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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Technically, it's a dirk rather than a knife.
:goonsay:

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Spinning Robo
Apr 17, 2007
I see you've played knifey-dirky before.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Spinning Robo posted:

I see you've played knifey-dirky before.

Dirk to meet you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010








organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

hyvät mämmit

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

One evil knife is a solid username

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

AKU IS DEAD

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

He's a goofball.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Spanish Manlove posted:

He's a goofball.



Yo, this gif is janky as gently caress.

Pretty dope with sound too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1VgXrLYFtw

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

organburner posted:

hyvät mämmit

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

sandoz posted:

ok I literally can't tell if these are in earnest or not


Some surgeons do actually use obsidian scalpels. I don't know about "cutting between the cells" but they are far sharper than steel. I think it reduces scarring due to the much finer incisions.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Stoatbringer posted:

Some surgeons do actually use obsidian scalpels. I don't know about "cutting between the cells" but they are far sharper than steel. I think it reduces scarring due to the much finer incisions.

They also prepare them by knapping right before they start operating.
Theyre hella loving sharp because due to how it breaks (in a way much like normal glass) the edge can be just a few dozen atoms across.

Its absolutely poo poo at holding an edge though.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Stoatbringer posted:

Some surgeons do actually use obsidian scalpels. I don't know about "cutting between the cells" but they are far sharper than steel. I think it reduces scarring due to the much finer incisions.

cnn posted:

Under the microscope you could see the obsidian scalpel had divided individual cells in half, and next to it the steel scalpel incision looked like it had been made by a chainsaw

- Dr Lee Green
http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/02/health/surgery-scalpels-obsidian/

Well, son of a bitch.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Stoatbringer posted:

Some surgeons do actually use obsidian scalpels. I don't know about "cutting between the cells" but they are far sharper than steel. I think it reduces scarring due to the much finer incisions.

"Cutting between the cells" is not a thing knives can physically do, but obsidian can indeed get as sharp as they claim and is really cool in general.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



bilperkins2
Nov 22, 2004

Fashion for Dogz
:france:

oooooohhhh poo poo :supaburn:

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Jerry Cotton posted:

Technically, it's a dirk rather than a knife.
:goonsay:

Great avatar/post combo.

And yes, DJF, I am down with all of that thing. Keep going, I'm almost there.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
http://i.imgur.com/YGYmQLx.mp4

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


There has to be a better way!

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Thanks, me.

Popelmon
Jan 24, 2010

wow
so spin
I love Reductress so much: http://reductress.com/post/breaking-maria-from-accounting-is-dating-dat-boi/

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003




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Apr 11, 2014

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[Insert your favorite political issue here]

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?



Male Tiers has a new favorite as of 22:57 on Jun 30, 2016

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

BREXIT










I guess?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Thanks, Obama.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

You've done the necessary

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i thought asian countries did the peace sign

Rama of Ra
Sep 7, 2005
~Where's Sitka? Right about the middle of your thumb.~
Canada is being taken over by the Chinese, esp. B.C.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Snatch Duster posted:

the peace sign

They call them moose antlers up there.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

"I think Basic Bitch memes could be sadder."

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
That's so much better than the original.

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