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So if I understand this correctly, there was only one shooter all along, and he offed himself inside the mall?
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Jul 23, 2016 10:37
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ufarn posted:So if I understand this correctly, there was only one shooter all along, and he offed himself inside the mall? outside the mall, about a kilometer from where the shooting started.
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Jul 23, 2016 10:39
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Holy poo poo, the plot thickens http://www.sueddeutsche.de/muenchen/mutmasslicher-taeter-von-muenchen-was-ueber-den-schuetzen-bekannt-ist-1.3091964 This is giving me the worst columbine/Elliot Rodgers vibe.
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Jul 23, 2016 10:41
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waitwhatno posted:Holy poo poo, the plot thickens quote:Die Nachrichtenagentur dpa schreibt mit Verweis auf die Sicherheitsbehörden, der Attentäter habe sich mit Computer-Ballerspielen beschäftigt Ballerspiele waren wiedermal Schuld!!!11
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Jul 23, 2016 10:46
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GaussianCopula posted:probably a Wichser. But then again, who isn't
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Jul 23, 2016 10:46
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https://twitter.com/JulianRoepcke/status/756785885610438657 So just a Wichser. ArchangeI posted:But then again, who isn't Radical Muslims? Most religions don't allow masturbation. Update: Police just confirmed, no links to radical Muslims. Perpetrator researched "Amoklauf". GaussianCopula fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Jul 23, 2016 |
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Jul 23, 2016 10:47
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Two plain clothed police officers were pursuing the shooter. That's why people thought there were three.
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Jul 23, 2016 10:55
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Two plain clothed police officers were pursuing the shooter. That's why people thought there were three. And that's why police should wear bright safety vests during a mass shooting instead of plainclothes or military gear.
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Jul 23, 2016 10:58
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I have a dream that one day, a muslim weirdo can go on a Ballerspiel-fuelled, school-related Amoklauf and not be immediately judged a terrorist just because of his religion or the colour of his skin. Or something like that.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:01
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Eugh, ok I'm done with this poo poo. We are now introducing mandatory socialising classes at all schools, immediately. Teach everyone how to shower, socialise and get loving along. Everyone caught bullying wird gepaddelt. Wenn ich sterbe dann bitte wegen was Vernünftigem, wie Lungenkrebs oder nem Verkehrsunfall. Nicht wegen so ner Kacke.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:02
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waitwhatno posted:Eugh, ok I'm done with this poo poo. We are now introducing mandatory socialising classes at all schools, immediately. Teach everyone how to shower, socialise and get loving along. Everyone caught bullying wird gepaddelt. same, also there should be lessons in how to gently caress good
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Jul 23, 2016 11:04
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quote:Die Nachrichtenagentur dpa schreibt mit Verweis auf die Sicherheitsbehörden, der Attentäter habe sich mit Computer-Ballerspielen beschäftigt Ba-ballerspiele. 
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Jul 23, 2016 11:04
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GaussianCopula posted:Perpetrator researched "Amoklauf". as in, he googled it? "how to amoklauf pls" i know this is a tragedy and all but there is something hilariously german about that idea. "i have to make sure i go on a rampage properly, the rules and guidelines are there for a reason after all."
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Jul 23, 2016 11:07
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^^^^^^^ I'm sure there a wikihow article I'm sure we can squeeze out another year and make it a G7, Gedichtsinterpretationen are made-up garbage, learning French is going to be useless anyway and nobody needs Analysis. And for the ones that do, it's not like they don't have a repetition in the first university semesters anyway.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:09
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The Real Foogla posted:same, also there should be lessons in how to gently caress good In that case, your mam should consider becoming a teacher 
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Jul 23, 2016 11:10
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botany posted:as in, he googled it? He apparantly was in the possesion of this book https://www.amazon.de/Amok-Kopf-Warum-Sch%C3%BCler-t%C3%B6ten/dp/3407858876 and researched police tactics/read news articles on other rampages.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:10
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GaussianCopula posted:He apparantly was in the possesion of this book https://www.amazon.de/Amok-Kopf-Warum-Sch%C3%BCler-t%C3%B6ten/dp/3407858876 and researched police tactics/read news articles on other rampages. "Mobbing, check Killerspiele, check Poor family background, check looks like I'm good to go"
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Jul 23, 2016 11:12
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botany posted:as in, he googled it? I would imagine he had to register for an Amoklaufbewilligung 30 work days in advance
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Jul 23, 2016 11:13
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poty posted:I would imagine he had to register for an Amoklaufbewilligung 30 work days in advance the paperwork required for that alone would make you want to kill someone!
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Jul 23, 2016 11:15
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waitwhatno posted:Wenn ich sterbe dann bitte wegen was Vernünftigem, wie Lungenkrebs oder nem Verkehrsunfall. Nicht wegen so ner Kacke.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:16
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poty posted:I would imagine he had to register for an Amoklaufbewilligung 30 work days in advance http://www.titanic-magazin.de/fileadmin/content/Newsticker/amokformular.pdf
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Jul 23, 2016 11:17
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botany posted:the paperwork required for that alone would make you want to kill someone! They have to be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:18
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GaussianCopula posted:Update: Police just confirmed, no links to radical Muslims. Feel sorry for Riso. Maybe next time, buddy.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:20
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♫ Einen Antrag auf Erteilung eines Anschlagsformulars ♫
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Jul 23, 2016 11:21
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Ich verfall ja fast in Nostalgie darüber, daß sich jemand nach den ganzen Terroranschlägen jetzt wieder auf die gute alte deutsche Tugend des zünftigen Amoklaufs besinnt. Only 90s kids will get this.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:21
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Sereri posted:^^^^^^^ I'm sure there a wikihow article It should automatically redirect to the article on how to get laid. My Lovely Horse posted:Ich verfall ja fast in Nostalgie darüber, daß sich jemand nach den ganzen Terroranschlägen jetzt wieder auf die gute alte deutsche Tugend des zünftigen Amoklaufs besinnt. Only 90s kids will get this.  I remember when all we had to worry about was regular Amoklaufs. Lmao, our Abuturprüfung only had like one single cop guarding it and he didn't even have any automatic weapons with him. We were told to report any threats by fellow Mitschüler, even if meant as a joke, to the teacher immediately. Kids nowadays can't even imagine how wild and free school used to be back then.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:30
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waitwhatno posted:I remember when all we had to worry about was regular Amoklaufs. Lmao, our Abuturprüfung only had like one single cop guarding it and he didn't even have any automatic weapons with him. We were told to report any threats by fellow Mitschüler, even if meant as a joke, to the teacher immediately. You had a cop guarding your Abiturprüfung?
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Jul 23, 2016 11:32
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My Lovely Horse posted:Ich verfall ja fast in Nostalgie darüber, daß sich jemand nach den ganzen Terroranschlägen jetzt wieder auf die gute alte deutsche Tugend des zünftigen Amoklaufs besinnt. Only 90s kids will get this. Der Amoklauf hier hat wahrscheinlich noch den Vorteil, dass die iranische Botschaft möglicherweise ne Ladung Pistazien als Trostpflaster spendiert.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:39
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GaussianCopula posted:You had a cop guarding your Abiturprüfung? Yeah, there was a threat or something before the Prüfungen, so police send over some bored paper pusher to calm down the fears of the parents and paranoid students. I still remember having a discussion with a girl from our class about whether she should report someone making an Amoklauf joke, she felt really unsafe going to the Abiprüfung because of that guy. It thought it was the stupidest thing, but I guess police knows their customers.
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Jul 23, 2016 11:41
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One Turkish kid in our year put in Arabi, ein Bombenjahrgang as an entry for Abimotto. Somehow, nobody called the police or even the school psychologist, and nobody died.
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Jul 23, 2016 12:29
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Jul 23, 2016 12:41
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Munich wasn't a terror attack, but this video is pretty good: tl;dr don't be afraid of terror
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Jul 23, 2016 12:47
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blowfish posted:One Turkish kid in our year put in Arabi, ein Bombenjahrgang as an entry for Abimotto. Somehow, nobody called the police or even the school psychologist, and nobody died. What you are saying it that your Abi-Jahrgang is full of ISIS sleeper agents and needs to be detained immediately?
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Jul 23, 2016 12:48
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I too was a sleeper during a significant part of my time in school
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Jul 23, 2016 12:49
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blowfish posted:One Turkish kid in our year put in Arabi, ein Bombenjahrgang as an entry for Abimotto. Somehow, nobody called the police or even the school psychologist, and nobody died. A friend of mine modeled our entire school as a map for Counterstrike at the height of the Killerspieldebatte. Nobody died.
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Jul 23, 2016 12:49
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blowfish posted:One Turkish kid in our year put in Arabi, ein Bombenjahrgang as an entry for Abimotto. Somehow, nobody called the police or even the school psychologist, and nobody died. my suggestion was "abi macht frei"  ArchangeI posted:A friend of mine modeled our entire school as a map for Counterstrike at the height of the Killerspieldebatte. Nobody died. pretty sure everyone did that who hosed around with the map-making tool, it's the one building you spend significant amounts of time in during taht part of your life that's also large enough to serve as a proper map.
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Jul 23, 2016 12:52
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ArchangeI posted:A friend of mine modeled our entire school as a map for Counterstrike at the height of the Killerspieldebatte. Nobody died. We had some sort of school fair and the gamers didn't want to do an actual thing so they offered a lan party in the computing room, playing CS. The class teacher thought it was neat and funny and watched until someone told him CS was an evil Killerspiel.
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Jul 23, 2016 12:53
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botany posted:my suggestion was "abi macht frei"  quote:pretty sure everyone did that who hosed around with the map-making tool, it's the one building you spend significant amounts of time in during taht part of your life that's also large enough to serve as a proper map.
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Jul 23, 2016 12:56
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botany posted:my suggestion was "abi macht frei" Zweitaccounts sind gegen die Forenregeln, Riso. 
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Jul 23, 2016 12:58
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