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Haha, you're dieting, here's 2 dozen donuts. gently caress you, nerdos!
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All us blobby nerdlingers are jealous of Sandi's mid 50's metabolism that's been the best at metabolizing ever since she was a little girl, enabling her to eat anything she wants and maintain an emaciated figure. Also, copious amounts of amphetamines help. That bitch is spun the gently caress out constantly.
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Remember when the biggest thing that happened on an RTV was a cheesesteak truck being talking about? Amazing, fresh content.
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Philadelphia smells like cheesesteaks, dontchaknow
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But they release hundreds of hours of content, surely it has plenty of information such as
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Philadelphia smells like cheesesteaks, dontchaknow RIP ![]()
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That poor woman, thank god Ben betrays his position with tremendous odor and girth and has the same top speed as Henry the VIIIth. I can't fathom a more ineffectual stalker.
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Guys, that was just a script one of Ben Lesnick, Developer's friends made to automatically grab screenshots when she was on the screen. No biggie. Just like the space door in CIG HQ is only some wood, paint and some old Sears garage door opener. Just like how SQ42 is gonna be out this year.
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Mr SoupTeeth posted:That poor woman, thank god Ben betrays his position with tremendous odor and girth and has the same top speed as Henry the VIIIth. I can't fathom a more ineffectual stalker. The mass though. If you somehow get caught unaware around a corner you are basically being hit by a small passenger car. Also ![]()
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Ben has liabetes.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:The mass though. If you somehow get caught unaware around a corner you are basically being hit by a small passenger car. I guess if he was hiding behind a tractor trailer, or possibly some kind of locomotive for concealment.
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Mr SoupTeeth posted:He looks like an inbred albino Gary Oldman, so I'm going with yes, yes he is. ![]()
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This dude fucks.![]()
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Bill Nye is the only man allowed to wear a bow tie
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At one point the top result for how to tie a bow tie was a YouTube video where Bill Nye explained how to do it
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So has there been any major developments over the past 2000 pages?
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Ben wanted to be Killdozer when he was a kid. He's getting there ![]()
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Literally The Worst posted:At one point the top result for how to tie a bow tie was a YouTube video where Bill Nye explained how to do it At one point? It should always be the top result ![]()
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Bill Nye made an actual spacecraft and sent it into actual space cheaper and faster than Chris Roberts could make fake spacecraft you could play in fake space. Makes you think.
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This is exactly how people 50 years ago imagined today's scientists would look.
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Mr SoupTeeth posted:This is exactly how people 50 years ago imagined today's scientists would look. And they were right, just look at him!
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I think SpaceX will send poo poo into orbit for $750 per pound. That's like 78 tons (almost 8 ![]()
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Jobbo_Fett posted:No, as in snow. Snow everywhere! The mountain's covered in it! Snnnoorrrrtttt.
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The scope of CIG's failure really does sink in when literal spacecraft and missions achieve their goals within the same budget. Even more so with Crobert's claims that $1 development dollar without a publisher is equivalent to $4. He's basically pissed away two AAA games and two tent-pole Hollywood movies with absolutely nothing to show for it. I guess I really don't understand game development.
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All this talk about bow ties made me want to confess. I have tried to watch the new dr who and I don't like it. It's just ok.
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Seriously, man, before all your fur falls out. You need to chill and NOW!
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How much do they ask for the RSI logo straitjackets?
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Fat Shat Sings posted:But they release hundreds of hours of content, surely it has plenty of information And pretty soon they won't even be doing that. But the most open game development ever.
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ZenMaster posted:All this talk about bow ties made me want to confess. I have tried to watch the new dr who and I don't like it. It's just ok. I'm too busy watching people stream Star Citizen to play Star Citizen myself. Or do anything else, really.
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SelenicMartian posted:How much do they ask for the RSI logo straitjackets? Free of charge with admittance to the facility.
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skaboomizzy posted:Very excited to order my SC polo shirt. I'm sure it will ship promptly, have quality stitching, be sized properly, and not be covered in industrial ooze from a leaking shipper container. Yeah, like the time I ordered those Nike ID sneaks. They came from China. Yeah, and I ordered 9 1/2 Wides. What I got was something a 6 year old would be hard pressed to fit on. And the nearest Nike store is well over 4 hours away. So that was a great experience. Really. At least for the $150, couldn't you have made them clown shoes, Nike?
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Jobbo_Fett posted:"Star Citizen is a giant scam spanning the globe and involving tens of millions embezzled!" Called it by THAT much....
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Richie Stardust posted:I'm watching the 40k movie right now and I told my wife "That's the guy from V for Vendetta and Lord of the Rings and poo poo. This guy is in everything!" But she pointed out that Hugo was in lotr and that this is Sam Neill...I poo poo. Event Horizon?
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Lazrin posted:not mad at all, he's irrelevant My life for Smart
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ZenMaster posted:All this talk about bow ties made me want to confess. I have tried to watch the new dr who and I don't like it. It's just ok. Tom Baker is the only real Dr. Who. Sadly he still thinks he is the Doctor irl
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Streetroller posted:he helped me in recouping my $3,000 I flushed down the toilet.
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Lime Tonics posted:Double posting again, because worms. Cobblers will have a thing or two to say if you hunt his procedurally generated birds
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Worms and spiders aren't animals. Why would you hunt birds in space, and for that matter why would the birds be in space? Shouldn't they be in an atmosphere where they could fly?
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Berious posted:Sweet, I love a happy ending. What lengths did you have to go to? Legal action? I would assume so, they are using that hilariously illegal TOS to try and bully people right now, but any actual sign of someone taking real legal action will probably make them grant it That might not be the case forever though since the scale of getting a refund went from Just Ask to Press them to Threaten Chargeback to Cite Laws / Actually Chargeback to Literally file for court proceedings The next step is making you fight the customer service representatives in a Kumite tournament with glass wrapped fists for refunds At least they didn't promise free and easy refunds if you were ever unhappy with the project or their financials if they were two years late. Because if they had done that what they are doing now would obviously be a really lovely thing to do! If, in the unlikely event, that ever happened it would be like they told the customers one thing to get their money, then immediately rescinded those promises the first time they became inconvenient.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:btw while we're on the subject I don't want goons to miss out on this special deal that's running for a limited time - No longer "IN STOCK!!!" Fat Shat Sings posted:I would assume so, they are using that hilariously illegal TOS to try and bully people right now, but any actual sign of someone taking real legal action will probably make them grant it Unfortunately one of their customer service reps was recently in a bicycle accident and broke his wrists so CIG is hiring some A-list martial artists to fight on their team. Good luck, GOONIES.
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