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Haifisch posted:I could understand if it was normal fries or hash browns, but I don't know why you'd spend time making them all into smiley faces. this #lifehack is really designed around staving off depression for a few notsalgic moments.
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Lady Naga posted:"Uh, thanks for the breakfast hon, but why did you make a smiling face out of the eggs and bacon? What purpose does that serve? Didn't you find the act of cooking fun enough?!" #LIFEHACK: Upset with your partner's breakfast? gently caress it on the floor to signify that you hate smiley faces. Why waste time belittling them with words when you can be a massive dick in less then a second. https://twitter.com/LifeHacks/status/748614008257781760 Yeah just try that with sauce and have it slowly drip all over the pot handle and spoon handle and onto the counter.
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Golden Goat posted:#LIFEHACK: Upset with your partner's breakfast? gently caress it on the floor to signify that you hate smiley faces. Why waste time belittling them with words when you can be a massive dick in less then a second. This picture is the ideal situation when you hear the phrase "I finally figured out what that hole was for" though.
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Golden Goat posted:#LIFEHACK: Upset with your partner's breakfast? gently caress it on the floor to signify that you hate smiley faces. Why waste time belittling them with words when you can be a massive dick in less then a second. I thought the holes were for hanging on a pot-rack. 
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Silver Falcon posted:I thought the holes were for hanging on a pot-rack. Only if you want to use things as they were "designed" for by "The Man".
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Platystemon posted:Open bananas from the pointy end, like a animal. #lifehack Take your stinking paws off my banana, you drat dirty ape.
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BREXIT #lifehack
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Karate Bastard posted:BREXIT #lifehack
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Karate Bastard posted:BREXIT #lifehack Save your bread clips for use as currency!
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I feel certain that Brexit will confer the same longterm benefits that repurposing a disposable razor as a vegetable peeler does.
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Bobby Digital posted:Save your bread clips for use as currency! Breadclipsit!
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Golden Goat posted:#LIFEHACK: Upset with your partner's breakfast? gently caress it on the floor to signify that you hate smiley faces. Why waste time belittling them with words when you can be a massive dick in less then a second. I thought it was for peeling bananas, you put the stem end in the hole and use it like a bottle opener.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I thought it was for peeling bananas, you put the stem end in the hole and use it like a bottle opener. But that's the WRONG way! 
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I thought it was for hanging your pot from a hook above the stove.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I thought it was for hanging your pot from a hook above the stove. Don't be absurd.
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You want a four-poster bed but can only afford a knife? #BREXIT
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quote:Hack the life out of your friend as he falls down onto you. Literal lifehack.
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Meowjesty posted:Even in the lifehacks thread, Brexit gets nothing but the sickest of burns.
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iSurrender posted:Hack the life out of your friend as he falls down onto you. This actually looks like a brohack. Are there other brohacks?
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I'm thinking like beer bongs. Are they a brohack? What about shotgunning? Like, if you wanna get buzz like super Duper fast, or if you're way better at drinking beer than the stupid beer is coming out of the stupid can, do you wanna try a drunken trick with sharp tools that's likely to spray the loving beer aaaall over the place????? You wanna hack bro???
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Always JO with a buddy. Work real hard and always study!
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I'm a poet and didn't know it.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I'm a poet and didn't know it. They should have sent you to space.
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Nah, I'm too fat to go to space.
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Want to lose weight? Go to space! You have no weight in space! #lifehacked
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Screaming Idiot posted:Want to lose weight? Go to space! You have no weight in space! We are all in space at this very moment.
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Jerry Cotton posted:We are all in space at this very moment. Yes, but not the fun part.
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Zemyla posted:Yes, but not the fun part. Sorry to hear you're in Pittsburgh.
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davidspackage posted:Work real hard and always study! i both love and hate that you posted this
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Is the second picture modifying a real gun to look like a nerd gun because UH
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Kwyndig posted:These seem like good ways to get your rear end killed. Why? Don't like Sprite?
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Meowjesty posted:Is the second picture modifying a real gun to look like a nerd gun because UH What crime is that? I want it to be a big crime. Real big.
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Meowjesty posted:Is the second picture modifying a real gun to look like a nerd gun because UH It's a shotgun hidden inside a Super Soaker frame. There's no confirmation from Snopes investigating on exactly where that gun originated, but they did find a different incident of a felon (who was prohibited from owning a firearm) hiding a gun inside a Super Soaker to let him carry it openly on the street.
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chitoryu12 posted:It's a shotgun hidden inside a Super Soaker frame. There's no confirmation from Snopes investigating on exactly where that gun originated, but they did find a different incident of a felon (who was prohibited from owning a firearm) hiding a gun inside a Super Soaker to let him carry it openly on the street. I really wanna do that to a gun now... (private ownership isn't legal here, so can't post pictures of the most obvious accident that would come as a result of me attempting that)
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