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Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
My god, doctor! Someone's been playing a game of Spore in the patient's chest cavity!

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Avskum
Jul 27, 2009

:smugfrog:
Only a C rank? Should have prayed harder to satan

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

I can see now that this was not hyperbole lol.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I forgot about the bomb

IT'S NOT EVEN SURGERY. If you wanted a nerve-wracking bomb defusing game then go make one

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Oh poo poo when do they teach you how to defuse bombs in med school

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

Holy poo poo. I'm into this

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
"You a bomb defusal technician?"

"No, I'm a doctor."

"Eh, close enough."

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
someone speedrun Life and Death

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
The bomb maker was a big fan of Lawnmower Man.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
I tend to play games on hard difficulties, but I can't imagine playing these on anything above normal.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
I vaguely recall this episode of Game Grumps.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Who needs eyes to surgery?

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
The good news is that you'll live.
The great news is also that I knit you a sweater over your right lung.

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
It's pretty great seeing this game that took me weeks to get through just absolutely destroyed like this.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

The Rokstar posted:

It's pretty great seeing this game that took me weeks to get through just absolutely destroyed like this.

Heh, it's not the DS version or New Blood though.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I'm up, we watching Trauma "fuckin' hell this game is hard" Center, all good.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Small alien-looking things floating around constantly lacerating your insides would probably be a pretty unpleasant experience.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
This mission is loving BULLSHIT on the DS version because you also have to cut the doritos out instead of just being able to pull them out, and you have to do multiple patients with them.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Kanfy posted:

Small alien-looking things floating around constantly lacerating your insides would probably be a pretty unpleasant experience.

how do you feel about lung spiders

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

elentar posted:

how do you feel about lung spiders

Satanic lung spiders at that.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Tiler Kiwi posted:

IN THE YEAR 20XX, THE AGE OF OBAMACARE

patient: doctor my arm hurts
nurse: doctor i think we should start off with an xray and conduct some diagnostic checks
doctor: ^revving up chainsaw^ hail satan

I enjoyed this post

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Please remove these sardines from my heart

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i think if you open a hearrt and its full of sardines you should just slide the dude into an incinerator

John McClane
Nov 14, 2011

Rorus Raz posted:

Please remove these sardines from my heart

The girls in the new love live are cute but the lyrics are getting kinda weird

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Elliotw2 posted:

This mission is loving BULLSHIT on the DS version because you also have to cut the doritos out instead of just being able to pull them out, and you have to do multiple patients with them.

Yeah I've only ever played the DS version. You can do it in one healing touch there too but it's extremely loving hard and I've only ever gotten it like once.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i think if you open a hearrt and its full of sardines you should just slide the dude into an incinerator

It would save a lot of time during these surgeries, at least. "Oh, this guy has 12 different kinds of killer viruses in his body, no way we could save him, so gently caress it" <presses button, pit opens and fire starts>

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

And you thought those triangle peg games had no application to real life.

Tunahead
Mar 26, 2010

I'm just going to assume "deaf Terra" is just Terra from FFVI, wandering around inside the patient's torso, yelling "WHAT? SPEAK UP, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU", keeping them up all night.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Like seriously, the second I hear "your stomach has tumor angels" I'd just ask for euthanasia.

EDIT: I forgot about the fire spider that makes webs in your heart :v:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
and now it's on fire, great

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
how much health does this thing have

Avskum
Jul 27, 2009

:smugfrog:

Dias posted:

and now it's on fire, great

Hail satan

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
*me, waking up from anesthesia*: doctor doctor i thought i woke up and saw you doing something wierd
doctor: ahaha the compound we used may cause some confusion so dont worry
me: i saw you fighting a fire alien on my heart and making devil signs with the nurse
doctor: ahaha well i did go to college

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Good news: we've found out why you have chronic heartburn
Bad news: it's a flaming spider nesting in your heart.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Elliotw2 posted:

Good news: we've found out why you have chronic heartburn
Bad news: it's a flaming spider nesting in your heart.
It's okay though, we killed most of the babies

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
That was a good run, the commentary kept it from getting repetitive.

Tunahead
Mar 26, 2010

I would have thought the French boxing spider would defend itself by punching the doctor in the face instead of shooting fire everywhere, but I suppose that's why they don't pay me the big bucks.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



I am going to buy Trauma Center: Second Opinion thanks to that run

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Buy all four games and a spare DS and Wii remotes, cause you'll need them.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I played the DS one and that game is hard. Like, the latter missions are a struggle, and if you're trying for rank...It's fun tho.

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