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1redflag posted:#livealittle #yodo you only die once! (unless you're a freak who keeps getting resuscitated after lightning or drowning or something)
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Platystemon posted:I don’t get it. What’s holding the piano wire? Bread clips.
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Jul 21, 2016 08:14
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AlbieQuirky posted:Same except opposite. Sponge is for dishes, brush is for glasses and mugs. Easier to sterilize the sponge, though. If someone knows a brush that can go through the dishwasher, I'd love to know about it! All dish brushes I've ever seen/tried can go through the dishwasher. Of course a brush doesn't need to be "sterilized" to the same extent as a sponge since the plastic bristles don't exactly soak up poo poo.
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Jul 21, 2016 08:31
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Jerry Cotton posted:All dish brushes I've ever seen/tried can go through the dishwasher. Of course a brush doesn't need to be "sterilized" to the same extent as a sponge since the plastic bristles don't exactly soak up poo poo. That's a toilet brush.
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Jul 21, 2016 10:41
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Rysithusiku posted:Bit late on the suicide chat, but I was informed of the best method and it's now my standing plan. I hear this dumb joke repeated from a completely different source every year or so and kinda wonder where it originated. Some comedian? Anarchist's Cookbook? Someone actually did this? what's the deal here?
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Jul 21, 2016 10:49
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The Moon Monster posted:I hear this dumb joke repeated from a completely different source every year or so and kinda wonder where it originated. Some comedian? Anarchist's Cookbook? Someone actually did this? what's the deal here? *slap bass* What's the deal with gimmick suicides?
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Jul 21, 2016 10:53
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The Moon Monster posted:I hear this dumb joke repeated from a completely different source every year or so and kinda wonder where it originated. Some comedian? Anarchist's Cookbook? Someone actually did this? what's the deal here? Like every funny thing on the internet it started on bash
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Jul 21, 2016 11:38
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My exit plan involves an industrial strength trebuchet with shearing edges, some distance, and the estate of someone who I feel needs a lengthy criminal investigation to take time off of whatever stupid bullshit they'd normally be up to. Petty? Yes. Hilarious? Yes, that too.
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Jul 21, 2016 12:29
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My suicide plan is to wait it out. People will think I died of natural causes 
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Jul 21, 2016 12:39
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My suicide plan involves living a long, natural life and enjoying it to the fullest because I have people around me that care about me and I wouldn't want to hurt them by taking my own life.
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Jul 21, 2016 12:48
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Lady Naga posted:My suicide plan involves living a long, natural life and enjoying it to the fullest because I have people around me that care about me and I wouldn't want to hurt them by taking my own life. loving copy-cat self-killer.
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Jul 21, 2016 12:50
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Jerry Cotton posted:loving copy-cat self-killer. The joke's on you because by the time you're able to sue I'll already be dead.
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Jul 21, 2016 12:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBq-LacdSs http://www.bottlecutting.com/ At least they give you a full kit right?  Or don't, purposely cut your mouth open and bleed to death on the floor like a animal. Was it suicide or just #lifehax?
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Jul 21, 2016 12:55
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That's like trying to call a pet rock an animal hack. Hippies have been making dumb glasses with a glass scorer for time immemorial.
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Jul 21, 2016 13:24
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Croccers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBq-LacdSs #vidhax: Find out in the editing studio that you don't have enough footage of either the device you want to show off or the method you want to pretend to show off to fill up a video? Show the same poo poo three times to eat away at your audience's limited time without needing to do expensive reshoots!
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Jul 21, 2016 14:34
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Croccers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBq-LacdSs What's funny to me is that this thing is a redux of something that was done in the 70s. My hippie uncle had one.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhrHnhMGWEc
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Jul 21, 2016 15:08
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Croccers posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBq-LacdSs wanna breathe in those sanded glass particles
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Jul 21, 2016 18:19
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:As a bird owner I assure you dishwasher-safe keyboards are THE BEST Bird slavery is wrong.
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Jul 21, 2016 18:30
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evobatman posted:wanna Good for digestion.
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Jul 21, 2016 18:31
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Do y'all not wash your glassware before using?
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Jul 21, 2016 20:48
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zedprime posted:Hippies have been making dumb glasses with a glass scorer for time immemorial. Yeah, but hippies didn't spend $50 on the gadget to do it.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:54
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Karma Monkey posted:What's funny to me is that this thing is a redux of something that was done in the 70s. My hippie uncle had one. Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, but hippies didn't spend $50 on the gadget to do it. According to an inflation adjust I found online, $7.77 wasn't that far off from what $50 is today. So I guess they did.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:57
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Hippies were idiots, though. That's why we call modern idiots hipsters.
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Jul 21, 2016 21:07
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SpacePig posted:According to an inflation adjust I found online, $7.77 wasn't that far off from what $50 is today. So I guess they did. But did you even listen to the commercial? It's THE GREATEST GIFT YOU WILL EVER GIVE! $50 is a bargain! I also like how each member of the family has their own because gently caress you I'm not sharing mine with anyone.
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Jul 21, 2016 21:07
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The real life hack is if you go to enough thrift shops, flea markets, or estate sales you can probably get a Ronco one for $5.
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Jul 21, 2016 23:11
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zedprime posted:That's like trying to call a pet rock an animal hack. Hippies have been making dumb glasses with a glass scorer for time immemorial. Yea, my hippy landlord does this all the time, but he makes wind chimes out of them.
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Jul 22, 2016 05:01
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I'd rather just drink out of the bottle then return it to the recycling depot and get my 10 cents back.
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Jul 22, 2016 07:47
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Id rather smash it over my head, take a poo poo, rub it all over myself, throw poo poo at the crowd, and then roll around in the glass and poo poo on the floor.
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Jul 22, 2016 08:37
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stay safe GG Allin ghost
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Jul 22, 2016 09:07
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amityville anus posted:Id rather smash it over my head, take a poo poo, rub it all over myself, throw poo poo at the crowd, and then roll around in the glass and poo poo on the floor. ah the juggalo method.
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Jul 22, 2016 11:08
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My Lovely Horse posted:stay safe GG Allin ghost Thank you! I spent hours brainfarting over this.
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Jul 22, 2016 11:42
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zedprime posted:The real life hack is if you go to enough thrift shops, flea markets, or estate sales you can probably get a Ronco one for $5. Speaking of thrift stores and tag sales, I can't believe something like that exists when glassware is like a buck a pop at any given thrift store or probably even less at the average tag sale. Lifehack: save money by buying lightly used, professionally manufactured things instead of making your own items that leave you looking like Heath Ledger's Joker.
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Jul 22, 2016 13:02
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Have you IT WILL CUT YOUR HEAD CLEAN IN TWAIN people ever heard of loving sandpaper?
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Jul 22, 2016 13:14
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It's a bit painful but you get used to it 
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Jul 22, 2016 13:15
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Honestly, "buy stuff secondhand" is probably the granddaddy of all lifehacks. If there's anything I need, the Good Will by me is the first place I look. Excluding underwear and hygiene stuff, of course, though I have scored a couple bottles of really nice perfume with like, one spritz missing. Just find a nice store and check it regularly, you'll be amazed what you find. My greatest hits: Le Creuset cast iron skillet: $5 Wacom tablet: $10 Yves St. Laurent sweater dress: $2 Set of rad 70's sci-fi looking cocktail glasses: $4 Solid cherrywood dresser: $40 Dior sunglasses: $5 $400 Rebecca Minkoff bag: $5 $600 Cole Haan bag: $5 In short, I can look (and smell) like I have far more money than I actually do, it's pretty neat. I honestly can't remember what I did for stuff before I moved into a neighborhood with a Good Will around the corner.
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Jul 22, 2016 13:21
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Crow Jane posted:Honestly, "buy stuff secondhand" is probably the granddaddy of all lifehacks. If there's anything I need, the Good Will by me is the first place I look. I did some community service at the local Goodwill and it completely ruined any goodwill I had for the place. Anything that is even remotely nice is put on a special shelf in the back room. It is never made available to the local poor people. Instead it is sold on the Goodwill website for about 5-10% below the retail price of a similar NEW item. Any clothes that are out of season are immediately thrown away or sold to upcyclers who will knit them into a $75 pair of mittens to be sold on Etsy. Any electronics that they don't think will move quickly have the cords cut off. All of this poo poo gets compacted. If you do get caught dumpster diving there you will be prosecuted. They don't want any of that poo poo but you sure as hell can't have it either. gently caress Goodwill forever. Any good finds are simply a result of the sorters' ignorance, they should have put those expensive handbags and designer scents on the special internet shelf.
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I hear about great finds at Goodwill but every one I've actually been to has been nothing but clothing priced higher than it was new and SUPER expensive furniture and electronics. The last time I went to the one nearest me they had an SNES (no box, console and cables only) in a display case for $299.
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Jul 22, 2016 13:58
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I have heard stuff like that, and yeah, it sucks. The one by me is a "Surplus Store", maybe that makes a difference? Either way, the ladies who work there seemingly didn't get the memo, and I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Jul 22, 2016 14:04
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The reason Goodwill acts so shady is that Goodwill is a for-profit company. Look it up some time. If you're gonna donate something yourself, give it to an actual charity, not those asshats.
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Rysithusiku posted:The reason Goodwill acts so shady is that Goodwill is a for-profit company. Look it up some time. This is internet bullshit and is debunked every time it does the clickbait rounds on Facebook. The stores function in order to turn a profit, yeah, but that's because they need to actually have money to spend on the charity programs that are the reasons they exist.
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