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twoday posted:Finally, we have the technology needed to make a dickbutt cake, what a time to be alive Hopefully it looks a little nicer than this 
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All of my sheet pans are aluminum.
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Jul 18, 2016 13:52
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mlnhd posted:All of my sheet pans are aluminum. Sometimes life just isn't ferrous
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Jul 18, 2016 16:42
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Making puns like this takes brass balls.
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I kinda like "CrazyRussianHacker" on YouTube. His videos are all terrible lifehack trash (eat a cupcake like a sandwich make bacon weaves you've been Doing This The Wrong Way) or reviews of dumb bad gadgets, but after every lovely review he goes "Boom! Awesome! This gets thumbs up from me!" and it makes me laugh (also he does no hacking and has a very calm demeanor)
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He did one video of a DIY air conditioner that was basically dry ice in a bucket with vents and a fan to blow out the cold air. Lifehack, cool yourself down and asphyxiate yourself all in one go!
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Jul 18, 2016 18:40
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Well, if you want to die in summer, there are definitely less comfortable ways to do it.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Well, if you want to die in summer, there are definitely less comfortable ways to do it. I would think that asphyxiation by carbon dioxide would be quite uncomfortable, because you'd have the same burning sensation you get when holding your breath, but it's happening all the time.
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Inco posted:I would think that asphyxiation by carbon dioxide would be quite uncomfortable, because you'd have the same burning sensation you get when holding your breath, but it's happening all the time. Nah.
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Jul 18, 2016 21:17
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Sometimes life just isn't ferrous
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Inco posted:I would think that asphyxiation by carbon dioxide would be quite uncomfortable, because you'd have the same burning sensation you get when holding your breath, but it's happening all the time. not sure about CO2, but carbon monoxide is apparently one of the more pleasant ways to die. You just go to sleep and don't wake up!
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Un chien andalou posted:not sure about CO2, but carbon monoxide is apparently one of the more pleasant ways to die. You just go to sleep and don't wake up! This But Inco posted:I would think that asphyxiation by carbon dioxide would be quite uncomfortable, because you'd have the same burning sensation you get when holding your breath, but it's happening all the time. This.
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Jul 18, 2016 22:20
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If you're going to kill yourself do it with a grocery bag and a rental helium cylinder. The lifehack is that you don't need to worry about the deposit on the cylinder so you can buy some nice baloons for whoever finds the body! Your lungs are basically tuned around CO2, not oxygen. So excess CO2 causes burning, and then panic and hyperventilation. Inerts like helium cause textbook cases of anoxia which is generally described as pleasantly drunk by people coming back form the edge. CO usually isn't recommended by end of life advocates because of its deliriant qualities and incidental side effects.
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zedprime posted:If you're going to kill yourself do it with a grocery bag and a rental helium cylinder. The lifehack is that you don't need to worry about the deposit on the cylinder so you can buy some nice baloons for whoever finds the body! Lots of those big fancy mylar balloons that say "Congratulations!" and whatnot on them inflated and tied to your body like it's a prize they found. Ok, if I ever decide to off myself, this is what I'm doing. Thanks, zedprime! 
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Jul 18, 2016 22:37
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zedprime posted:If you're going to kill yourself do it with a grocery bag and a rental helium cylinder. The lifehack is that you don't need to worry about the deposit on the cylinder so you can buy some nice baloons for whoever finds the body! Google 'Suicide bag'. It really is the best way to go.
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PYF Stupid LIfehacks: It mostly just makes you a goner
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If you are gonna kill yourself just walk into the woods, lay down in a stream, and eat a bullet. Its the natural way to go.
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bongwizzard posted:If you are gonna kill yourself just walk into the woods, lay down in a stream, and eat a bullet. Having worked with TBI survivors, some of which got their TBIs by eating a bullet, I can tell you it can be a terrible deathhack. I'm sticking with the party balloons, TYVM. 
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A lot of the easiest to get helium providers have diluted their tanks with air so they're not effective for suicide anymore 
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Pussies. J7mp in front of the subway. Make your legacy delaying thousands of commuters.
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Karma Monkey posted:Having worked with TBI survivors, some of which got their TBIs by eating a bullet, I can tell you it can be a terrible deathhack. I'm sticking with the party balloons, TYVM. And not all of us can get a gun. I'm telling you, from my research, hanging is the best/ cost effective. For fucks sake people die accidentally die while hanging themselves and jerking off. It can't be that bad.
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The Ape of Naples posted:Google 'Suicide bag'. It really is the best way to go. Exit bag. Here's a nice old lady showing you how to make one. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7c_1359440522 No death or  in the video.#
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The Ape of Naples posted:And not all of us can get a gun. I'm telling you, from my research, hanging is the best/ cost effective. For fucks sake people die accidentally die while hanging themselves and jerking off. It can't be that bad. Well, if I'm gonna hang myself, I might as well jerk off while I'm doing it. 
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That's a balloon time tank being used in that video. Like I said earlier, they diluted the helium to 20/80 air/helium mix since that video was made so you can't use them anymore.
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Karma Monkey posted:Well, if I'm gonna hang myself, I might as well jerk off while I'm doing it. I sort of wish I didn't just change the title because PYF Stupid Lifehacks: I might as well jerk off while I'm doing it
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Jul 19, 2016 02:07
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I thought the real reason they diluted the tanks is because helium is getting stupid expensive.
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Karma Monkey posted:Having worked with TBI survivors, some of which got their TBIs by eating a bullet, I can tell you it can be a terrible deathhack. I'm sticking with the party balloons, TYVM. Duh, that is why you lay down in the stream, so you drown if the bullet doesn't do it.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I sort of wish I didn't just change the title because PYF Stupid Lifehacks: I might as well jerk off while I'm doing it just change it again this one's better
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Wow, threatening to kill yourself really does get you attention! #EgoHacks 
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bunnyofdoom posted:Pussies. J7mp in front of the subway. Make your legacy delaying thousands of commuters. Considering trains slow down as they enter stations and are speeding up from a complete standstill exiting, don't. Chances are you'll gently caress it up somehow and only sustain some pretty expensive injuries.
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Karma Monkey posted:Well, if I'm gonna hang myself, I might as well jerk off while I'm doing it. Do you really want to be found like that though? The time I did try to hang myself (and failed) I did get pretty horny. So, lifehack, jerk off before you hang yourself.
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Wedemeyer posted:Considering trains slow down as they enter stations and are speeding up from a complete standstill exiting, don't. Chances are you'll gently caress it up somehow and only sustain some pretty expensive injuries. If it's the subway hopping down and touching the third rail is probably easier
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PYF Stupid Lifehacks: Just loving kill yourself you pussy
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#pizzahacks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFuFh5E4eYA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSRN3hjzVkQ
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twoday posted:#pizzahacks The look in his eyes every time he looks at the camera is just the best.
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twoday posted:#pizzahacks Jack Kelly put on some weight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jH1Up0hx38
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twoday posted:#pizzahacks How to make 3 cheese pizza: Put 3 cheeses in a bowl. How to cook 2 pizzas at once: Put 2 pizzas in your oven. How to cut a pizza into 10 slices: Cut a pizza 5 times. My life has been hacked.
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SpacePig posted:How to cook 2 pizzas at once: Put 2 pizzas in your oven. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXY12B9xXq8
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