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Sunswipe posted:You get to watch Jeri Ryan slink around in a skintight catsuit. So if you're into women, that's something. Just watch some porn man, it's a hell of a lot less embarrassing to get caught doing.
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Even better, watch the tng porn parody
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Hector Beerlioz posted:In the next jj movie Sulu is going to have gay sex I just read about that, but since you just meet his hubby and daughter without any other mention, any gay sex being had is purely in your imagination. I imagine gay sex is in your imagination quite often, though.
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Iron Crowned posted:Just watch some porn man, it's a hell of a lot less embarrassing to get caught doing. Agreed. Sunswipe posted:As an aside, I worked in a video rental place for a while, back when they existed. One customer only ever rented porn and Voyager tapes. It wasn't the porn I looked down on him for.
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criscodisco posted:I just read about that, but since you just meet his hubby and daughter without any other mention, any gay sex being had is purely in your imagination. I imagine gay sex is in your imagination quite often, though. Only with star trek characters
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Even better, watch the tng porn parody I still need to do that. For some reason, Bob's Boners is still higher on my list of Porn I really want to own.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Even better, watch the tng porn parody I hope they included the antennae on Troi's space vag. Betazoid slits are like brainwave wifi, so they need antennae to better work through walls and in the basement.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:06
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I remember reading for the tng porno they took a rejected script from the show and just inserted loving scenes throughout it.
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Wait, there's a Bob's Burgers porn parody? Holy poo poo.
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criscodisco posted:I just read about that, but since you just meet his hubby and daughter without any other mention, any gay sex being had is purely in your imagination. I imagine gay sex is in your imagination quite often, though. In JJ's Trek future, do you think that Sulu's hubby was able to conceive and carry their child? Male pregnancy being official canon would be most fanfic writers dream come true.
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criscodisco posted:Wait, there's a Bob's Burgers porn parody? Holy poo poo. Yeah, I heard they're in character the whole time!
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Didn't they hire a professional Picard lookalike for the talking scenes and a dick double for the porking?
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Sunswipe posted:In JJ's Trek future, do you think that Sulu's hubby was able to conceive and carry their child? Male pregnancy being official canon would be most fanfic writers dream come true. 'Junior' confirmed as a Star Trek prequel.
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Yeah but he has to birth the kid from his rear end like Kes but rear end muscles don't snap back like cooze muscles do, so most guys still adopt. Now all I can think about is Bob loving Jimmy Pesto.
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Cthulu Carl posted:'Junior' confirmed as a Star Trek prequel. It's all falling into place. 
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criscodisco posted:Yeah but he has to birth the kid from his rear end like Kes but rear end muscles don't snap back like cooze muscles do, so most guys still adopt. Welcome to every day of my life since March 6, 2011.
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It's surprisingly easy to find in it's entirety online. Sadly, Bob isn't paunchy enough and the restaurant layout is wrong. Also I refuse to believe Linda has bolt-on tits.
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criscodisco posted:It's surprisingly easy to find in it's entirety online. Sadly, Bob isn't paunchy enough and the restaurant layout is wrong. Also I refuse to believe Linda has bolt-on tits. Sorry that animation didn't translate into pornography as well as you would like.
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Sulu "adopted" his child in some far off human settlement. It's light years away. Who's going to complain?
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Iron Crowned posted:Sorry that animation didn't translate into pornography as well as you would like. I demand authenticity in my porn parodies
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I'm just saying surely there's some dumpy folks out there willing to gently caress on camera. The TNG parody set a new bar. I wonder how hard it would have been to get H. Jon Benjamin to do voice-over work for it.
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I mean, Ron Jeremy has a career, and they let that midget on Chelsea Lately do a fat chick porn. Finding a tall guy with a big spare tire isn't like finding the next Marilyn Monroe or anything.
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Tectonis posted:In one of those alternate universes Worf visited wrestling was real! Multiverse theory means everything is/was/will be real. Mark Henry hosed Mae Young and she gave birth to a rubber hand in real life? That's canon?
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I've been going through random Voyager episodes, and I've actually really liked them. Not great, but they're as good as good Trek. But I think I've figured out a trick that works most of the time when looking through the episode descriptions: -If it's a plot that seems like it could have been written as a TOS episode, it might be okay to watch. If you could imagine the story being transplanted with the TOS characters, it's good. -If it feels like it couldn't be a TOS episode and revolves way too much around the characters or setting of Voyager, it won't be good. -Notable exception: Year of Hell. Too much a Voyager-centric plot, but somehow great.
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I've passed out from drinking whike watching year of hell twice now, still haven't seen it
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've passed out from drinking whike watching year of hell twice now, still haven't seen it Year of Hell feels like it really compresses and amps up and elevates the sort of thing Voyager could have been from its initial concept to set it apart from the rest of Trek. Also, at the end of the day, there's a reset button that makes it into an imaginary/fanfic story vibe that lets them go crazy with whatever they want to do. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, it does sort of move by too quick, but there's something to it I sort of liked.
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Everyone's talking about the Rock in voyager, nobody talking about The Big Show in enterprise
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JediTalentAgent posted:It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, it does sort of move by too quick, but there's something to it I sort of liked. But instead of committing an entire year to a good premise, they make it a two-parter in the middle of the season? And the reset kills whatever consequences could have happened .
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JediTalentAgent posted:Year of Hell feels like it really compresses and amps up and elevates the sort of thing Voyager could have been from its initial concept to set it apart from the rest of Trek. Also, at the end of the day, there's a reset button that makes it into an imaginary/fanfic story vibe that lets them go crazy with whatever they want to do. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, it does sort of move by too quick, but there's something to it I sort of liked. Wasn't that story conceived of as being a whole season?
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Nobody talks about how Jolene Blalock makes Jeri Ryan look like warmed over garbage.
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Germstore posted:Nobody talks about how Jolene Blalock makes Jeri Ryan look like warmed over garbage. That's cause no one has seen enterprise
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Germstore posted:Nobody talks about how Jolene Blalock makes Jeri Ryan look like warmed over garbage. Always thought Blalock looked a bit weird, tbh.
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Tears In A Vial posted:Everyone's talking about the Rock in voyager, nobody talking about The Big Show in enterprise I thought he was CGI.
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FilthyImp posted:It feels like it should have been VOY's BoBW. Just like Q foreshadows the immense danger of the Borg, timeslipping Kes mentions YoH and the people lost to it. The only downside to doing a full season of Year of Hell would be that if you're hitting that reset button with zero repercussions, you've wasted the audiences time, maybe. A half-season Year of Hell that sort of pulled a stunt that they're still dong some of the stuff that they would have during Year of Hell, but for the second half now we're seeing it from the perspective of how different their interactions are due to the fixed timeline. An excuse to reuse costumes, make-up effects, sets, effects, etc.
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Jolene Blalock doesn't look real. She looks like that time in Mars Attacks! when the alien dressed up as Tim Burton's wife and went to the white house.
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JediTalentAgent posted:A half-season Year of Hell that sort of pulled a stunt that they're still dong some of the stuff that they would have during Year of Hell, but for the second half now we're seeing it from the perspective of how different their interactions are due to the fixed timeline. An excuse to reuse costumes, make-up effects, sets, effects, etc. Like, if Kes was supposed to get written off, why not have her be the first casualty of the TimeLords? Now they know they're in for poo poo and don't have a convenient roadmap. At the end, you're left with a Voyager that's cemented some Proto-fed alliance, an altered model for the ship to reflect the patchwork fixes, and maybe some avenues for future character development. Which serves as a better foil for when they meet Captain Badass and the starship U.s.s. Alien Juicers.
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Enjoy Seven's silver catsuit thing while you can, it was so tight she almost passed out a couple of times so they had to retire it.
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Volcott posted:Enjoy Seven's silver catsuit thing while you can, it was so tight she almost passed out a couple of times so they had to retire it. The silver one was my favorite too. Very retro look.
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