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A White Guy posted:In other news, the Philippines elected an actual gangster to be the president office. In a completely predictable turn of events, he's started advocating for people to murder drug users/drug dealers. I'm sure that the extrajudicial killings will be reasoned and totally not about petty vengeance, no sir. Did Saints Row 4 sell that well in the Philippines?
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Hoover Dam posted:Guy gets catfished, comes up with brilliant plan to spy for Russia to fund his fake girlfriend, and it ends even dumber than you expect. quote:JUSTICE explained his view that government is "there to protect you from outside aggressors and, and to settle internal disputes and that's it." quote:I could go to prison, I could go to prison for this. I could go to prison for non-payment of taxes, even though I'm sovereign, they still want me to pay taxes. This guy is just pretty spectacularly dumb in general, he sent over $20,000 to a Russian women he's never met in an insanely obvious scam. The FBI agent investigating this guy only had to use Facebook and Google reverse image search to find out the true identity of the women, that she lives with a boyfriend and kid, and has been passing along some European model's photographs to the guy.
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Jul 14, 2016 05:24
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A White Guy posted:*runs in, panting and sweaty* And their Foreign Secretary's name is 'Perfecto Yasay'! Sounds like a magician.
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Jul 14, 2016 09:09
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A White Guy posted:*runs in, panting and sweaty* and apparently the filipino drug lords are pooling their money to raise a 21 million dollar bounty on the guy
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FCKGW posted:yes let's film a standing subject in widescreen for no loving reason How's the weather where you live? Hot? Humid?
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Rebel Blob posted:Guess this guy is another sovereign citizen, at the very least a libertarian. Nice to worry about how unfair it is that the government might imprison you for not paying taxes when you think you are selling classified military information to the Russian government. At this point I feel they should be allowed to become sovereigns. Sign here and henceforth the government won't protect you or your property. It would be like a mix between the Running Man and Wipeout.
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Jul 14, 2016 13:03
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the british are and will always be the poo poo talking kings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACI9rHmmyI
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Jul 14, 2016 13:50
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Jul 14, 2016 13:56
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Karma Monkey posted:A glass skateboard? YouTube channel is Braille Skateboarding and this was on Skate Everything. People build boards and send it to them to try/break. Sometimes they play horse on the sturdier ones. They've done some dumb ones like the circular saw blade board. Here's an Xbox one, https://youtu.be/3BIrmPyxLLo
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Jul 14, 2016 14:00
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VanSandman posted:The gently caress is a Celsius I worked with a fifty-eight year old woman that was completely unaware that there was more than one unit of measurement for temperature, and didn't even know that the one used in the US is called fahrenheit. This wouldn't be as surprising if not for the fact that we were employed at a chemical research distributor where 90% of the product came from Germany, and therefore almost everything was in metric. She also once asked "Can we ship to Wyoming?" and when I asked why she asked that question in the first place she replied "Because of everything that's going on over there" I was never able to figure out where she thought Wyoming was.
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Jul 14, 2016 14:19
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I worked with a fifty-eight year old woman that was completely unaware that there was more than one unit of measurement for temperature, and didn't even know that the one used in the US is called fahrenheit. This wouldn't be as surprising if not for the fact that we were employed at a chemical research distributor where 90% of the product came from Germany, and therefore almost everything was in metric. Well you can understand where she's coming from, noted international hotspot Wyoming must be hell to get shipments to. 
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Jul 14, 2016 14:26
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I remember a loving Alvin & the Chipmunks cartoon in the 80s where they ended an episode with a "joke" about their halloween costumes looking like they were from "Mars!" "Venus!" "Wyoming!" Gave me the impression that that was a common type of gag at some godforsaken point.
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Jul 14, 2016 14:28
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Slugnoid posted:the british are and will always be the poo poo talking kings This may be a fairy tale but I've heard of an England Vs. Germany match where the English supporters musically chanted "If you won the second world war then please stand up" over and over again.
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Jul 14, 2016 14:39
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Jul 14, 2016 14:43
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Slugnoid posted:the british are and will always be the poo poo talking kings I was expecting a compilation video of Peter Capaldi's best lines from 'The Thick of It' but this is also acceptable.
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Indolent Bastard posted:This may be a fairy tale but I've heard of an England Vs. Germany match where the English supporters musically chanted "If you won the second world war then please stand up" over and over again. "Two world wars and one World Cup" is definitely a chant, and it led to a good commercial: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hosf86OLxM
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Jul 14, 2016 16:24
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I'm the schadenfreude today. Chromatic posted:I'm never buying any sugar free candy again. I impulse bought a 3.5oz bag of sugar free lemonheads yesterday and went through the whole thing as it was only 180 calories. I completely forgot that they can act as laxatives. In other news... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAKsGT9-XB0
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Jul 14, 2016 16:29
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Solice Kirsk posted:I love English news articles. They always have the best photos of everyone. My favorite was a mother holding a wet rag to her kids head because he had to go to school in a long sleeve uniform during a heat wave. Her face wracked with worry, his with apprehension. It was like 80 degrees out. I grew up in both ND and MN commuting back and forth. I've seen -63f and +106f. Somehow, I didn't die. Being out below -50f is interesting. You hear the trees exploding. Sounds like a shotgun. In AZ, 106f isn't that hot, but I found it quite stifling with the ridiculous humidity that ND has in the Red River Valley. My Grandma threw me out of the house to play no matter the temperature when we were in ND. Uphill walk to school both ways, etc.
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Yeah but what really interests me are people who live in climates that range from 48F on the low end to 83F on the upper end with a maximum variance in humidity of no more than 21% from high to low. Could someone please satisfy my interests for once?
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DandyLion posted:Yeah but what really interests me are people who live in climates that range from 48F on the low end to 83F on the upper end with a maximum variance in humidity of no more than 21% from high to low. Could someone please satisfy my interests for once? I live in San Diego ama
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Bobby Digital posted:I live in San Diego ama Is the zoo as awesome as I remember? Haven't been there since like 1991.
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Jul 14, 2016 18:02
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Ok I saw this...and it's almost to perfect, I can't believe it. "They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car," he said. "Not knowing anything, they set off on their little adventure." http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2016/07/muskegon_river_tubing_trip_tur.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
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Jul 14, 2016 18:04
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Ha, a river flows in a circle. That is some next level stupidity. Not to mention next level assholishness from the person that told them that and then watched them float away.
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Jul 14, 2016 18:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ha, a river flows in a circle. That is some next level stupidity. Not to mention next level assholishness from the person that told them that and then watched them float away. They probably meant that it flows in a horseshoe and there's a point where you can get off and walk back to your car across a short distance. That's how the most popular tubing river in my state works. Either way thinking a river is gonna take you back in a circle is really dumb and they should have questioned it. Its not Schlitterbahn. Most people tubing who are adults tend to get drunk though, so I can see them just kinda getting drunk and not realizing how far they'd drifted without getting out, and then suddenly you're completely lost.
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Also the stupidity of completely inexperienced people shoving off into a river on inner tubes like they're at a water park.
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Jul 14, 2016 18:34
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 Maybe that first big bend, but that's not much of a tube ride. Who knows, we're going off their word so they could have made that up to save themselves the embarrassment of not thinking of a way back.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is the zoo as awesome as I remember? Haven't been there since like 1991. It's pretty sweet but also super expensive. The Omaha zoo is better and way cheaper, but you also have to go to Omaha.
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Centripetal Horse posted:One of my all-time favorite news stories, which I've posted about in the past, involved a farmer and some missing chickens. The guy thought a fox was getting onto his property, because chickens kept disappearing, but he could never catch it in the act. The farmer staked out his chickens one night, and saw one of his cows wander over and snarf down an entire chicken. I feel bad(ish) for the chicken, but the image of a cow leaning down and chomping on a chicken cracks me up. 
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http://i.imgur.com/RU9G1yo.gifv Nailed the shot.
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Ragequit posted:http://i.imgur.com/RU9G1yo.gifv That ticker comment at the top messed the player up.
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I love this, because if she weren't constantly grabbing her butt I probably wouldn't have noticed her pants were torn and everything would've been fine anyways.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:I love this, because if she weren't constantly grabbing her butt I probably wouldn't have noticed her pants were torn and everything would've been fine anyways. Perhaps it was a rather weak live-action goatse attempt.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Perhaps it was a rather weak live-action goatse attempt.  Even has the ring. My hats off to you sir! 
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That's what I love about mantids. They give no fucks. Adorable alien lookin murder bugs.
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Did his phone got with her? I lose track of it.
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