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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Antares posted:

i can't keep up, is Corbyn a weak, ineffectual, emotionless buffoon right now or is he in "fiery, ruthless warlord heading an endless army of brocialists" mode still
The programmes of the Two Minutes Hate varied from day to day, but there was none in which Corbyn was not the principle figure. He was the primal traitor, the earliest defiler of the Party's unity. All subsequent crimes against the Party, all treacheries, acts of sabotage, heresies, deviations, sprang directly out of his teaching. Somewhere or other he was still alive and hatching his conspiracies: perhaps somewhere beyond Islington, under the protection of his union paymasters, perhaps even - so it was occasionally rumoured - in some hiding-place in Westminster itself.

But what was strange was that although Corbyn was hated and despised by everybody, although every day and a thousand times a day, on platforms, on the telescreen, in newspapers, in books, his theories were refuted, smashed, ridiculed, held up to the general gaze for the pitiful rubbish that they were - in spite of all this, his influence never seemed to grow less. Always there were fresh dupes waiting to be seduced by him. A day never passed when spies and saboteurs acting under his directions were not unmasked by the Thought Police Dan Hodges.

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TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

The programmes of the Two Minutes Hate varied from day to day, but there was none in which Corbyn was not the principle figure. He was the primal traitor, the earliest defiler of the Party's unity. All subsequent crimes against the Party, all treacheries, acts of sabotage, heresies, deviations, sprang directly out of his teaching. Somewhere or other he was still alive and hatching his conspiracies: perhaps somewhere beyond Islington, under the protection of his union paymasters, perhaps even - so it was occasionally rumoured - in some hiding-place in Westminster itself.

But what was strange was that although Corbyn was hated and despised by everybody, although every day and a thousand times a day, on platforms, on the telescreen, in newspapers, in books, his theories were refuted, smashed, ridiculed, held up to the general gaze for the pitiful rubbish that they were - in spite of all this, his influence never seemed to grow less. Always there were fresh dupes waiting to be seduced by him. A day never passed when spies and saboteurs acting under his directions were not unmasked by the Thought Police Dan Hodges.

:golfclap:

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Yinlock posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marxism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalinism

Words don't have an expiry date.

EDIT: And that particular "strain of thought" hasn't actually stopped and it's making GBS threads up Labour for everyone involved.

nice wikipedia articles.
how do you feel about people mis-applying Marxist to describe people who really aren't? like Miliband

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Cerv posted:

nice wikipedia articles.
how do you feel about people mis-applying Marxist to describe people who really aren't? like Miliband

What word would you use to describe the center-right-at-any-cost position of the current Labour party?

Serious question, as 'Blairite' obviously doesn't fit. Radical centrists?

OvineYeast
Jul 16, 2007

Freiheit ist immer Freiheit der Andersdenkenden

Cerv posted:

nice wikipedia articles.
how do you feel about people mis-applying Marxist to describe people who really aren't? like Miliband

it's hilarious (assuming you're not talking about Ralph Miliband here)

but Blairite isn't really the same, because there's much less distance between, say, Angela Eagle and Tony Blair than there is between Ed Miliband and Marx. It's used synechdochically for the labour right, mostly because it annoys them.

OvineYeast fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jul 2, 2016

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

What word would you use to describe the center-right-at-any-cost position of the current Labour party?

Serious question, as 'Blairite' obviously doesn't fit. Radical centrists?

depends which ones. obviously no-one involved in Labour Leave is strongly attached to Blarism.
but i think you're looking for a catch-all to cover all of them. then Labour-right is nice and generic.


OvineYeast posted:

it's hilarious (assuming you're not talking about Ralph Miliband here)
oops lol. i meant Ed

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Antares posted:

i can't keep up, is Corbyn a weak, ineffectual, emotionless buffoon right now or is he in "fiery, ruthless warlord heading an endless army of brocialists" mode still
He's a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security. Lucky for us he's so ineffectual at it!!!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Hoops posted:

Caroline Aherne has died of throat cancer, really sad.

Robin Hardy has died as well. The only reason I don't want this loving year to end already is because the Tories would use it as an excuse to invoke article 50.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



People will probably carry on dying next year.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

His Divine Shadow posted:

Someone linked that Mark Blyth guy earlier and here's a more recent one where he comments on Brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arT40qHKuHQ

Hahaha this is great.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Steve2911 posted:

People will probably carry on dying next year.

Only if they're lucky.

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


According to the chairman of Cornwall council (as of thursdays newspaper), Cornwall is aiming not for 350 million but closer to 500 to 600 million in the EU structural funds as the government and private firms generally match the amount. Still no confirmation on whether that's still happening, funnily enough.

But there is good news! Because of the crashing pound, European holidays are more expensive so tourism in Cornwall will go up :downs:

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Steve2911 posted:

People will probably carry on dying next year.

As a so called sapient species it's about time we did something about that. It's getting silly.

TinTower posted:

Incidentally, Wikileaks were pushing for a Brexit, due to concerns they had regarding the European Arrest Warrant.

Single issue voters :rolleyes:.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Jul 2, 2016

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
gently caress the cornish and ebbw imho

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

DrSnakeLaser posted:

According to the chairman of Cornwall council (as of thursdays newspaper), Cornwall is aiming not for 350 million but closer to 500 to 600 million in the EU structural funds as the government and private firms generally match the amount. Still no confirmation on whether that's still happening, funnily enough.

But there is good news! Because of the crashing pound, European holidays are more expensive so tourism in Cornwall will go up :downs:

Leaving aside the fact it was incorrect, wasn't the infamous £350m figure per week? I imagine Cornwall is speaking in annual not weekly terms.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Veep has had its last season. Surely Armando Iannucci could do a Thick of It radio special? All the cast have said repeatedly they'd love to get back together, and even Capaldi might well be available if he could show up, read lines, and return to the Who set.

I'm just saying, save us, Malcolm Tucker.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
I don't think it matters. No ones getting anything and there will be further cuts.

Regional budgets are only going to fall. It's a shame it'll take decades for the idiots here in wales to realise what they've done. There will be immediate effects. A complete stoppage of the investment the EU put in. But a lack of "new" things is hard to detect. It's only when the present features and areas begin to decay that they'll realise something is up. I just hope the natural environment remains intact and protected. It's going to be Wales's only real feature.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jul 2, 2016

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

Tigey posted:

Leaving aside the fact it was incorrect, wasn't the infamous £350m figure per week? I imagine Cornwall is speaking in annual not weekly terms.

About £60m a year went to Cornwall from the EU from what I understand and they wanted assurances for up to 2020 when there's a general election planned.

DrSnakeLaser
Sep 6, 2011


Tigey posted:

Leaving aside the fact it was incorrect, wasn't the infamous £350m figure per week? I imagine Cornwall is speaking in annual not weekly terms.

I misread the number, it's £320m to be paid by 2020 as part of the EU's investment into Cornwall, not the £350m "membership fee". People are worrying about whether they can get the full payment fast-tracked within the estimated 2 years it will take to leave the EU.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Regarde Aduck posted:

I don't think it matters. No ones getting anything and there will be further cuts.

Regional budgets are only going to fall. It's a shame it'll take decades for the idiots here in wales to realise what they've done. There will be immediate effects. A complete stoppage of the investment the EU put in. But a lack of "new" things is hard to detect. It's only when the present features and areas begin to decay that they'll realise something is up. I just hope the natural environment remains intact and protected. It's going to be Wales's only real feature.

Once we leave the single market and millions lose their jobs we could open the pits again and make people mine coal for their bennies.

Laradus
Feb 16, 2011

Regarde Aduck posted:

I don't think it matters. No ones getting anything and there will be further cuts.

Regional budgets are only going to fall. It's a shame it'll take decades for the idiots here in wales to realise what they've done. There will be immediate effects. A complete stoppage of the investment the EU put in. But a lack of "new" things is hard to detect. It's only when the present features and areas begin to decay that they'll realise something is up. I just hope the natural environment remains intact and protected. It's going to be Wales's only real feature.

I have no idea if the CCW is still around, but environmental funding (at least certainly on the nature conservation front) was being massively reduced across all of the UK a decade ago, and it's never been a high priority.

E: See they merged it with FC Wales and EA Wales in 2013. Not a surprise as there'd been rumblings of similar (for England at least.)

Laradus fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jul 2, 2016

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Berious posted:

Once we leave the single market and millions lose their jobs we could open the pits again and make people mine coal for their bennies.

:iit:

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Regarde Aduck posted:

I don't think it matters. No ones getting anything and there will be further cuts.

Regional budgets are only going to fall. It's a shame it'll take decades for the idiots here in wales to realise what they've done. There will be immediate effects. A complete stoppage of the investment the EU put in. But a lack of "new" things is hard to detect. It's only when the present features and areas begin to decay that they'll realise something is up. I just hope the natural environment remains intact and protected. It's going to be Wales's only real feature.
I'm still completely astonished Wales voted to leave. The whole place has been so brutally and unfairly neglected by so many successive British governments you'd think they'd have learned their lesson.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Steve2911 posted:

People will probably carry on dying next year.

they'd have to survive this year in order to do that, which is looking increasingly unlikely

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Blacktoll posted:

Why are British politicians so gutless? I'm seriously getting more stunned everyday by UK politics and its passed the realm of funny and into the realm of depressing.

You remember those dweebs who were really into College politics? They graduated from the sheltered College bubble straight into the sheltered Westminster bubble and never grew up.

OzyMandrill
Aug 12, 2013

Look upon my words
and despair

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I'm still completely astonished Wales voted to leave. The whole place has been so brutally and unfairly neglected by so many successive British governments you'd think they'd have learned their lesson.

Referendum is only a valid question to those who are politically engaged. To the rest, it reads ' Life is: Good (maintain the status quo)[] poo poo (change stuff)[], choose one.'
Given that, is it any wonder they voted how they did?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

OzyMandrill posted:

Referendum is only a valid question to those who are politically engaged. To the rest, it reads ' Life is: Good (maintain the status quo)[] poo poo (change stuff)[], choose one.'
Given that, is it any wonder they voted how they did?

Yep, ultimately there were far too many reasons to vote Leave, particularly when the only other option was "do absolutely nothing". I would have probably been swung that way if I didn't read up on stuff beforehand.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Veep has had its last season. Surely Armando Iannucci could do a Thick of It radio special? All the cast have said repeatedly they'd love to get back together, and even Capaldi might well be available if he could show up, read lines, and return to the Who set.

I'm just saying, save us, Malcolm Tucker.

Veep's getting a sixth season in 2017.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Captain Fargle posted:

Independent is reporting that Labour has gained another 60,000 members in the past week. Corbyn's got this locked down hard.

Kinda late, but wasn't there a plot by the plp to get loads of centrists to join to weaken the corbyn bloc

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011
https://twitter.com/rgncny/status/748906900738244608

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...

Namtab posted:

Kinda late, but wasn't there a plot by the plp to get loads of centrists to join to weaken the corbyn bloc

How well do they think that is going to work? What wellspring of passionate centrists do they imagine this is drawing from?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
gently caress em they hosed themselves and everyone else

if there were anything i could have done to change how they felt i would go back and do it but its done now, they voted and they hosed it, they really hosed it and its not my job to feel sorry for them and their grown up responsible decisions they apparently made as competent human adults when there are people who didnt vote for the incoming loving to worry about

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Veep has had its last season. Surely Armando Iannucci could do a Thick of It radio special? All the cast have said repeatedly they'd love to get back together, and even Capaldi might well be available if he could show up, read lines, and return to the Who set.

I'm just saying, save us, Malcolm Tucker.

Veep still has another season to go though Iannucci left before the writing of the latest season as he wanted to work on a film I think, oddly the season without him was the best one.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Namtab posted:

Kinda late, but wasn't there a plot by the plp to get loads of centrists to join to weaken the corbyn bloc

There was - Luke Akehurst wrote an impassioned article and everything.

But the people they're trying to recruit just don't exist, by and large, whereas the people who supported Corbyn last time and didn't actually join up when he won, still do exist, and he's got the hard-fighting underdog thing going for him too.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

don't judge Gzxy because his mouth is a suction valve.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Namtab posted:

Kinda late, but wasn't there a plot by the plp to get loads of centrists to join to weaken the corbyn bloc

I haven't even heard a whisper of a "Corbyn Resign" rally.

The problem with being Centrist is there's no passion for it. Nobody wants to rush in and help Labour return to being not quite the Tories, this does not excite anyone and trying to get a grassroots going over it is doomed to fail.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

StoneOfShame posted:

Veep still has another season to go though Iannucci left before the writing of the latest season as he wanted to work on a film I think, oddly the season without him was the best one.

Next season's gonna be ace. President House? Yassss.

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.

Coohoolin posted:

Next season's gonna be ace. President House? Yassss.

Wait for the last episode of this season first, its better than you could imagine!!! Also he will always be Bertie Wooster not House.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
So i was out of the loop for a solid 12 hours today. Did anything major happen? I'm feeling bereft and confused because it doesn't sound like anything blew up in the PLP or the tory party?

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
So when the hell is Eagle going to put up or shut up and actually trigger a leadership election? Does she (and the PLP more broadly) not realise how weak they look?

It's literally:

PLP: 'WE'RE BOOTING YOU OUT IF YOU DON'T RESIGN!'
JC: 'OK good luck'
PLP: 'DON'T TEST US, WE WILL!'
JC: 'Cool whenever you're ready '
PLP: 'WE'LL GIVE YOU A DAY TO CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS'
JC: 'No it's fine I can start whenever'
PLP: 'Ok two days'
JC: '...'

These guys would be the worst at poker, it's such an obvious bluff. Maybe they're too committed to back out now though. They know they won't win a a leadership challenge, and he's clearly not leaving voluntarily despite all the pressure they're putting on him. I wonder if there is a way of them stepping back gracefully without taking making the challenge in the end? Probably not. I hope the lot of them get deselected.

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