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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Jonas Albrecht posted:

So there's DDLG, Kitten Play, etc. Is there a fetish community where someone pretends to be a robot?
If you have to ask, the answer is yes.

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Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Jonas Albrecht posted:

So there's DDLG, Kitten Play, etc. Is there a fetish community where someone pretends to be a robot?

"Oh yes smack my rear end baby"

"ERROR: UNKNOWN NOUN 'rear end BABY'"

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Somfin posted:

ABDL exists.

Somehow less creepy to me then daddies loving their little girls. More disgusting for the scatological side of it I guess.

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013


The Saddest Rhino posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about my daddy😡😡, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Daddies💋 , and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on my little pu$$y, and he has given me over 300💦 confirmed💦 cummies💦. He is trained in sexual💙 warfare and he is the top 🍆💦squirter💦 in the entire US bedroom forces. You are nothing to him but just another slut. He will gently caress you the gently caress up with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth🌎, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying poo poo about my ❤️daddy❤️ over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting📞 my secret network of daddies👨‍👨‍👧 across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cummy💦 storm, maggot. The 💦cummy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pu$$y. You’re loving dead, bitch. My 👨‍👨‍👧 daddies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can gently caress you in over seven 💯hundred💯 ways💯, and that’s just with their ☝️🏻fingers☝️🏻 and tongues👅👅. Not only are they extensively trained in bareback🍆 intercourse, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the sex 😈closet in my dungeon😈 and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end in a top hat off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue🤐. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My 👨‍👨‍👧daddies👨‍👨‍👧 will squirt cummies💦💦 all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, bitch🖕🏻🖕🏻.

Idiots on Social Media: he has given me over 300💦 confirmed💦 cummies💦

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

NachtSieger posted:

Idiots on Social Media: he has given me over 300💦 confirmed💦 cummies💦

mods?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
History tells us what may happen next with Brexit & Trump

quote:

[note: this essay contains a lot of links out, which are underlined. Consider them further reading or me backing up my opinions]

...I am sketching out here opinions based on information, they may prove right, or may prove wrong, and they’re intended just to challenge and be part of a wider dialogue.

My background is archaeology, so also history and anthropology....

From reading up the history of this person, which is mostly government consulting and startup incubation, I'm going to hazard a guess that they maybe did their A-levels or got a 2:2 in it and never looked back. :rolleyes:

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
My favuorite thing about the Mad Max backlash was the people complianing that the 'new director' had ruined a classic 'American franchise'. :allears:

George Miller directed all four films, and the films have always been Australian

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

Why would anyone bother with being a non-violent communist?

Seems pretty nonsensical to espouse what is at it's core a revolutionary ideology but not want any sort of revolution.
I believe there's a difference between revolutionary and "kill all rich people forever!!!" I'm pretty sure even most actual communist parties aren't saying they should indiscriminately slaughter people because they're over some random threshold of richness. That kind of ideology has lead to tragedy in the past. But maybe I'm more sensitive since my parents fled communist China.

Also it's really, REALLY annoying to have a guy constantly brag about his critical thinking skills and then not be able to tell the difference between socialism and communism.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Only 80s kids will remember movies without a femnazi agenda.

Share if you agree

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
Why are we caring about THIS THING, when we should be caring about THIS THING.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Parasol Prophet posted:

Jesus Christ, having worked as a receptionist I can't help but wonder if I've ever driven any LoB-fodder types to a frothing rage by answering the phone while female.

I was wondering the same thing. Like some dude took my attempting to help him while cheerful as smug instead of me just doing my job (with my arms and legs).

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/thenib/status/757790230350929921

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Bored posted:

I was wondering the same thing. Like some dude took my attempting to help him while cheerful as smug instead of me just doing my job (with my arms and legs).

Any women that work tech support will answer "yes, forever yes." If you're taking 30+ calls a day I can assure you that at least once a week they'll get a call that immediately starts with "I want to talk to a man, sweetheart."

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

KC Green is a treasure

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

If you found this on social media Ima guess whoever posted it was white

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Shared by a late 20 something white person



I looked at some of the comments on the public post and holy poo poo why did I bother? This one made me ill

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Not sure I wanna set my brain free. I kinda need it and I'm not sure it would survive outside of my cozy, cerebrospinal fluid filled skull.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

What's with people just posting inspirational quotes on their Instagram? Instagram is for pictures. Don't just put up words.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Mu Zeta posted:

What's with people just posting inspirational quotes on their Instagram? Instagram is for pictures. Don't just put up words.

But how else will I put up a facade of wisdom and happiness to hide my fears and insecurities behind?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Mu Zeta posted:

What's with people just posting inspirational quotes on their Instagram? Instagram is for pictures. Don't just put up words.

But a picture is 1000 words or something like that.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Godspeed, lil MGHOW.

MGTOW = "My Goal: To Own Women"

:monocle:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/sardonictaunts/status/757991432955265024

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Fathis Munk posted:

But a picture is 1000 words or something like that.

Ergo a picture with a word on it is 1001 words.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Athiest.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

As in "Aw man, don't invite Oliver Winnall! He's the athiest."

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Postal Parcel posted:

This is for a specific comment
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...=sm_fb#comments

UofIowa Football player is playing Pokemon Go in the park, close to where a bank was just robbed. He's wearing headphones and doesn't hear police officers approach. He fits the description of the robber(large, black, wearing something on the head) and they draw their weapons. Luckily he's not shot and he thanks them for remaining calm(?).

Anyway, I wanted to see where the "it was his fault" would come in and boy was it great

The 'best' comment I saw on this story was (paraphrased): "See, he did what cops told him and he lived. THE SYSTEM WORKS"

Right, never mind having four guns shoved in your face and almost dying.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
It's funny how the stories where the black dude doesn't get shot and killed and can therefore give his testimony, are the most damning of the police.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
I like the guy who LoB quoted about leaving society. I mean if you were going to leave society I would assume that "Stop being on the internet" would be a fairly important first step.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Josef bugman posted:

I like the guy who LoB quoted about leaving society. I mean if you were going to leave society I would assume that "Stop being on the internet" would be a fairly important first step.

Not if we all need to know his opinions

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
What's the point of leaving society if you don't make an effort at every juncture to tell society you did so?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


Sad news, the emoji (??? what is the term for these weird text inline pictures) doesn't work in the thread title.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



I am very uncomfortable with the new thread title.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Kajeesus posted:

What's the point of leaving society if you don't make an effort at every juncture to tell society you did so?

People who don't need people need people to know that they don't need them.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Centripetal Horse posted:

How "good" a movie is has an inverse relationship with how many flamethrower-guitar-playing gimps are shown dangling from giant speaker mobiles.

OK now I know you're just taking the piss

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

im beautiful



The Saddest Rhino posted:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about my daddy😡😡, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Daddies💋 , and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on my little pu$$y, and he has given me over 300💦 confirmed💦 cummies💦. He is trained in sexual💙 warfare and he is the top 🍆💦squirter💦 in the entire US bedroom forces. You are nothing to him but just another slut. He will gently caress you the gently caress up with power the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth🌎, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying poo poo about my ❤️daddy❤️ over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting📞 my secret network of daddies👨‍👨‍👧 across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cummy💦 storm, maggot. The 💦cummy storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pu$$y. You’re loving dead, bitch. My 👨‍👨‍👧 daddies can be anywhere, anytime, and they can gently caress you in over seven 💯hundred💯 ways💯, and that’s just with their ☝️🏻fingers☝️🏻 and tongues👅👅. Not only are they extensively trained in bareback🍆 intercourse, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the sex 😈closet in my dungeon😈 and they will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end in a top hat off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue🤐. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. My 👨‍👨‍👧daddies👨‍👨‍👧 will squirt cummies💦💦 all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, bitch🖕🏻🖕🏻.

i know it's from that last page but should have said "extensively trained in bearback intercourse"

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Sad news, the emoji (??? what is the term for these weird text inline pictures) doesn't work in the thread title.

They are indeed emojis, when viewed on mobile they are the colored ones we're used to seeing in texts and stuff. At least with the android awful app.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Emojis getting into Unicode was when you knew they had jumped the shark.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
This isn't as bad as some stuff but the preference argument is always funny and weird.




http://imgur.com/gallery/yy4MFwn

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Josef bugman posted:

People who don't need people need people to know that they don't need them.

Signal Boost

tHIS MIGHT SAVE A LIFE

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