing posted:

:yeah: Getting a third chick is a common dream for men. Having your wife boned by her coworkers is not

Mohammad and Joseph Smith knew what's what :greencube:

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Speleothing posted:

:yeah: Getting a third chick is a common dream for men. Having your wife boned by her coworkers is not

I dunno men are getting so pathetic that cucking seems to be getting popular

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I dunno white men are getting so pathetic that c_ucking seems to be getting popular

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
My friend's husband noticed she was getting facebook messages from an ex-boyfriend and instead of getting mad his reaction was "invite him over and let me watch you blow him" and when that fell through, started nagging her to get a dude to come over and became obsessed with the idea

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

My reaction would have been to pack my stuff and leave

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

What's the saying about losing your vanity before you start to lose your looks?

This guy is going to get a lot of plastic surgery done in the third world countries he visits and look like a monster in ~5 years

That would be fitting since its already a beauty and the beast story where the good guy wins

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Speleothing posted:

:yeah: Getting a third chick is a common dream for men. Having your wife boned by her coworkers is not

im not sure this guy thought far enough ahead to realize wife-boning was a possibility, he was more focused on banging slam poets at burning man decompressions

anyway its all polyamory, its a broad church (full of narrow people)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Clipperton posted:

anyway its all polyamory, its a broad church (full of narrow people)

as I understand it most of them are the opposite of narrow in at least one sense

and at any rate I don't think a guy having threeways in the 70s was cloaking himself in the same kind of pseudo-intellectual pseudo-feminist jargon weasel-words modern poly people tend to use all the time but I wasn't there so :shrug:

loquacius fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jun 30, 2016

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

Rutibex posted:

being a single mom in Canada is one of the best deals in the world

If this ain't sarcasm: ahahaha gently caress you.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Tell us who Ian is, Rime!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





There was some chef documentary on netflix that the michelin starred chef is all about cooking meat on an open fire and being this feral kinda guy but also has a lover he has a kid with and fucks other women he seemed cool not this guy though


Francis Mallmann thats the guy

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011


Ian got relentlessly and hilariously owned by this person. :laffo:

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

Saint Drogo posted:


Ian got relentlessly and hilariously owned by this person. :laffo:

holy moly i laughed irl

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

I dunno men are getting so pathetic that cucking seems to be getting popular

I keep asking when did this become a loving NERD thing. Is it some idea that they cant get the woman off so they want to see her moan with another man? Do they not understand the concept of jealousy or Shame?

Its the same and yet different. Men loving cheat on their wives, who often get revenge by making a play on the pool boy. One common story from the older men in my life is how the "girlfriend" turns up with copies of the messages and rats him out. (the under lying logic being that once she blows up the marriage the dude will get with her)

Now all you married goons I am not making GBS threads on monogamy here, I think its totally normal for people to form strong bonds with their partners etc.

There was a girl I knew in college (18 years old) she started hooking up with a married dude who had a disabled wife. I told her I wasnt gonna judge her but because my grandpa was a philander, I knew how these things normally work. I told her married men dont want to leave their wives, he will cry about his wife to get sympathy but turn around and use her as a reason to not be a formal couple.

Her answer was to say "Well he never called me a oval office" which I found odd since we were talking about the affair she was having and not the time i called her a oval office.

I know durring the sexual revolution hippies tried that free love stuff, wrapped it up in the idea that they were above jealousy in some enlightened act of virtue signalling.

But people like Ian seem to really wanna put lip stick on a big, pull out some alternative lifestyle philosophy and to TOP IT OFF RECORD THIS poo poo ON THE INTERNET AND THINK IT MAKES HIM SPECIAL.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

max4me posted:

I keep asking when did this become a loving NERD thing. Is it some idea that they cant get the woman off so they want to see her moan with another man? Do they not understand the concept of jealousy or Shame?

Its the same and yet different. Men loving cheat on their wives, who often get revenge by making a play on the pool boy. One common story from the older men in my life is how the "girlfriend" turns up with copies of the messages and rats him out. (the under lying logic being that once she blows up the marriage the dude will get with her)

Now all you married goons I am not making GBS threads on monogamy here, I think its totally normal for people to form strong bonds with their partners etc.

There was a girl I knew in college (18 years old) she started hooking up with a married dude who had a disabled wife. I told her I wasnt gonna judge her but because my grandpa was a philander, I knew how these things normally work. I told her married men dont want to leave their wives, he will cry about his wife to get sympathy but turn around and use her as a reason to not be a formal couple.

Her answer was to say "Well he never called me a oval office" which I found odd since we were talking about the affair she was having and not the time i called her a oval office.

I know durring the sexual revolution hippies tried that free love stuff, wrapped it up in the idea that they were above jealousy in some enlightened act of virtue signalling.

But people like Ian seem to really wanna put lip stick on a big, pull out some alternative lifestyle philosophy and to TOP IT OFF RECORD THIS poo poo ON THE INTERNET AND THINK IT MAKES HIM SPECIAL.

I feel like you're leaving a lot unsaid about your relationship with this girl

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


never put lipstick on a big.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

loquacius posted:

I dunno if that's exactly the same thing, homeboy was just going for the elusive Permanent Menage and flew too close to the sun :911:
I'd be fair and also say hey 20 years is a good drat run in any relationship. Got pretty owned at the end though with the kids part.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Saint Drogo posted:


Ian got relentlessly and hilariously owned by this person. :laffo:

:vince:

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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:pusheen:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Saint Drogo posted:


Ian got relentlessly and hilariously owned by this person. :laffo:

Someone photoshop this and Ian's face into Muhammad Ali boxing Joe Frazier or Sonny Liston or someone

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

max4me posted:

I keep asking when did this become a loving NERD thing. Is it some idea that they cant get the woman off so they want to see her moan with another man? Do they not understand the concept of jealousy or Shame?

It probably has ties to being bullied as a child or otherwise not matching up with what you feel is the ideal male. A lot of weird sex poo poo has roots in childhood; same as how girls who had bad relationships with their fathers will tend to be into some type of really freaky poo poo, either because they've internalized and fetishized the idea of a man having a low opinion of them or have become obsessed with symbolically putting their father in his place

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


It's from watching a whole shitton of porn and wanting to watch your girl get hosed like a pornstar.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I think the fundamental error of this age is that being unashamed of something doesn't mean it's no longer shameful.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Saint Drogo posted:


Ian got relentlessly and hilariously owned by this person. :laffo:

That's me.

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Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

Professor Shark posted:

Tell us who Ian is, Rime!

I don't know, I met the chode at Occupy Vancouver. I was trying to rabble people into firebombing a bank instead of sitting around feeding the homeless and protesting raw milk bans, and he shows up rambling on about the useless shitshow being such an amazing example of "a generation transcending boundaries to grasp the inevitability of change" or some pretentious bullshit. Totally :goonsay:.

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