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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


On the one hand, they're kind of right. On the other hand, that is clearly a Bizarro strip that someone has cropped Dan Piraro's signature off, and that annoys the poo poo out of me. It's less effort to just leave the artist credit on there, you're going out of your way to be an arsehole!

Filox posted:

All I can see is that the 'farmacy' is selling pie in unwrapped, unplated slices.

I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That's a Bizarro thing. Piraro hides these objects in his strips as a little game/puzzle. There's also the dynamite, eye, K2, alien, rabbit, bird, crown, shoe, arrow and fish. Not all of them appear on every strip, but there's a number by the signature telling you how many to look for.

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Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Tiggum posted:

On the one hand, they're kind of right. On the other hand, that is clearly a Bizarro strip that someone has cropped Dan Piraro's signature off, and that annoys the poo poo out of me. It's less effort to just leave the artist credit on there, you're going out of your way to be an arsehole!

That's a Bizarro thing. Piraro hides these objects in his strips as a little game/puzzle. There's also the dynamite, eye, K2, alien, rabbit, bird, crown, shoe, arrow and fish. Not all of them appear on every strip, but there's a number by the signature telling you how many to look for.

Nekkid Pie related anxiety abated. Thank you. I will sleep soundly tonight.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Any man out there who is unsure of the merits of MGTOW probably doesn't fully understand what they're dealing with when a woman aborts a relationship. These men need an education on women in general.

The best (shocking) illustration of what women really are capable of is pornography -- specifically MMF porn where a woman is getting double-teamed. It's a metaphor for how modern women deal with men in relationships.

Realize that every woman you ever meet is just like the porn star in that split roast. Your girlfriends past and present, even your wife (if she's your ex wife you probably already know this to be true).

When -- not if -- she leaves you there will already be another man in her life, emotionally and physically. You are not any more special or necessary to her than the two forgettable males featured in that scene. The sooner you figure that out the better off you will be knowing what to expect and that you need to be prepared for it.

Pornography should educate men about why they should remain detached from women in general. In her production, she uses her body to get what she wants and men are just disposable props to get her off and get her paid. Being nice or a good provider doesn't earn you any special treatment. You're the new guy or the soon to be ex boyfriend/husband. You're paying for it either way.

Question: Do MGTOW or MRAs or w/e also use this lens when viewing it from the women's perspective? That is, in the same way "you"(fictional man) shouldn't get attached, she also shouldn't get attached because you're just using her for sex, and all relationships should be detached things?

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


SMGDH if anyone turns down an invitation to beer pong ffs

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Don't forget the complimentary weed, either.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart




"I'm so BORED maybe I'll sell T-Shirts!"

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

"Broken leg? That's cute, eat an aubergine and call me in the morning."

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
This presidential election. :negative:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/750865499660091393

Hillary's response is gold, though:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/750868980299104256

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I don't know why, but I cracked up over #Frozen.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

OK, I've seen this one around and I don't get it. Is she saying that the size of one's labia are somehow related to Christian virtue? Misogynistic and biologically illiterate!

EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 08:23 on Jul 7, 2016

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

EvilGenius posted:

OK, I've seen this one around and I don't get it. Is she saying that the size of one's labia are somehow related to Christian virtue?

True Christians don't know how vulvas work because they don't have any fun down there.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


TinTower posted:

"Broken leg? That's cute, eat an aubergine and call me in the morning."

It's specifically about cold and flu medication though. They're not saying "don't take doctor-prescribed medications", they're saying that nothing you buy from the chemist will cure your cold, which is true. And eating healthy is pretty standard medical advice for avoiding colds.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

EvilGenius posted:

OK, I've seen this one around and I don't get it. Is she saying that the size of one's labia are somehow related to Christian virtue? Misogynistic and biologically illiterate!

Well clearly, the more you gently caress the bigger your labia gets, duh.

"And the more she fucketh, the less tight her ham sandwich shalleth look" Book of Sex-Ed 6:9

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Postal Parcel posted:

Question: Do MGTOW or MRAs or w/e also use this lens when viewing it from the women's perspective? That is, in the same way "you"(fictional man) shouldn't get attached, she also shouldn't get attached because you're just using her for sex, and all relationships should be detached things?

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From a friend who got engaged and has instantly turn his feed into marriage/relationship memes.





Another friend shared a photo of an anus as a shirt design. Thanks for that, guy. Just a few steps below Goatse.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Postal Parcel posted:

Question: Do MGTOW or MRAs or w/e also use this lens when viewing it from the women's perspective? That is, in the same way "you"(fictional man) shouldn't get attached, she also shouldn't get attached because you're just using her for sex, and all relationships should be detached things?

The only difference between a pornstar and your average suburbanite princess is that one puts out in front of a camera and the other one doesn't...

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Lottery of Babylon posted:

The only difference between a pornstar and your average suburbanite princess is that one puts out in front of a camera and the other one doesn't...

That is literally the difference between someone who is a porn star and someone who isn't.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Tiggum posted:

That is literally the difference between someone who is a porn star and someone who isn't.

What if one is just an exhibitionist and doesn't get paid for making their sex tapes?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






FAROOQ, your the daddy.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


2016 is the weirdest year of my life.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

IDGI. Are the media dishonest because those characters aren't Jewish? Or did he buy the book and, after a thorough count, only come up with 49 stickers?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

IDGI. Are the media dishonest because those characters aren't Jewish? Or did he buy the book and, after a thorough count, only come up with 49 stickers?

trump posted an image he (or more likely an intern) literally pulled from /pol/ with the label "HILLARY CLINTON MOST CORRUPT POLITICIAN EVER" in a star of david

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Alaois posted:

trump posted an image he (or more likely an intern) literally pulled from /pol/ with the label "HILLARY CLINTON MOST CORRUPT POLITICIAN EVER" in a star of david

Here's a pretty good summary and analysis of the whole thing: http://observer.com/2016/07/an-open-letter-to-jared-kushner-from-one-of-your-jewish-employees/

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



As a bernout, its depressing watching my guy turn from realness like fair pay and healthcare and education access to braying Crunchy Mon Blog style about the petit bougoisie concerns over "gmos." Bernard Sanders has become an IOSM, and by extension so have I by being bamboozled.

Owlbear Camus has a new favorite as of 13:48 on Jul 7, 2016

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Alaois posted:

trump posted an image he (or more likely an intern) literally pulled from /pol/ with the label "HILLARY CLINTON MOST CORRUPT POLITICIAN EVER" in a star of david

Good loving lord

The billion-dollar spectator sport that is national politics should have referees

*blows whistle* "RED TEAM: UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT AND PANDERING TO WHITE SUPREMACISTS. RED TEAM INTERN GETS TWO MONTHS IN THE PENALTY BOX AND A LIFETIME BAN FROM SOCIAL MEDIA"

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

IDGI. Are the media dishonest because those characters aren't Jewish? Or did he buy the book and, after a thorough count, only come up with 49 stickers?

Trump's campaign produced a graphic made with an image of Hillary and a pile of money from /pol/ (a neo-nazi/alt-right forum), and a six pointed star with the words "most corrupt candidate ever" plastered on top.



The Trump campaign eventually explained that the star was supposed to be a sheriff's star, and that the background image was totally found somewhere other than /pol/. The original image is pretty clearly neo-nazi propaganda, and some intern didn't identify it as such and decided what it needed was a lovely WordArt star on top. It's possible for a person to do those things without malice, and then retract the image and apologize when its problems are pointed out to you. Trump instead replaced the image with one that had a lovely circle instead of the star, added the hashtag #AmericaFirst, and started attacking the media for freaking out over that one star instead of all the other six-pointed stars (not attached to neo-nazi imagery) out there.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Kajeesus posted:

Trump's campaign produced a graphic made with an image of Hillary and a pile of money from /pol/ (a neo-nazi/alt-right forum), and a six pointed star with the words "most corrupt candidate ever" plastered on top.



The Trump campaign eventually explained that the star was supposed to be a sheriff's star, and that the background image was totally found somewhere other than /pol/. The original image is pretty clearly neo-nazi propaganda, and some intern didn't identify it as such and decided what it needed was a lovely WordArt star on top. It's possible for a person to do those things without malice, and then retract the image and apologize when its problems are pointed out to you. Trump instead replaced the image with one that had a lovely circle instead of the star, added the hashtag #AmericaFirst, and started attacking the media for freaking out over that one star instead of all the other six-pointed stars (not attached to neo-nazi imagery) out there.

That's weird, when I saw this on the news Trump replied with that it was made by a supporter, not his campaign team. And that "He" doesn't "Have time" to approve every single image for every possible connotation.

Anyway, have something sad:



The target audience of Pewdiepie and CSGO Lotto, for sure. I just don't understand youtubers sometimes.

Edit: Here's another "Gaming is good for us" post made by people who get way too defensive of their hobby.

http://imgur.com/gallery/M8gzn

Choice comments:

quote:

As for number 6, My girlfriend is a gamer. Her sex drive is insane.

quote:

What now mom?

(I know the last one is a joke, that's why I like it)

Ularg has a new favorite as of 14:47 on Jul 7, 2016

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Ularg posted:

That's weird, when I saw this on the news Trump replied with that it was made by a supporter, not his campaign team. And that "He" doesn't "Have time" to approve every single image for every possible connotation.

Oh, that's probably the case. I just kind of assumed that there was at least a modicum of oversight in what happens on Trump's twitter and didn't read anything to the contrary. I am the IOSM :(

E: Far as I can tell, Trump's social media director claims he lifted it, star and all, from a different Twitter feed.

Zulily Zoetrope has a new favorite as of 14:55 on Jul 7, 2016

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

There is no way at all that an American soldier would be carrying a luger. It's not like they're probably the most famous war trophy in the history or anything.

That's a broom handle Mauser.
:spergin:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Today is depressing.


Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
On the bright side "A Rap Sheet as long as Than Michelle Obama's Dick" is a pretty decent tagline for this thread.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

That's a broom handle Mauser.
:spergin:

Also, I'm pretty sure soldiers in World War I used anything and everything they could get their hands on for trench fighting because the issued bolt-action rifles with bayonets were dangerously useless in such close quarters. This would have included privately purchased or battlefield looted handguns.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I love how even in this situation where the cop was kneeling on the arm of the dude they shot, it's still his fault.


Uuuuuuuuuuugh.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Admiral Joeslop posted:

Today is depressing.




I know one thing, as a gun-hating liberal, the only reason I ever call the police is if I need them to shoot someone for me.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Why have a gun if not to shoot it? You have a gun expressly made to shoot a bullet. It'd be like asking the sun not to shine.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Otisburg posted:

As a bernout, its depressing watching my guy turn from realness like fair pay and healthcare and education access to braying Crunchy Mon Blog style about the petit bougoisie concerns over "gmos." Bernard Sanders has become an IOSM, and by extension so have I by being bamboozled.

If you'd actually done some research about him (and about Vermont generally), you wouldn't be surprised. I don't know whether he believes this crap, but he sure needs to pander to it to get elected by that constituency. :smith:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Intoluene posted:

What if one is just an exhibitionist and doesn't get paid for making their sex tapes?

Porn's porn and if you star in it then you're a porn star, as far as I can see.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

Kajeesus posted:

Trump's campaign produced a graphic made with an image of Hillary and a pile of money from /pol/ (a neo-nazi/alt-right forum), and a six pointed star with the words "most corrupt candidate ever" plastered on top.



The Trump campaign eventually explained that the star was supposed to be a sheriff's star, and that the background image was totally found somewhere other than /pol/. The original image is pretty clearly neo-nazi propaganda, and some intern didn't identify it as such and decided what it needed was a lovely WordArt star on top. It's possible for a person to do those things without malice, and then retract the image and apologize when its problems are pointed out to you. Trump instead replaced the image with one that had a lovely circle instead of the star, added the hashtag #AmericaFirst, and started attacking the media for freaking out over that one star instead of all the other six-pointed stars (not attached to neo-nazi imagery) out there.

How is the original image clearly neo-nazi propaganda? "Hillary is corrupt and loves money" is something literally every single republican believes. The star is the only thing that gives it neo-nazi connotations.

I don't know where it came from so I'm not necessarily disputing that /pol/ nazis made it, but the Trump campaign adding the star makes them even more anti-semitic than /pol/ which is quite a feat.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

How is the original image clearly neo-nazi propaganda? "Hillary is corrupt and loves money" is something literally every single republican believes. The star is the only thing that gives it neo-nazi connotations.

I don't know where it came from so I'm not necessarily disputing that /pol/ nazis made it, but the Trump campaign adding the star makes them even more anti-semitic than /pol/ which is quite a feat.

The original image had the star, when they took it from the alt-right racist folks. They later changed it to a circle and deleted the original tweet, which implied that they agreed it maybe wasn't the most tasteful image, but when asked about it, they doubled down insisting that no person ever could see a red six pointed star on top of money as anti-semitic. After the source was discovered and it came to light that anti-semitism was a huge part of the image to begin with, they still refused to apologize and claimed that since the campaign wasn't aware of the implications, it wasn't a bad thing to do.

Honestly, the worst part about all this was when Jewish people on twitter objected to the image, they were flooded with threats of gassing and murder, shown Holocaust memes and such. So regardless of whether the campaign liked it or not, a portion of Trump's base absolutely saw the anti-semitism, and voiced their full-throated approval of it.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?


Annnd... the friend pruning of the brain damaged rednecks from my hometown has begun. I friended you shitheads to see if you maybe changed over the past 20 years. I guess you can't fix stupid. I only pray, that attrition fixes the problem.

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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

How is the original image clearly neo-nazi propaganda? "Hillary is corrupt and loves money" is something literally every single republican believes. The star is the only thing that gives it neo-nazi connotations.

I don't know where it came from so I'm not necessarily disputing that /pol/ nazis made it, but the Trump campaign adding the star makes them even more anti-semitic than /pol/ which is quite a feat.

It's dogwhistling at it's finest. The people it was aimed at got the message loud and clear, all the while Trump can give some deniability. I wish reporters would seriously ask him how often her, or his subordinates, visit white supremacist sites. Like at every single interview/press conference. Just keep asking that one question.

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