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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Lol using pftcommentator is hilarious

these outrage porn compilations are terrible. People are so desperate to show everyone being racist and terrible for clicks that they end up quoting satiric and benign comments as being sexist/racist/etc.

A few years ago someone made one of those "homophobic reactions to blank" and the very first example was a noted gay rights activist having a laugh

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
My favorite was a guy trying really hard to end up on a list of people not getting the Final Four TeamStream channels. He made separate tweets accusing each one of being totally biased.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
These articles are lazy as poo poo and I'm so tired of them. You are cherry picking morons for clicks. There are 7 billion people in this world some have lovely opinions.

Then it echo chambers and people act like these morons are on every corner.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Spoeank posted:

These articles are lazy as poo poo and I'm so tired of them. You are cherry picking morons for clicks. There are 7 billion people in this world some have lovely opinions.

Then it echo chambers and people act like these morons are on every corner.

But enough about the Something Awful Sports Argument Stadium subforum.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I saw someone say the CFL was not great. I tried to quote it here but I just got too worked up and kept deleting it.


The CFL rules y'all.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Eifert Posting posted:

I saw someone say the CFL was not great. I tried to quote it here but I just got too worked up and kept deleting it.


The CFL rules y'all.

I think you meant to say Chris Carter's sperm rules.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
In response to the Miko Grimes thing.. from a Bucs board

quote:

She actually makes me sorry. When i was a kid, there was some crazy old lady in my neighbor. Me and my friend used you pick her up. Not seriously tho...like knock and run kinda ****.
Now when im thinking back, i feel little sorry for her even tho no one liked her cos she was pain in the rear end obviously.
Miko has exact same **** like her. Makes people annoying, saying bull**** over and over. Big difference is there was no internet, no twitter ****. Now she got all the hates from all over the world.
I can say that cos im Korean and some of NFL fans(altho its really rare) in here think she is mentally ****ed up person. Which is true at some point.
Im not backing up her tho. I just think she is a poor person.

I... uh... suppose Koreans are better at diagnosing people with mental illness?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


AAA DOLFAN posted:

I... uh... suppose Koreans are better at diagnosing people with mental illness?

Maybe its one of them things like when Koreans claim its harder for them to give birth or fans kill them because...of....Korean reasons.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Sash! posted:

Maybe its one of them things like when Koreans claim its harder for them to give birth or fans kill them because...of....Korean reasons.

The ancient Korean empire used to stretch all the way to the Middle East. True Story. But then the Egyptians beat them back by waving palm fronds at them.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
South Korea, Mainland China, the US and Russia should have a tournament to decide whose (non-violent) Nationalists are the most insuferable.

My money is on the Russians having been to all four but China is surging up the rankings.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eifert Posting posted:

South Korea, Mainland China, the US and Russia should have a tournament to decide whose (non-violent) Nationalists are the most insuferable.

My money is on the Russians having been to all four but China is surging up the rankings.

The Italian-American delegation would run the table.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Eifert Posting posted:

South Korea, Mainland China, the US and Russia should have a tournament to decide whose (non-violent) Nationalists are the most insuferable.

My money is on the Russians having been to all four but China is surging up the rankings.

I dunno Russia never had an academic declaring their language as perfect because of the word they use for rain

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I dunno Russia never had an academic declaring their language as perfect because of the word they use for rain

lol what's this about?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
If that's the criteria then that means Ferengi came straight from God.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I dunno Russia never had an academic declaring their language as perfect because of the word they use for rain

I would like to know more.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NC-17 posted:

lol what's this about?


Chichevache posted:

I would like to know more.

Tried to find it but there was this video from this crazy nationalist Korean professor talking about how the rest of the world fears the perfection of Korean language and how rain is an example because it is the phonetically perfect expression of rain

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

whypick1 posted:

If that's the criteria then that means Ferengi came straight from God.

Do you see how these humans makes their females wear clothes?!!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Tried to find it but there was this video from this crazy nationalist Korean professor talking about how the rest of the world fears the perfection of Korean language and how rain is an example because it is the phonetically perfect expression of rain

I think there is probably a very good paper to be written on Korean revenge films and lingering cultural trauma.






Boy, I'm glad I'm not in school anymore.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Ironic because of all the territories Japan invaded Korea was treated least awfully. Still really bad, of course, but Manchuria would probably tell them to rub some dirt on it.



Don't tell my wife I said that though.



Edit: I went to a Starcraft tournament in Seoul with a "Dokdo belongs to Terrans!" Sign and my biggest regret was that I never got it written in Korean.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Jul 18, 2016

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

I think there is probably a very good paper to be written on Korean revenge films and lingering cultural trauma.






Boy, I'm glad I'm not in school anymore.

I still really want to write a paper on how Cannibal Holocaust is one of the greatest expressions of self reflective cinematic art ever

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

Ironic because of all the territories Japan invaded Korea was treated least awfully. Still really bad, of course, but Manchuria would probably tell them to rub some dirt on it.



Don't tell my wife I said that though.



Edit: I went to a Starcraft tournament in Seoul with a "Dokdo belongs to Terrans!" Sign and my biggest regret was that I never got it written in Korean.

Is Jim Raynor elite?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I still really want to write a paper on how Cannibal Holocaust is one of the greatest expressions of self reflective cinematic art ever

Someone in CineD already did and it convinced me to watch the movie. They were right, it is brilliant. I don't know how anyone could watch that film and just dismiss it as gore porn.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

Someone in CineD already did and it convinced me to watch the movie. They were right, it is brilliant. I don't know how anyone could watch that film and just dismiss it as gore porn.

Its seriously one of the best movies ever made and I will defend it to the loving death.

EDIT: What I especially like about it is that no one who made the movie actually understands why its brilliant. Its a complete accidental masterpiece.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


NC-17 posted:

Do you see how these humans makes their females wear clothes?!!

I'd always heard primitive hew-mons lacked intelligence, but I had no idea they were this stupid!

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001



fuckin dindu country

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Happy to say I had to look up what dindu meant and jesus christ.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I thought he was just being really ignorant and misspelled "Hindu" before you said something

:negative:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Joey Freshwater posted:

Happy to say I had to look up what dindu meant and jesus christ.

I feel very conflicted about the places I have been online recently that I knew it right away

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Happy to say I had to look up what dindu meant and jesus christ.

Yeah, same, and then immediately cringed.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I feel very conflicted about the places I have been online recently that I knew it right away

Sometimes you gotta stare into the abyss, man

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I feel very conflicted about the places I have been online recently that I knew it right away

/pol/ has spread all over the internet

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

quote:

Dabo should ban team from rubbing The Rock
Posted: Sep 12, 2016 9:52 AM

This weekend(players and coaches). They need a fire lit under their *** and they should earn the right to take part in the Grandest Entrance In All Of College Football! None of them have given 110%(besides Dline), SO KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OUR ROCK!

For posters wondering what he's talking about, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCLt6VPudwk

Also Clemson is ranked unanimously #3 in the nation, so

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Sep 13, 2016

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
So here's a crazy question and idea...
Can a coach be traded? Lets say We win the next two games with Jacoby at QB and they are outstanding wins that show our OC as being outstanding as well. I'm not sure when we would have to trade Jimmy before we would loose the chance but lets say we put it out there that we would trade both Jimmy and Josh to a non-AFC East team.. Is this something that would be even doable?
Like I said, crazy question.. But after doing some reading on past interviews Josh had about wanting to try Head Coaching again I though hmm...

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

NC-17 posted:

So here's a crazy question and idea...
Can a coach be traded? Lets say We win the next two games with Jacoby at QB and they are outstanding wins that show our OC as being outstanding as well. I'm not sure when we would have to trade Jimmy before we would loose the chance but lets say we put it out there that we would trade both Jimmy and Josh to a non-AFC East team.. Is this something that would be even doable?
Like I said, crazy question.. But after doing some reading on past interviews Josh had about wanting to try Head Coaching again I though hmm...

I, for one, would love to drop a first on Josh McDaniels

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Didnt the Raiders basically trade Gruden to the Bucs

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Raiders traded Gruden
Jets traded Belichick
Pats traded Parcells
Jets traded Herm Edwards

Really the Jets should just stop involving themselves in these situations.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

NC-17 posted:

So here's a crazy question and idea...
Can a coach be traded? Lets say We win the next two games with Jacoby at QB and they are outstanding wins that show our OC as being outstanding as well. I'm not sure when we would have to trade Jimmy before we would loose the chance but lets say we put it out there that we would trade both Jimmy and Josh to a non-AFC East team.. Is this something that would be even doable?
Like I said, crazy question.. But after doing some reading on past interviews Josh had about wanting to try Head Coaching again I though hmm...

In theory yes, in practice no. You can't block a coach from interviewing for a higher position, only lateral moves. Even then, if the dude wants to resign and deal with buyout lamguage he can.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


go3 posted:

Didnt the Raiders basically trade Gruden to the Bucs
Yep, and Gruden's Bucs beat the poo poo out of the Raiders in the Super Bowl because he knew all the plays

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Check the thread title before replying pls

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

shyduck posted:

Yep, and Gruden's Bucs beat the poo poo out of the Raiders in the Super Bowl because he knew all the plays

I remember some NFL films documentary about that super bowl where Gruden sees Rich Gannon using the same exact signals Gruden taught him or whatever, then has somebody tell his wife to go ahead and crack the champagne

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