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KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

i really have no clue what the hell is going on good god Bethesda

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El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

holy poo poo

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012



Its so beautiful

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
It just works.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Morrowind is a perfect game with no flaws

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Xenothral posted:

Morrowind is a perfect game with no flaws

ya jinxed it

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
amazing

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Hey there is the Morrowind I know!

Reco
Feb 26, 2011

enemy one body to the proximity Zan attack discard the power slap hit.
Nice. Good.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

now this is the morrowind I know

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
GOD jesus those skeletons spooked me

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Bethesda only creates stable and good games


Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!


It's everything I could have asked for

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

too beautiful for this world.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Macaluso posted:

GOD jesus those skeletons spooked me

yikes

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
man i wish they would do a morrowind remaster instead of a skyrim one

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
This guy is explaining every single thing that's happening and I still have no idea what's going on

Fogie
Mar 1, 2003

"your change, sir."

*dumps out till onto counter*

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

raditts posted:

So what are the Elder Scrolls and why is the first game called "Arena" when it doesn't appear that any arenas are involved?

Arena was originally just a gladiatorial combat game, but it feature creeped to the point where it was an epic adventure across a continent with no gladiatorial combat at all. They made up the name "The Elder Scrolls" because it sounded cool, with no thought as to what they were in the story (as it turned out in later games, Elder Scrolls were relics created at the beginning of time that mortals went insane when reading but occasionally allowed people to see the future and poo poo). They continued to call the game "Arena" because by the time they realized they had feature creeped the game to the point where that name no longer applied, all the promotional material for the game had already been printed. They justified this in the manual by saying something like "the land of Tamriel was so fraught with conflict that the people took to calling it "Arena."

Elder Scrolls lore is a hilarious mess.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

"Whoops, not supposed to be out of bounds yet"

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
That scampering animation :lol: Dub in the Flintstones running sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TudMykewh_I

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Pakled posted:

Arena was originally just a gladiatorial combat game, but it feature creeped to the point where it was an epic adventure across a continent with no gladiatorial combat at all. They made up the name "The Elder Scrolls" because it sounded cool, with no thought as to what they were in the story (as it turned out in later games, Elder Scrolls were relics created at the beginning of time that mortals went insane when reading but occasionally allowed people to see the future and poo poo). They continued to call the game "Arena" because by the time they realized they had feature creeped the game to the point where that name no longer applied, all the promotional material for the game had already been printed. They justified this in the manual by saying something like "the land of Tamriel was so fraught with conflict that the people took to calling it "Arena."

Elder Scrolls lore is a hilarious mess.

chim did it

ToiletDuckie
Feb 18, 2006
Erryday they hustlin'

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

I'm hyped as poo poo for the dwarf

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Mortimer posted:

I'm hyped as poo poo for the dwarf

The Dwarven stuff was rad as hell in Morrowind

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Grimey Drawer
CLIFFRACERS

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
that was actually a vampire

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
For some reason All I can think of is the Simpsons bit where homer's brother tells the auto designer to say the opposite of everything he just said. But like just the intonation

"Morrowind is a very...good game with extremely...well thought out design"

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

"They need to be politics'd"

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Khajiit Drone Strike

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

I think I missed something, what is he casting on the people that are following him?

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Xenothral posted:

I think I missed something, what is he casting on the people that are following him?

Speed buff I think

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

Xenothral posted:

I think I missed something, what is he casting on the people that are following him?

Go fast spell, so that they can actually keep up.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

New Concept Hole posted:

Speed buff I think


Elliotw2 posted:

Go fast spell, so that they can actually keep up.

Okay, that's what I thought, but wasn't sure.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
Just kill all the bad ones. - Khajit 2016

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
He keeps accidentally walking out of the world.

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

"They need to see the way"

*Shoots dude in head*

"Alright they're convinced"

This is a good run.

UraniumAnchor
May 21, 2006

Not a walrus.
https://twitter.com/uraniumanchor/status/751232076645404672

Just sayin'.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Remember, the player doing this is actually completely within the normal lore of ES games.

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

jetz0r posted:

Remember, the player doing this is actually completely within the normal lore of ES games.

TES lore is literally the dumbest of all video game lore, and that's saying a lot. :allears:

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