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Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Currently reselection is only on the table in the event of boundary changes

Trigger ballots before elections give unions a lot of power over this, don't they?

e: ooer. 1320, Bernard of Kilwinning assures a European potentate that Scots have no truck with the pesky English and should not be excommunicated.

Oh dear me fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jul 24, 2016

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Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Guys guys guys.

Shut the gently caress up Robot Wars is on tonight.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

kustomkarkommando posted:

Also Paddy Ashdown's thingy launched today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMX_925fEA

http://www.moreunited.uk/


I feel a bit sick

I've seen worse.

At least these guys aren't saying they'll use the power of the blockchain to modernise politics. :shrug:

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


What exactly a "Trigger ballot" is is'nt actually defined anywhere in Labour's legal documents or paperwork anywhere, so no-one is actually sure what that process is. It might just be a vote in the CLP (which is good for those CLP's whose membership wants to throw out their MP: eg Eagle)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

kustomkarkommando posted:

Also Paddy Ashdown's thingy launched today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMX_925fEA

http://www.moreunited.uk/


I feel a bit sick
lol their first 'principle' is "A fair, modern, efficient market based economy that closes the gap between rich and poor and supports strong public services"

I promise to provide every NHS hospital with modern efficient gallows to hang sick people back to full health.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I've seen worse.

At least these guys aren't saying they'll use the power of the blockchain to modernise politics. :shrug:
Obligatory GovCoin link.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

nothing to seehere posted:

What exactly a "Trigger ballot" is is'nt actually defined anywhere in Labour's legal documents or paperwork anywhere, so no-one is actually sure what that process is. It might just be a vote in the CLP (which is good for those CLP's whose membership wants to throw out their MP: eg Eagle)

I'm starting to think the Labour party doesn't really exist and it's actually some kind of mass delusion

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

baka kaba posted:

I'm starting to think the Labour party doesn't really exist and it's actually some kind of mass delusion
That's generally how political parties work in the Westminster system.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Extreme0 posted:

Guys guys guys.

Shut the gently caress up Robot Wars is on tonight.

Get fookin' in :getin:

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...h-a7152106.html

quote:

Theresa May will reportedly replace some of the artwork hanging in Downing Street with framed quotations of the speech she made upon becoming Prime Minister.

lol

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/MrMarkHayford/status/757188972225425408

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

ThomasPaine posted:

Authoritarianism isn't tied to left or right. May is super authoritarian but there are people to the right of her politically.

if we're discussing economic policy then anyone to the right of mass redistribution of wealth is objectively wrong about how the world works anyway, so given the entire tory party/plp siding labour are either sociopathic or deluded I can't see why using the classical french definition has any value at all

:shrug:

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers


Got him!!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


been trying to make an analog to May in a US politician but i never thought it would be Ben Carson

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Angepain posted:

well with a theoretical non-lovely PLP there might be someone worthwhile to replace him, so I'm okay with this
do you mean replacing Corbyn as leader with an MP from the fresh intake? with absolutely zero experience in parliament? that might not go well.

actually, out of the Labour MEPs soon to be looking for a new job are many on Team Corbyn? they could run as MPs and at least have that to fall back on.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Someone on reddit made an effortpost about MoreUnited:

quote:

Today the much anticipated "More United" political organisation launched, not by creating a new centre-left political party as some had suspected, but by creating a co-operative-like organisation which will back any candidates which backs its principles.

Now, unlike me, it's possible that More United has not done its research into restrictions into UK party political affiliation. I created the comprehensive resource on Political party affiliation in the United Kingdom and if you think you can get away creating a political organisation which doesn't stand its own candidates in order to circumvent political party monogamy, you're in for a surprise.

First up the Labour handbook says (page 9):

quote:

A member of the party who joins and/ or supports a political organisation other than an official Labour group or other unit of the party, or supports any candidate who stands against an official Labour candidate, or publicly declares their intent to stand against a Labour candidate, shall automatically be ineligible to be or remain a party member
That's right ladies and gentleman, membership of political organisations which oppose the Labour party and its direct affiliates are automatically ineligible.
This contrast with the more, uh, liberal approach from the Liberal Democrats who say:

quote:

Membership may be revoked [due to] standing against the candidate of the Party
So the Lib Dems have got themselves covered there, where as Labour must automatically revoke party membership.
So there's only a few options for Labour:
  1. Pretends this membership clause doesn't exist, or that More United is not a political organisation
  2. Rush through an emergency amendment to avoid this clause taking affect
  3. As-and-when MPs announce their More United membership, make the decision then - something that will lead to the swift collapse parliamentary Labour Party IMO
Popcorn munching intensifies

Be sure to check out the Wikipedia pages I created:
via my prestigious blog

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Cerv posted:

do you mean replacing Corbyn as leader with an MP from the fresh intake? with absolutely zero experience in parliament? that might not go well.

actually, out of the Labour MEPs soon to be looking for a new job are many on Team Corbyn? they could run as MPs and at least have that to fall back on.

Assuming the next election isn't until 2020, someone like Clive Lewis would have as much experience as an MP as Owen Smith does now, and more than Cameron did when he became Tory leader.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.




Sounds like a soggy centrist version of Left Unity and promises to be about as successful.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Baron Corbyn posted:

Assuming the next election isn't until 2020, someone like Clive Lewis would have as much experience as an MP as Owen Smith does now, and more than Cameron did when he became Tory leader.

Will the boundary changes trigger instant by-elections or will they just dictate what happens in 2020?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Cerv posted:

do you mean replacing Corbyn as leader with an MP from the fresh intake? with absolutely zero experience in parliament? that might not go well.

It's the logical progression of the plan to deselect all sitting Labour MPs and replace them with shouty Green Party voters.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

TomViolence posted:

Sounds like a soggy centrist version of Left Unity and promises to be about as successful.

what is it with these ridiculous centrist startups, new day lasted a single issue

nobody wants centrism when it's called centrism. Nobody wants centrism at all, right now, except a few politicians who benefit massively.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

TheRat posted:

Will the boundary changes trigger instant by-elections or will they just dictate what happens in 2020?

The boundary changes won't come into effect until the next election.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Spangly A posted:

what is it with these ridiculous centrist startups, new day lasted a single issue

nobody wants centrism when it's called centrism. Nobody wants centrism at all, right now, except a few politicians who benefit massively.

The middle class needs a feel-good soft option that doesn't threaten their interests. Or those of the rich.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Cerv posted:

do you mean replacing Corbyn as leader with an MP from the fresh intake? with absolutely zero experience in parliament? that might not go well.

It's more that the change in balance in the PLP will make it possible for a non-Corbyn left candidate to get on the ballot.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TomViolence posted:

Sounds like a soggy centrist version of Left Unity and promises to be about as successful.

The name is pretty hilarious in that context though, it's more united! That's like more than twice the unity!

will unity let me feed my children

Patriotism is the only food you'll need now, citizen!

what about actual food

So much unity!

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Yinlock posted:

The name is pretty hilarious in that context though, it's more united! That's like more than twice the unity!

It supposedly references a speech made by Jo Cox, which means its a bunch of assholes trying to abuse her memory for political point-scoring.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


I personally wouldn't like to have my own lies staring me in the face around my own home. I guess for a Tory ignoring your own lies is business as usual though.

This was funny too:

quote:

The change is intended to remind staff of the need to deliver results in tackling inequality and improving the lives of the worst-off

"A note to all staff: Keep my promises for me and make sure it doesn't inconvenience the rich in any way. It's your fault if any of these promises go unfulfilled. Toodles!"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TheRat posted:

It supposedly references a speech made by Jo Cox, which means its a bunch of assholes trying to abuse her memory for political point-scoring.

wow that's loving awful

and if true it means they're co-opting Jo Cox's(who, by all accounts, was very progressive and generally a Very Good Person) beliefs and death for their own use. Which is horrific on both a moral and logical level. Moral because duh, logical because it hasn't even remotely been enough time for people to forget what she stood for.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Baron Corbyn posted:

Assuming the next election isn't until 2020, someone like Clive Lewis would have as much experience as an MP as Owen Smith does now, and more than Cameron did when he became Tory leader.

This exactly. The likes of Clive Lewis, Richard Burgon, and other 2010 and 2015 intake MPs will have more than enough experience by the next election. Especially given the current baptism of fire...

spiderbot
Oct 21, 2012


kustomkarkommando posted:

Also Paddy Ashdown's thingy launched today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMX_925fEA

http://www.moreunited.uk/


I feel a bit sick

so Momentum for liberals?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TheRat posted:

Someone on reddit made an effortpost about MoreUnited:
How does this apply to Co-op MPs? I assume they fall under affiliated as far as the Labour code of conduct, but they actually go by their own?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

spiderbot posted:

so Momentum for liberals?

Isnt that Progress?

Guavanaut posted:

How does this apply to Co-op MPs? I assume they fall under affiliated as far as the Labour code of conduct, but they actually go by their own?

I shall forward your question!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Yinlock posted:

The name is pretty hilarious in that context though, it's more united! That's like more than twice the unity!

It's basically this but for political parties, I guess

Yinlock posted:

and if true it means they're co-opting Jo Cox's(who, by all accounts, was very progressive and generally a Very Good Person) beliefs and death for their own use.

Yup, it's even directly on their website:

United Unity posted:

Inspired by a speech given by the late Jo Cox MP, More United believes in hope and unity, and rejects hatred and division. We have five fundamental beliefs that we will work towards:

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!

Yinlock posted:

I personally wouldn't like to have my own lies staring me in the face around my own home. I guess for a Tory ignoring your own lies is business as usual though.

This was funny too:


"A note to all staff: Keep my promises for me and make sure it doesn't inconvenience the rich in any way. It's your fault if any of these promises go unfulfilled. Toodles!"

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2015/06/official-income-inequality-has-fallen-under-david-cameron/

The issue is that these people genuinely do believe their own lies

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

TheRat posted:

Isnt that Progress?


I shall forward your question!

Isn't Progress explicitly a think tank rather than attempting to be (or present itself as) a mass movement/organisation?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Niric posted:

Isn't Progress explicitly a think tank rather than attempting to be (or present itself as) a mass movement/organisation?

Sure that's just not a nice way of saying they have no mass appeal?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

quote:

Criteria for membership:

The Socialist Party of Great Britain: "Anyone who agrees with the object and principles of the Socialist Party of Great Britain can apply for membership. The reason we ask new applicants to complete a questionnaire is in order to satisfy themselves and the Socialist Party that they are in agreement with our ideas. Only in this way does membership serve a useful purpose both for applicants and for the Party."

I bet the PLP wish they had thought of that.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Niric posted:

Isn't Progress explicitly a think tank rather than attempting to be (or present itself as) a mass movement/organisation?

Nah, it's a group within the party. It's a movement, though, not a mass movement.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
So does that mean that if you've ever in your life voted for anyone other than a Labour candidate you're forever and always barred from membership, amen?

Like if you voted Lib Dem this one time when you were 18 and you're now 68 can you join Labour?

edit: though of course there's no way for them to know, but is that at least the spirit of the law?

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

British politics is really just a whole load of this



as Jezza fights off the shallow, lip-service appropriation of his democratic socialism and progressive anti-austerity values from his women-only war rig.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Bryter posted:

Nah, it's a group within the party. It's a movement, though, not a mass movement.

I can definitely think of some kinds of movement it could be counted as.

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