|
Woe is the yard that has 6 inch deep leaves on it!
|
#
?
Jul 7, 2016 15:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 00:28 |
|
|
Just get minorities to do it like any good God fearing white man
|
|
#
?
Jul 7, 2016 15:42
|
|
|
ded posted:Woe is the yard that has 6 inch deep leaves on it! then it's lawnmower time
|
|
#
?
Jul 7, 2016 19:11
|
|
|
Talking about thallium poisoning in another thread and this gem came up from the wikipedia pagequote:In June 2004, 25 Russian soldiers earned Honorable Mentions in the Darwin Awards after becoming ill from thallium exposure when they found a can of mysterious white powder in a rubbish dump on their base at Khabarovsk in the Russian Far East. Oblivious to the danger of misusing an unidentified white powder from a military dump site, the conscripts added it to tobacco, and used it as a substitute for talcum powder on their feet Ioseph #1: Hrm, what's this weird white powder we found in the rubbish. Ioseph #2: Dunno man, better smoke it in case it's drugs. Ioseph #1: Sounds good to me tovarisch, I might put some on my feet as well. Ioseph #2: well I mean really, why wouldn't you? За здоровье!
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 01:31
|
|
|
Speaking of Russians ingesting harmful substances, I remember reading about how a group of Russian POWs were liberated in WWII. Near the camp was a rail car leaking kerosene. Upon smelling it, the Russians yelled "Vodka! Vodka!" and proceeded to imbibe. Naturally, all ended up violently ill and a few ended up dead.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 02:24
|
|
|
I heard about gulag prisoners eating a barrel of lend-lease machine grease, and living.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 02:28
|
|
|
The MiG-25 supposedly uses a ridiculous amount of ethanol for cooling, so at some point presumably some Russian general rubbed his chin and said "...yeah. Jet that requires a bunch of nearly-pure alcohol. Maintained on the airfields by bored Russians. Sounds good. Ship it. I'mma gonna go get drunk now."
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 02:44
|
|
|
hogmartin posted:The MiG-25 supposedly uses a ridiculous amount of ethanol for cooling, so at some point presumably some Russian general rubbed his chin and said "...yeah. Jet that requires a bunch of nearly-pure alcohol. Maintained on the airfields by bored Russians. Sounds good. Ship it. I'mma gonna go get drunk now." Even if you believe nothing else written by defector-turned-author Viktor Suvorov (and there's a good case that all the important stuff is bullshit), you should believe that the MIG-25 was nicknamed "the flying kitchen" because of the ethanol based cooling system
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 03:44
|
|
|
Pokemon Go came out yesterday and I guess you walk around your town and find pokemans or something and they level up based on how much you walk or some poo poo I dunno. Anyway a buddy of mine in the Army just told me they already had a dude get in a bit of trouble for using a Blackhawk to try and catch 'em all. Said dude was hovering over the PX in a no fly zone.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 16:12
|
|
|
Terrible Robot posted:Pokemon Go came out yesterday and I guess you walk around your town and find pokemans or something and they level up based on how much you walk or some poo poo I dunno. That's amazing. There was some YouTube person in Bristol, UK who did a video of him playing it and it took him to some rough neighborhood called St. Johns, he then showed the Wikipedia page in the video showing that it was known for having riots against the police, a huge heroin addiction problem, and a bunch of other issues. Mekchu fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jul 8, 2016 |
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 16:44
|
|
|
Terrible Robot posted:Pokemon Go came out yesterday and I guess you walk around your town and find pokemans or something and they level up based on how much you walk or some poo poo I dunno. Ft. Hood? My friend was saying he kept seeing a blackhawk flying super low all over base yesterday morning
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 17:00
|
|
|
Terrible Robot posted:Pokemon Go came out yesterday and I guess you walk around your town and find pokemans or something and they level up based on how much you walk or some poo poo I dunno. Army Blackhawks are not single pilot aircraft, so for that to be true, there would have to have been at least two idiots going along with it, and probably ignoring crew chiefs in the back going "this is a bad idea, sir."
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 17:15
|
|
|
WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Army Blackhawks are not single pilot aircraft, so for that to be true, there would have to have been at least two idiots going along with it, and probably ignoring crew chiefs in the back going "this is a bad idea, sir." or crew chiefs saying "i just got a pikachus"
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 17:34
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/pamwishbow/status/750942095041376257
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 17:35
|
|
|
You gotta really want to catch the jiggly puff or diglet.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 18:35
|
|
|
Booblord Zagats posted:Ft. Hood? My friend was saying he kept seeing a blackhawk flying super low all over base yesterday morning Yup
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 18:56
|
|
|
chemosh6969 posted:or crew chiefs saying "i just got a pikachus" Yeah, you're probably right "No slide right I got a pokemans on that lady's head!" Or whatever, I don't know how the game works
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 19:07
|
|
|
I'm waiting for the first person to get busted trying to sneak their phone into a SCIF because they just know there have gotta be some good Pokemon chilling in there.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 19:19
|
|
|
WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Yeah, you're probably right Basically, wandering anywhere within a populated area (so the middle of nowhere in the Sahara probably won't work) causes Pokemon to randomly appear for you to catch. Art installations, major landmarks and national monuments, churches, museums, plaques, etc. can all be stops to get more items like Pokeballs or gyms that you can capture by battling the owners' Pokemon with your own. So the Blackhawk guy was probably trying to hit every stop on the base as fast as possible by flying around.\\ Internet Wizard posted:I'm waiting for the first person to get busted trying to sneak their phone into a SCIF because they just know there have gotta be some good Pokemon chilling in there. Specific locations only have specific Pokemon appear more often as a general rule (like industrial areas have more industrial-themed Pokemon, lakes and oceans generate more water-type Pokemon, etc.), but you're probably going to see a ton of people staring at their phones at really inappropriate times more often, like during their job. Or they'll run smack into a shithead LT in an office. The worst part is that if you have the AR function turned on, it uses your phone camera to show the Pokemon in the real world moving around for you to fling Pokeballs at to capture. So people have already gotten suspicious looks because they looked like they were filming children at a playground or something. So imagine that happening around literally anything vaguely classified.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 20:47
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:imagine that happening around literally anything vaguely classified. Yeah that's the thing. You can't even have your phone with you in most classified areas, let alone out and catching Pokemon.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 21:08
|
|
|
Internet Wizard posted:Yeah that's the thing. You can't even have your phone with you in most classified areas, let alone out and catching Pokemon. Your typical pokemon probably hasn't been granted access to most classified areas, so it only makes sense you'd want to catch them.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 21:19
|
|
|
Internet Wizard posted:Yeah that's the thing. You can't even have your phone with you in most classified areas, let alone out and catching Pokemon. All Pokémon remain the property of the US Army and may not be removed from the facility without express written permission from the post commander
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 21:20
|
|
|
canyoneer posted:All Pokémon remain the property of the US Army and may not be removed from the facility without express written permission from the post commander I, Sgt Hawkins PFJ, request permission to recover 1x Mega Blastoise from the base orderly room with my LG G3 smartphone. I request this permission because 1. Collecting all Mega Evolutions of Kanto region starter Pokemon will improve my morale, and thus my operational effectiveness 2. It is imperative to OPSEC that Mega Blastoise, who comes equipped with Water Cannon, be removed from the area of sensitive electronics within the orderly room I trust you will find this rationale satisfactory and grant this permission. Submitted for your approval, sir.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 21:29
|
|
|
Drive out to top secret black ops site. Gate guards are like "Sir what the gently caress are you doing here." "WHERE THE gently caress IS MEWTWO"
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 21:32
|
|
|
chemosh6969 posted:Your typical pokemon probably hasn't been granted access to most classified areas, so it only makes sense you'd want to catch them. Since Pokémon are Japanese, the State Department would have cognizance over them, so access to classified shouldn't be a problem.
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 22:03
|
|
|
No matter what, I doubt any of us will sink to this level of dumb https://www.nknews.org/2013/05/white-power-and-apocalyptic-cults-pro-dprk-americans-revealed/
|
|
#
?
Jul 8, 2016 22:06
|
|
|
joat mon posted:Since Pokémon are Japanese, the State Department would have cognizance over them, so access to classified shouldn't be a problem. heyo
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 00:51
|
|
|
Clearance means nothing to Pokemon.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 11:41
|
|
|
According to Facebook trash, there is a gym in the white house being owned by a pidgeot named "Merica".
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 11:47
|
|
|
A Bad Poster posted:According to Facebook trash, there is a gym in the white house being owned by a pidgeot named "Merica". I hope it belongs to Obama
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 15:26
|
|
|
I could see obama getting Marine One to take him hunting pokemon
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 17:32
|
|
|
Reverand maynard posted:I could see obama getting Marine One to take him hunting pokemon Or him and his daughters 
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 17:42
|
|
  making dumb political statements in uniform, not just for white people anymore.
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 18:21
|
|
|
for god sakes, just let this world end.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 20:04
|
|
|
A Civilian at work wants to see a meteor to end it all. I called him a quitter.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 20:10
|
|
|
MassivelyBuckNegro posted:
Enjoy the Article 15, I guess.
|
|
#
?
Jul 9, 2016 21:01
|
|
|
Jesus, 2016 DoD Guidance on Political Activity just came out.
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2016 02:34
|
|
|
ElMaligno posted:A Civilian at work wants to see a meteor to end it all. Call the rest of us quitters then because gently caress this mess Meteor/SS-18 let it all burn
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2016 03:42
|
|
|
is this one referencing the cops who got shot by the crazy vet, or vets that become trigger happy cops? kinda a head scratcher
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2016 03:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 00:28 |
|
|
No gently caress you I want to live
|
|
#
?
Jul 10, 2016 03:48
|
|
