- misty mountaintop
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When our eyeballs touch it gives me a tingle.
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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as we parted ways she put her finger to her lips, telling me to be quiet, and then she lovingly poked at my eyeballs, sensuously gouging and fondling them and causing my eyes to well up with tears, and only after several minutes did she stop, quietly whispering goodbye.
It was many months later that i got over my heartbreak at losing her, and several years more before i regained my sight.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:12
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I didn't even have to look at her, I could feel her eyes all over me... rolling across my back and scratching me behind the ear.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:33
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- City of Glompton
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Try new Sexeye© eyedrops, for moist, sensual eyes your lover can't resist!
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Jul 13, 2016 20:45
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(unsurprisingly, the "warming" line of Sexeye© eyedrops was an unmitigated disaster)
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Jul 13, 2016 20:47
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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when our navels align laterally, i can feel it
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Jul 13, 2016 21:40
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boob contact
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Jul 13, 2016 21:49
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please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting them on a peeled grape if you need practice.
City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jul 14, 2016
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Jul 13, 2016 23:05
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- bean mom
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she checked herself; it was time to wreck
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Jul 13, 2016 23:23
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting then on a peeled grape if you need practice.
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Jul 13, 2016 23:45
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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If your vision lasts for more than four hours, please see your doctor and let him know the new glasses work wonderfully and that you appreciate the work he has done.
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Jul 13, 2016 23:58
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- Piso Mojado
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motorcycles. motorcycles are sexier
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Jul 14, 2016 01:18
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Smiles. Eye contact and great smiles are heart-melting. And knee-melting.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jul 14, 2016 01:20
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who needs eye contact when your face is completely hidden behind your custom made dura-dura!! cat ears motorcycle helmet
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Jul 14, 2016 01:20
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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who needs eye contact when your face is completely hidden behind your custom made dura-dura!! cat ears motorcycle helmet
Sounds very sexy. I would put my corneas all over that helmet.
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Jul 14, 2016 01:26
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me: (slight eye cotact) "This baby here is a replica of Yamagata's T-461 from the blockbuster movie Akira. Need a lift?"
girl: *faints*
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Jul 14, 2016 01:43
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- Piso Mojado
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I suspect many byobs might struggle with making eye contact with the opposite sex. One trick for this is to look just slightly above their eyes and imagine a really funny thread on their foreheads.
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Jul 14, 2016 01:48
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- Piso Mojado
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(leaning in for a kiss) "goldmine, bithc"
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Jul 14, 2016 01:52
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- bean mom
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(leaning in for a kiss) "goldmine, bithc"
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Jul 14, 2016 01:53
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please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting then on a peeled grape if you need practice.
lol
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Jul 14, 2016 02:01
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I offered my shoulder to cry on but yuck I hate getting tears in my hair.
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Jul 14, 2016 02:06
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- bean mom
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don't get pink eye; avoid the stink eye
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Jul 14, 2016 02:07
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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sex
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Jul 14, 2016 02:24
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My mom got contacts for her eyes very early on. She had the actual glass ones, and she'd regularly drop them on the bathroom floor. As I was the one waiting for her to finally get out of there so I could get ready for school, I'd always be recruited to help her find it without scratching or breaking it.
So, no. Contacts are not sexy!
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Jul 14, 2016 02:28
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My mom got contacts for her eyes very early on. She had the actual glass ones, and she'd regularly drop them on the bathroom floor. As I was the one waiting for her to finally get out of there so I could get ready for school, I'd always be recruited to help her find it without scratching or breaking it.
So, no. Contacts are not sexy!
sure its not sexy if your mom does it
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Jul 14, 2016 02:28
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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please make sure to practice safe eye contact every time. daily disposable lenses are cheap, easy to use, and come in a variety of fun colors and styles. you can try inserting then on a peeled grape if you need practice.
who needs eye contact when your face is completely hidden behind your custom made dura-dura!! cat ears motorcycle helmet
me: (slight eye cotact) "This baby here is a replica of Yamagata's T-461 from the blockbuster movie Akira. Need a lift?"
girl: *faints*
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Jul 14, 2016 03:40
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lol
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Jul 14, 2016 13:18
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- MrWillsauce
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always wear protection when engaging in eye contact
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Jul 14, 2016 14:58
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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We millenials think we invented eye contact.
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Jul 14, 2016 15:10
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Hopefully Anti-seematism is not on the rise. I'll keep my peepers out
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Jul 14, 2016 15:24
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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lol
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