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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

SpacePig posted:

:confused:
I've never heard the first L pronounced in my life. I've always heard it more as "skookull"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnnTnFVaEVY

e: Wikipedia's best guess for the name is something like "hidden river" or "hideout creek"

Wow, that sure is a name and quite a twist on the Old Dutch. Turns out I was wrong, I couldn't pronounce it without hearing it first.

I'd ace it every time afterwards though, but not without laughing heartily. Skoe-kul.

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Data Graham posted:

I.e "skulk kill"

Would that be with a skul gun?

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

SpacePig posted:

:confused:
I've never heard the first L pronounced in my life. I've always heard it more as "skookull"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnnTnFVaEVY

e: Wikipedia's best guess for the name is something like "hidden river" or "hideout creek"

my dad says it schoolkill but he's from Nazareth and also pronounces "tiger" as "tagger" so I'm not surprised to learn that he says Schuylkill wrong actually

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

SpacePig posted:

On the other hand, though, there's a bridge out by Valley Forge...

I just learned that the American Airlines Space Freighter was named after a real place.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

InediblePenguin posted:

actually probably not, it's pronounced Schoolkill

edit: actually I was just assuming that's not the Dutch way because every other name with an -uy in it in the former New Netherland colony (Schuylerville, Stuyvesant, etc) has the -uy as rhyming with "fly" BUT since I don't speak Dutch, for all I know "Schoolkill" is right and every single other place is wrong :shrug:

Dutch person present. The original Dutch "ui" sound (ui is modern spelling, uy is a leftover from the spelling a few centuries ago) is a sound that does not at all exist in the English language, nor in most other languages. Some people would say it's the vowel of "out". This is not true. Some would say it rhymes with "fly". This is not true. Some would say it's similar to French "eu" or "oeu". This is not true. All of these examples get somewhat close, but none of them are really correct.

Here's a short blog by someone who claims it took them 6 months, several teachers, and a lot of determination in order to finally learn how to pronounce it:
http://blogs.transparent.com/dutch/the-ui-conundrum/

And it has some links to spoken examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KX_bQ05Ju8

Apparently it's so unusual that for non-Dutch it's even hard to hear the distinction between the ui and similar but different vowels. So if you think it sounds like 'ou' or 'y' or whatever, you are probably wrong.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Gromit posted:

I just learned that the American Airlines Space Freighter was named after a real place.

Americans would recognize it as a place where the Continental Army spent a particularly crappy winter.

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.
http://i.imgur.com/E3K8mym.mp4

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Haha don't gently caress with the blowholes.

A lot of people jump down those and die. :smith:

Jesus Rocket
Apr 25, 2003

Nuebot posted:

Haha don't gently caress with the blowholes.

A lot of people jump down those and die. :smith:

So what you're saying is that once in a while a corpse will get shot out of the blowhole? Surprise corpse!

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Dutch person present. The original Dutch "ui" sound (ui is modern spelling, uy is a leftover from the spelling a few centuries ago) is a sound that does not at all exist in the English language, nor in most other languages. Some people would say it's the vowel of "out". This is not true. Some would say it rhymes with "fly". This is not true. Some would say it's similar to French "eu" or "oeu". This is not true. All of these examples get somewhat close, but none of them are really correct.

Here's a short blog by someone who claims it took them 6 months, several teachers, and a lot of determination in order to finally learn how to pronounce it:
http://blogs.transparent.com/dutch/the-ui-conundrum/

And it has some links to spoken examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KX_bQ05Ju8

Apparently it's so unusual that for non-Dutch it's even hard to hear the distinction between the ui and similar but different vowels. So if you think it sounds like 'ou' or 'y' or whatever, you are probably wrong.

so basically "Stuyvesant's pronounced wrong too, just wrong in a different way than Schuylkill" (where by "wrong" I mean "pronouncing it differently than the original Dutch" -- obviously all the pronunciations are, in fact, correct since they're how people say the things)?

Thanks for the links!

(what I was trying to express in my original post was that the person I was replying to wasn't going to be at any advantage in pronouncing the American placename just because they're Dutch -- the American placenames aren't pronounced like the Dutch ones)

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Jesus Rocket posted:

So what you're saying is that once in a while a corpse will get shot out of the blowhole? Surprise corpse!

More they think they'll get shot out like in a cartoon but once they're down there they can't get back out and the currents smash them against rocks until a pulpy sack of human goo drifts out of the other end of the blow hole. Often someone else will jump in the crazy dangerous water to try and save the first person leading to multiple deaths.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCumH8LRo1A&t=69s

It's uncanny.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
While I missed the uncanny relationship, I'm glad I'm not the only old retard left on the forums who still loves Mr. Show.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

While I missed the uncanny relationship, I'm glad I'm not the only old retard left on the forums who still loves Mr. Show.

There's at least 3 of us

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

While I missed the uncanny relationship, I'm glad I'm not the only old retard left on the forums who still loves Mr. Show.

What are you talking about? I think basically everybody likes Mr Show

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

I was thinking Keith Apicary. I doubt this guy can dance though.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


SpacePig posted:

:confused:
I've never heard the first L pronounced in my life. I've always heard it more as "skookull"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnnTnFVaEVY

e: Wikipedia's best guess for the name is something like "hidden river" or "hideout creek"

So Frank Reynolds was right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W3jl0S67WU&t=84s

Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.
https://gfycat.com/InsistentCarefreeHarborseal.gifv

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Carbon dioxide posted:

Dutch person present. The original Dutch "ui" sound (ui is modern spelling, uy is a leftover from the spelling a few centuries ago) is a sound that does not at all exist in the English language, nor in most other languages. Some people would say it's the vowel of "out". This is not true. Some would say it rhymes with "fly". This is not true. Some would say it's similar to French "eu" or "oeu". This is not true. All of these examples get somewhat close, but none of them are really correct.

Here's a short blog by someone who claims it took them 6 months, several teachers, and a lot of determination in order to finally learn how to pronounce it:
http://blogs.transparent.com/dutch/the-ui-conundrum/

And it has some links to spoken examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KX_bQ05Ju8

Apparently it's so unusual that for non-Dutch it's even hard to hear the distinction between the ui and similar but different vowels. So if you think it sounds like 'ou' or 'y' or whatever, you are probably wrong.

Every time I hear Dutch, it just sounds like an what English must sound like to a non-English speaker.

In that video, I just heard someone talking in their sleep in English.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Non Serviam posted:

There's at least 3 of us

Please

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wasabi the J posted:

Every time I hear Dutch, it just sounds like an what English must sound like to a non-English speaker.

It makes me feel like I have a brain injury. I should be able to understand this “English”, but I find myself unable to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeC1yAaWG34

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
How about an Englishman inexplicably speaking English like he thinks a Dutch person would?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Carbon dioxide posted:

Dutch person present. The original Dutch "ui" sound (ui is modern spelling, uy is a leftover from the spelling a few centuries ago) is a sound that does not at all exist in the English language, nor in most other languages. Some people would say it's the vowel of "out". This is not true. Some would say it rhymes with "fly". This is not true. Some would say it's similar to French "eu" or "oeu". This is not true. All of these examples get somewhat close, but none of them are really correct.

Here's a short blog by someone who claims it took them 6 months, several teachers, and a lot of determination in order to finally learn how to pronounce it:
http://blogs.transparent.com/dutch/the-ui-conundrum/

And it has some links to spoken examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KX_bQ05Ju8

Apparently it's so unusual that for non-Dutch it's even hard to hear the distinction between the ui and similar but different vowels. So if you think it sounds like 'ou' or 'y' or whatever, you are probably wrong.

Sounds like äü to me.

You guys really need a spelling reform.

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DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
There's 24 goons who like Mr Show, and that's that.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

InediblePenguin posted:

so basically "Stuyvesant's pronounced wrong too, just wrong in a different way than Schuylkill" (where by "wrong" I mean "pronouncing it differently than the original Dutch" -- obviously all the pronunciations are, in fact, correct since they're how people say the things)?

Thanks for the links!

(what I was trying to express in my original post was that the person I was replying to wasn't going to be at any advantage in pronouncing the American placename just because they're Dutch -- the American placenames aren't pronounced like the Dutch ones)
This is why I argue that "Hans Brinker", as in the name of the book that has the story about the Dutch kid who stopped a dike leak by putting his finger in the hole, should always pronounced in English, preferably with an American accent. Even when speaking in Dutch.

The story was written by an American author who's never even been to Holland, everything she wrote is from 2nd hand information. Trying to pronounce the name with a Dutch accent just propagates the falsehood believed by many, that this is some kind of traditional Dutch story. As far as I'm concerned that's a historical lie, and it annoys me.

It's gone so far that some people have put statues of the kid at the dike in tourist spots in the Netherlands in order to please the American tourists. And I've even met Dutch people who never looked it up, and believed the Americans who claimed it was a traditional Dutch tale.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Everyone likes Mr Show. In the Top 3 sketch shows for me, along with the Pythons and Kids In The Hall.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




http://i.imgur.com/efySqkd.mp4

Even the cat thinks it's time for an intervention!

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Where did they get my cat?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Regalingualius posted:

How the gently caress did that even happen? You'd think an underwater tunnel would be a place where you'd want everything to be completely uniform.

The original tunnel was built for horses and carts, complete with 45-degree bends at each end to stop them bolting when they saw daylight. The second bore was added in the sixties. Those bends are actually the problem too - while it's big enough to accomodate 4m-high lorries they have to move to the centre of the road to make it through (because it's circular rather than square in cross-section).

As to expanding it - lolno. There's a massive amount of services (power and data lines) between north and south London running through it, so there's no way to even start without moving all of those (and the southbound bore is already full), then when you do start you're dealing with a Victorian (well strictly Edwardian) structure, it's brick surrounded by iron with portland cement holding it altogether, it' would be easier to drill through granite. Also you'd need to close the busiest river crossing in central London for 5 years.

There's been a proposal to put in a third bore to replace it for years now, and there's a reserved alignment for it, but you're still talking massive amounts of cash just because truckers are too dumb to take the Woolwich Ferry.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Quality animation from the new Powerpuff Girls.



Well done.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:

Every time I hear Dutch, it just sounds like an what English must sound like to a non-English speaker.

In that video, I just heard someone talking in their sleep in English.
Anyone got that audio of some guy playing an accordion and (sort of) singing in Dutch while drawing out every word and trying to sound as ridiculous as possible?

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Celery Face posted:

Anyone got that audio of some guy playing an accordion and (sort of) singing in Dutch while drawing out every word and trying to sound as ridiculous as possible?

I don't know, but that reminds me of the bit where some Norwegian guy who doesn't know any Dutch takes an audio clip from an ancient bit of Dutch stand-up comedy, and does silly things while attempting to lip-sync it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yO9QzUzF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZNuwAK-dc

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
It was a good show david cross is funny sometimes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02Eedpn1HI

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Here's Jamie Lannister putting on a dutch accent..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlQM5qzWaT4&t=425s

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Carbon dioxide posted:

This is why I argue that "Hans Brinker", as in the name of the book that has the story about the Dutch kid who stopped a dike leak by putting his finger in the hole, should always pronounced in English, preferably with an American accent. Even when speaking in Dutch.

The story was written by an American author who's never even been to Holland, everything she wrote is from 2nd hand information. Trying to pronounce the name with a Dutch accent just propagates the falsehood believed by many, that this is some kind of traditional Dutch story. As far as I'm concerned that's a historical lie, and it annoys me.

It's gone so far that some people have put statues of the kid at the dike in tourist spots in the Netherlands in order to please the American tourists. And I've even met Dutch people who never looked it up, and believed the Americans who claimed it was a traditional Dutch tale.

Your official Dutch mascot should be Mannekin Pis, then. You can put that little peeing baby dick on all your merchandise.

Or Zwarte Piet, for true unfiltered Shadenfreude.

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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
^^^the mannequin piss is in Brussels, Belgium

DavidAlltheTime posted:

There's 24 goons who like Mr Show, and that's that.

That's the highest number alright.

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