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Say Nothing posted:Rerail, quickly! do you think the hulk's dick gets all muscly and veiny like the rest of him when he transforms or is it a normal-size dick on a giant-size man
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Jul 1, 2016 10:53
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Yes it does.
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Jul 1, 2016 10:56
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does angel's dick have its own set of wings
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Jul 1, 2016 11:13
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Oh boy, is it time to post That Comic again? (Linked for mildly NSFW of comic characters in underwear)
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Jul 1, 2016 11:16
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Ask me about poorly drawn word balloons
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Jul 1, 2016 12:38
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Does Cyclops's dick shoot lasers?
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Jul 1, 2016 13:26
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SilverSupernova posted:Does Cyclops's dick shoot lasers? Yes, but you know how his neck muscles have to be really, really strong to absorb the recoil of his eyes? Well, there's a reason that stick in the mud is so popular with the ladies. Alternative joke: No, that's the fourth Summers brother, One Eyed Monster. WickedHate fucked around with this message at 13:34 on Jul 1, 2016 |
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Jul 1, 2016 13:29
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Do you think Beast's wang is also covered in blue fur?
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Jul 1, 2016 13:48
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More importantly, does he have penile spines like other cats?
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Jul 1, 2016 13:52
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Magneto can't actually get it up anymore. He just has a Prince Albert. Edit: Back to Batman-chat. My favorite is an amalgam of Bale-Bruce, Batfleck, and Conroy voice.
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Jul 1, 2016 14:48
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Canemacar posted:Magneto can't actually get it up anymore. He just has a Prince Albert. He can however give Colossus a hanjo from across the globe.
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Jul 1, 2016 14:50
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it's canon that Morph in the exiles didn't wear clothes, he just shapeshifted parts of his body to look like them. so my question is, did he extend down his fupa area to cover the dick, or did the dick just stretch out with everything else, and how far does the dick substance extend? this probably applies to apocalypse when he's in disguise as well
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Jul 1, 2016 14:51
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Travis343 posted:He can however give Colossus a hanjo from across the globe. Why do you think Colossus joined up with the BoEM?
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SynthOrange posted:Do his pubes form a solid block like his scalp hair? 
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Jul 1, 2016 16:02
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Batman's Shameful Secret > Post Funny Panels or Discuss Colossus' Junk
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Jul 1, 2016 17:15
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SilverSupernova posted:Batman's Shameful Secret > Post Funny Panels or Discuss Colossus' Junk I think it's called "scrap" at that point.
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Jul 1, 2016 17:20
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GUYS I FOUND THE THING TOILet It was actually from the cartoon.
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Jul 1, 2016 17:22
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Slag.
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Jul 1, 2016 17:22
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that is... real commitment to a joke, someone sat down and thought about it, and then they designed it. they probably had multiple drafts. Men and women stood together looking at the design for the machine that Benjamin Grimm can comfortably sit down on while making GBS threads which then grinds his rocky shits to conveniently disposable powder. They offered commentary, they came to a consensus, and then a man was paid to paint that in to the background of the scene. i love this world
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Jul 1, 2016 17:26
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But...he doesn't EAT rocks. Does colossus have metal poo poo?
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Jul 1, 2016 17:44
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dordreff posted:do you think the hulk's dick gets all muscly and veiny like the rest of him when he transforms or is it a normal-size dick on a giant-size man People always ask this but it seems obvious to me because it is the one part of his clothes that doesn't rip
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Jul 1, 2016 17:46
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JoshTheStampede posted:But...he doesn't EAT rocks. According to the Deadpool movie he has liquid metal vomit, so probably.
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SilverSupernova posted:Batman's Shameful Secret > Post Funny Panels or Discuss Colossus' Junk Batman's Shameful Secret > DC stands for Dick Chat Chaos Hippy posted:According to the Deadpool movie he has liquid metal vomit, so probably. His metal skin is made of osmium so he has platinum poops.
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Jul 1, 2016 18:25
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Seems more like everything inside him turns to metal and not just his skin.
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Jul 1, 2016 18:33
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My mind is still loving blown from figuring out that Exiles Morph was most likely Winnick backdooring Slapstick into his Blink comic.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:07
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John Dyne posted:Batman's Shameful Secret > DC stands for Dick Chat Or, stay with me here, "poopinum".
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Jul 1, 2016 19:46
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John Dyne posted:His metal skin is made of osmium so he has platinum poops. The X-Men are probably funded by lots of mutants bodily excretions.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:54
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RiotGearEpsilon posted:that is... real commitment to a joke, someone sat down and thought about it, and then they designed it. they probably had multiple drafts. Men and women stood together looking at the design for the machine that Benjamin Grimm can comfortably sit down on while making GBS threads which then grinds his rocky shits to conveniently disposable powder. They offered commentary, they came to a consensus, and then a man was paid to paint that in to the background of the scene. i love this world That's the most effort anyone put into anything about that cartoon.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:08
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SilverSupernova posted:Does Cyclops's dick shoot lasers? Uh, they're actually force beams, c'mon now.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:58
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Stop talking about superhero genitalia and start posting funny panels.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:03
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X-O posted:Stop talking about superhero genitalia and start posting funny panels. Can we do both?
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Jul 1, 2016 21:15
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3 posted:Uh, they're actually force beams, c'mon now. No his eyes shoot force beams. His dick shoots lasers.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:09
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joehonkie posted:That's the most effort anyone put into anything about that cartoon. Um, hello? John Williams spent six months composing the opening theme song. He has gone on record multiple times as saying he considers it his life's masterwork.
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Jul 1, 2016 23:06
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SilverSupernova posted:Does Cyclops's dick shoot lasers? Only a ruby-quartz condom can contain his nocturnal emissions!
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SirDan3k posted:The X-Men are probably funded by lots of mutants bodily excretions. Can you imagine all the different plumbing features they'd need for all of them? I'd imagine at least half of the xavier school floor plan is bathrooms.
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Jul 2, 2016 00:55
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Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #9: Squirrel Girl and her pal, the Unsinkable Koi Boi, are hanging out when suddenly a mysterious sinkhole appears.
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Jul 2, 2016 02:12
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All New All Different Avengers #11 - Miles is having a lovely trip while trying to help Sam find his father.
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Jul 2, 2016 04:45
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Don't worry Miles, you can use your venom sting to one-hit KO him just like you do every single interesting enemy that comes your way. That way nothing cool ever has to happen!
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