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literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
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Sagebrush posted:

That baby 787 is a LeMons car? Isn't anyone supposed to be able to buy them for 500 bucks?

Where do I send my money?

Not anyone, only the event organizers. Rule is in place to stop people pulling bullshit like the "$500" V12 mercedes - http://jalopnik.com/5410613/for-the-first-time-chief-perp-lamm-claims-a-lemons-car-for-500-bucks

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Still, 500 dollars seems like total bullshit for that thing. They might have only spent that much on new parts, but it's got thousands of dollars of professional labor (e.g. the paint job and custom bodywork) in it.

Though I suppose that stuff doesn't really affect the race standings, so it's still kind of in the spirit of the thing.

Eh.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 22, 2016

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
If you do it yourself it doesn't count towards the $500. Anything you sell off the car subtracts from what you spend.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

Still, 500 dollars seems like total bullshit for that thing. They might have only spent that much on new parts, but it's got thousands of dollars of professional labor (e.g. the paint job and custom bodywork) in it.

Though I suppose that stuff doesn't really affect the race standings, so it's still kind of in the spirit of the thing.

Eh.

The rules of LeMons is that there are no rules. It's supposed to be a goofy and casual race series where any rule that doesn't have to do with safety is easily pliable by buddying up to the judges with beer and other assorted bribes, or bypassing them entirely by doing something so completely ludicrous and stupid as a radial engined MR2. And even if you do fall afoul of the rules, you still can race. You just get penalty laps.

Plus, safety equipment like fuel cells, a roll cage, seat + harness etc are not counted towards the $500 total, and you can make money back by selling off anything that came off the car.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

mekilljoydammit posted:

That's what I mean, I thought it was just used as an air supply to the engine itself. Hard to say without going over the car though.

If you can decipher those engine photos I posted, the answer is probably in there.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Sagebrush posted:

That baby 787 is a LeMons car? Isn't anyone supposed to be able to buy them for 500 bucks?

Where do I send my money?

Yeah, I was scratching my head when I got to the loving Hudson.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

ishikabibble posted:

The rules of LeMons is that there are no rules. It's supposed to be a goofy and casual race series where any rule that doesn't have to do with safety is easily pliable by buddying up to the judges with beer and other assorted bribes, or bypassing them entirely by doing something so completely ludicrous and stupid as a radial engined MR2. And even if you do fall afoul of the rules, you still can race. You just get penalty laps.

Plus, safety equipment like fuel cells, a roll cage, seat + harness etc are not counted towards the $500 total, and you can make money back by selling off anything that came off the car.

I hate lemons for that reason. It ends up being a popularity contest with the judges, rather than a competition to build the fastest car possible within the budget. It rewards ~~omg wacky~~ and penalizes competitiveness.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

That's fine, "competitiveness" ruins every other sport eventually so at least there's something different out there for people that just want to have a friendly race weekend.

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
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Given that the entire point of LeMons is that it's not actually about winning the race, it's about seeing if your magnificently ragegineered hooptie spends more time on track than not (And most importantly about, you know, having fun) I don't think it's really a problem.

Anyone who goes into LeMons trying to build the perfect vehicle to win the race is doing it wrong :v:

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Raluek posted:

I hate lemons for that reason. It ends up being a popularity contest with the judges, rather than a competition to build the fastest car possible within the budget. It rewards ~~omg wacky~~ and penalizes competitiveness.

That seems to be what chumpcar is for.

But way to hate fun.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Casual Racing Society seem to have it nailed

quote:

The Casual Racing Society might be the very team that embodies LeMons attitude. Their window-louvered Ford Capri looks great from about 60 feet away and their themes are always pretty high-minded and bizarre, like Mad Maxel Tov (Think Road Warrior with Orthodox Jews), Dungeons and Dragsters, Starsky and the Bandit, Beevil Mnievil, and of course Buck Yeager and the Casual Sound Barrier Society. More importantly, they have little-to-no interest in “competing” or “racing” or “having a car that runs.” Rather, they enjoy the social atmosphere and will take the occasional turn around the racetrack. It’s not unusual to find them sitting in street clothes in their paddock space next to their Capri (which they recently replaced after a foray in that pesky “racing” business ended poorly for the first car) with nothing wrong with the car other than the fact that they were hungry and they happened to have some sandwiches that needed eating and the race will be fine without them for an hour while they soak in some rays so have a seat and talk about anything other than the terrible racket coming from that BMW that’s on fire over there.

Real Racing™!

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

iwentdoodie posted:

That seems to be what chumpcar is for.

But way to hate fun.

No, Chumpcar was half full of people trying to race shitheap rust buckets that give you tetanus as soon as you look at them, plus the stupid parade float rubbish from Lemons, and a rulebook that was 56" thick.

WRL is for people who just want to race (and hopefully win).

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Raluek posted:

I hate lemons for that reason. It [...] penalizes competitiveness.
Nobody gives a hoot about who "wins" in LeMons. It's not the point of it. It's about getting together with other gearheads and doing something silly on a track. The $500 rule is mainly there as a fail-safe against people starting to take it seriously.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Collateral Damage posted:

Nobody gives a hoot about who "wins" in LeMons. It's not the point of it. It's about getting together with other gearheads and doing something silly on a track. The $500 rule is mainly there as a fail-safe against people starting to take it seriously.

It's basically automotive burning man. That was the point when we all started it at Altamont. Hell, in the beginning we didn't even have to have full roll cages - just hoops and open face helmets were good enough.

I can't wait to finish being back in college so I can get back into wacky racing.

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
:siren: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :siren:

:jiggled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_ajcKhHLjU :jiggled:

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014


:gizz::cumpolice::gizz:

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

I wore my Bad Obsession t-shirt today, because it is Binky day. :D

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

HandlingByJebus posted:

I wore my Bad Obsession t-shirt today, because it is Binky day. :D

It's a glorious holiday that comes but twice a year, but is made more magical by its unpredictable nature and whimsical energy

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

"So I guess that brings us to the fairly obvious solution of aluminum. But instead, we're going to use aluminium, because that's what it's called."

:britain:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

The Door Frame posted:

It's a glorious holiday that comes but twice a year, but is made more magical by its unpredictable nature and whimsical energy

4 times a year

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Raluek posted:

I hate lemons for that reason. It ends up being a popularity contest with the judges, rather than a competition to build the fastest car possible within the budget. It rewards ~~omg wacky~~ and penalizes competitiveness.

Are you for real? lmao

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Canada has the micra cup, with a $20,000 race car with actual racing, and people can't just throw extra money at it and win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJkmAFi0nI4

it's pretty metal sometimes.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Actually the best event in Canada is that annual race in a corn field that someone linked a ways back. Invite only, just a bunch of jokers that show up and thrash the wheels off their beaters.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
If you're not able to cheat by loving around with the mechanicals, where's the fun in that?

The real winner is whoever directly causes a new or rewritten rule to be put in for next season.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

InitialDave posted:

The real winner is whoever directly causes a new or rewritten rule to be put in for next season.
They should get a trophy named after Smokey Yunick.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Delivery McGee posted:

They should get a trophy named after Smokey Yunick.
You have to give it back at the end of the year with something added to it, but which no-one can spot you've done.

boxen
Feb 20, 2011

I need a cigarette.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Pure pornography

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

InitialDave posted:

The real winner is whoever directly causes a new or rewritten rule to be put in for next season.

Delivery McGee posted:

They should get a trophy named after Smokey Yunick.

InitialDave posted:

You have to give it back at the end of the year with something added to it, but which no-one can spot you've done.

This is all very good.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter

InitialDave posted:

You have to give it back at the end of the year with something added to it, but which no-one can spot you've done.

Each successive winner gets a trophy 7/8 the size of the winner before.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/triggerscarstuff/albums

This guy's got some interesting old road tests if that's your thing, well worth a look.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Gay Nudist Dad posted:

Each successive winner gets a trophy 7/8 the size of the winner before.

this is actually a myth :ssh:

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Powershift posted:

Canada has the micra cup, with a $20,000 race car with actual racing, and people can't just throw extra money at it and win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJkmAFi0nI4

it's pretty metal sometimes.

That's some pretty good swerving around the chaos

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/PsHy8Kl.gifv

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

VikingSkull posted:

this is actually a myth :ssh:

Fine they shave off inside the base of the statue and fill it with ball bearings.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

VikingSkull posted:

this is actually a myth :ssh:

Each winner gets a trophy progressively re-proportioned and shifted slightly off-center to optimize aerodynamics.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter

VikingSkull posted:

this is actually a myth :ssh:

shhh it's okay i know

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?


more here

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I'm sorry guys, Smokey untruths trigger me

It was the truck arm rear suspension that made the Chevelle fast

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nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

This makes me happy.

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