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Smirk
Sep 20, 2005

The truth never set me free so I'll do it myself.
Tamborine tree lopper may have lost toes in horror stump grinder accident

quote:

The stump grinder tore the steelcaps off the safety boots with the homeowner saying he could not see the extent of the injuries clearly because of the amount of blood.
I guess he should have been standing further from the machine - maybe two feet of distance? :downsrim:

Everything about dealing with trees seems like nightmare fuel - even once the tree is felled without crushing you, the wood chippers and stump grinders can still get you.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

:gonk: :allbuttons:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That's the NYSE, by the way.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Magical OSHA

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Jerry Cotton posted:

Magical OSHA



a lovely trick made much better by the gaffe

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Jerry Cotton posted:

Magical OSHA



What a strange trick.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

https://twitter.com/CITeam_ru/status/751870042174812160

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Did anyone manage to eject? Not that they'd probably fair any better if captured on the ground.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Baronjutter posted:

Did anyone manage to eject? Not that they'd probably fair any better if captured on the ground.

Most helicopters don't have ejection seats, as far as I know.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Cthulu Carl posted:

Most helicopters don't have ejection seats, as far as I know.

Don't know why, shooting the pilots up through the spinning rotor seems like an awesome idea!

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

The Locator posted:

Don't know why, shooting the pilots up through the spinning rotor seems like an awesome idea!
The Russians actually do have helicopters with ejection seats. The rotor blades have explosive bolts on them because it is indeed a bad idea to eject the pilot through the spinning rotor.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Hedenius posted:

The Russians actually do have helicopters with ejection seats. The rotor blades have explosive bolts on them because it is indeed a bad idea to eject the pilot through the spinning rotor.

Not if you time it right.:pseudo:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cthulu Carl posted:

Most helicopters don't have ejection seats, as far as I know.

You can eject yourself without an ejection seat as long as the thing has, like, doors. And then you fall to the ground and die :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I remember reading about a lot of accidental ejections during my lifetime. I wonder if, with modern military planes, more have crashed due to the pilot accidentally launching themselves into orbit than due to having been shot down?



The most infamous one I remember was the Polish pilot who ejected himself but the plane kept going, ran out of fuel in Belgium (I think) and killed a dude by demolishing the house it hit.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
Not really OSHA, but just found out my father in law noticed today that his gas grill was still on from the last use on the 4th. When it's connected to the home gas line, I suppose it will go forever like some sort of patriotic eternal flame.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Jerry Cotton posted:

The most infamous one I remember was the Polish pilot who ejected himself but the plane kept going, ran out of fuel in Belgium (I think) and killed a dude by demolishing the house it hit.

There was a less fatal, but still pretty OSHA version of that in the US, called the Cornfield Bomber.

The pilot ejected from an out of control jet, which then righted itself and flew on without him until it ran out of fuel and landed in a field.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Weembles posted:

There was a less fatal, but still pretty OSHA version of that in the US, called the Cornfield Bomber.

The pilot ejected from an out of control jet, which then righted itself and flew on without him until it ran out of fuel and landed in a field.

Less fatal than the one where one dude was killed, yes :cheeky:

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Sup, thread

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slap me silly
Nov 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Nitrox posted:

Sup, thread



Winner

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble

Nitrox posted:

Sup, thread



Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Weembles posted:

There was a less fatal, but still pretty OSHA version of that in the US, called the Cornfield Bomber.

The pilot ejected from an out of control jet, which then righted itself and flew on without him until it ran out of fuel and landed in a field.

Best thing about the Cornfield Bomber is that the Air Force put it in their museum so you can go check that sumbitch out for free anytime.

EDIT: Or maybe that it was in such good condition, they put it back into service for a while.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Jerry Cotton posted:

I remember reading about a lot of accidental ejections during my lifetime. I wonder if, with modern military planes, more have crashed due to the pilot accidentally launching themselves into orbit than due to having been shot down?



The most infamous one I remember was the Polish pilot who ejected himself but the plane kept going, ran out of fuel in Belgium (I think) and killed a dude by demolishing the house it hit.

http://youtu.be/E5Hrvza9FkM

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Nitrox posted:

Sup, thread



Alright, what is going on here?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Unless there's a vent cut into the wall, the AC is dumping hot air into the room in addition to cold.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Nitrox posted:

Sup, thread



Never buy a reverse cycle again using this one weird trick - A/C manufacturers hate him!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Airborne Viking posted:

Alright, what is going on here?

One side of the room to cool off, the other side of the room when you want to warm up!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Airborne Viking posted:

Alright, what is going on here?

It looks like a heat pump/air conditioner, but the part on the right is supposed to be outside. With both parts on the inside, it is roughly as efficient at cooling (or heating) as a refrigerator with the door open.

bssoil
Mar 21, 2004

Nitrox posted:

Sup, thread



Looks like that belongs in the lifehacks thread

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

An all-indoor setup might work if you put them in separate rooms.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

SynthOrange posted:

An all-indoor setup might work if you put them in separate rooms.

Ah yes. The "gently caress you, got mine" rule of home AC.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

It's always good to have a woman who you can make do the heavy lifting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzuykbvgqWA

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Kaluza-Klein posted:

Not really OSHA, but just found out my father in law noticed today that his gas grill was still on from the last use on the 4th. When it's connected to the home gas line, I suppose it will go forever like some sort of patriotic eternal flame.

My brother has been living in his current house for about 10 years now and every now and then he'd get a faint whiff of gas in the kitchen, even when he hadn't been using the gas grill at all. It was only ever a tiny faint whiff of gas and it barely ever happened so he never got around to looking into it. Last year he finally decided to get a plumber to check it out and the guy discovered that when the house was being built someone put a nail right through the pressurised gas line but it was only when the weather got to a certain temperature that the copper pipe expanded enough to emit some gas.

Now that's a slow leak.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

My brother has been living in his current house for about 10 years now and every now and then he'd get a faint whiff of gas in the kitchen, even when he hadn't been using the gas grill at all. It was only ever a tiny faint whiff of gas and it barely ever happened so he never got around to looking into it. Last year he finally decided to get a plumber to check it out and the guy discovered that when the house was being built someone put a nail right through the pressurised gas line but it was only when the weather got to a certain temperature that the copper pipe expanded enough to emit some gas.

Now that's a slow leak.

My parents built their home 10 years ago, but they don't actually live in it and it stands empty for majority of the year. Weirdly enough they would pay huge electricity bills, to the point that they thought that the neighbor was stealing it. So, my dad one time started looking around for the causes and found out a bit of a drill, left over by the construction people, that was stuck in the power cable and some casings, I think. Apparently it was there since house was built and was causing all the issues.

I guess it's always the little things and you can't predict what surprises other people will leave you with

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

I remember reading about a lot of accidental ejections during my lifetime. I wonder if, with modern military planes, more have crashed due to the pilot accidentally launching themselves into orbit than due to having been shot down?
One of the handful of incidents with the early JAS-39 Gripen was due to the design of the ejection handle. It's located between the legs of the pilot, and on early models the handle was too short and the pilot's legs would press against it. During a high-G maneuver the pilot's legs got pushed up against the handle and he accidentally ejected from the plane.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


Fallows posted:

Why did he tie the top part of the tree to the bottom?
Sorry, last page but since this wasn't answered - the groundman hosed up. The rope is a set of blocks, and the groundman was supposed to let the top fall and slowly arrest it on its way to the ground in a controlled manner. Instead, he held the rope fast and the man standing 80' up paid for it.

In the video you can hear the groundman yell "SORRY!"

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

JB50 posted:

One side of the room to cool off, the other side of the room when you want to warm up!

Facebook Aunt posted:

It looks like a heat pump/air conditioner, but the part on the right is supposed to be outside. With both parts on the inside, it is roughly as efficient at cooling (or heating) as a refrigerator with the door open.
Jesus christ :cripes:

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Jerry Cotton posted:

The most infamous one I remember was the Polish pilot who ejected himself but the plane kept going, ran out of fuel in Belgium (I think) and killed a dude by demolishing the house it hit.
Wikipedia article

quote:

The incident started as a routine training flight. Colonel Nikolai Skuridin, the pilot, departed from the Soviet Bagicz Airbase near Kołobrzeg, Poland. During takeoff, the afterburner failed and the engine began losing power. At an altitude of 150 meters and descending, the pilot assumed he had a complete engine failure and ejected without incident. The engine had not failed completely, and the aircraft remained airborne, flying on autopilot in a westerly direction.[1][2] The unmanned aircraft left Polish airspace, crossing into the airspace of East Germany and then West Germany, where it was intercepted by a pair of U.S. Air Force F-15s of the 32d Tactical Fighter Squadron, of the United States Air Forces Europe, stationed at Soesterberg Air Base in the Netherlands.[3] As the MiG-23 crossed into Dutch airspace the F-15 pilots reported the plane having no pilot, radioing "There is definitely no pilot in the plane" and continuing the intercept into Belgian airspace. The escorting F-15s were instructed to down the plane over the North Sea. As the MiG ran out of fuel, it started a slow turn to the south. The French Air Force put armed Mirage fighters on readiness in case the MiG approached French territory. After flying over 900 km (560 mi) the MiG crashed into a house, killing a Belgian teenager.[1]

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staplegun
Sep 21, 2003

This was one of the recommended links while I was watching some of those exploding tire videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f62Z8Ev9OXA

drat, now i wanna see more out of control truck tires just rolling over/through everything.

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