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Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Arms_Akimbo posted:

American Samoa rules. I remember they were the last nation to celebrate New Years 2000. While the rest of the world slept off their hangover, the Samoans rocked the gently caress out with drum circles and fire dancers. I remember sitting there at 6am saying "gently caress yeah, Samoa, you be you."

And Kirimati, northeast of American Samoa, celebrates it first! If you wanted you could take a plane between the two and legitimately celebrate New Years twice. :unsmith:

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Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Kinda hosed we never had a native american in congress before

Native American woman.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:14

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

I can't wait for Texas delegation to embarrass itself.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:14

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

holy poo poo the stage speaker is 46 (and a mayor!)? I have to move to Baltimore

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:14

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

How does New Hampshire not say they're the home of former president Jed Bartlet? :colbert:

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:14

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DarkCrawler posted:

I love how America is like this big family who once in a while are forced together in various large places

Nebraska is the hayseed

One of my favorite parts about my job is teaching young foreigners how big and diverse America is and how we all talk poo poo about each other

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:14

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Fulchrum posted:

Native American woman.

still pretty hosed

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:15

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

SubponticatePoster posted:

Lol the white dude from Nebraska is as dull as Nebraska itself

that was depressingly boring. No callouts to the unbroken half-century of consecutive sold-out Husker football games in Lincoln, no callout to the birthplace of Malcolm X or the badasses who killed the KXL pipeline.

:smith:

it's boring here but drat dude there's a few things you could have thrown in there.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:15

resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

disjoe posted:

Do you guys remember how much of a fuckup the RNC roll call was

What a railroad of emotions this has been

That poor guy from Virginia was what I most remember. Loud and enthusiastic, and his fellow delegates just smirked at his pronunciation of Virginia.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:15

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Don't most states have two United States Senators, guy? :psyduck:

I guess you can argue about whether they're all great...

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:15

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Because the Democratic party are demonstrably corrupt, they spend an entire night lying to you, and that your takeaway from it were "these speeches were incredible!" While Sarah Silverman literally laughed in the face of the Bernie Sanders supporters and Sanders conceded to the very enemy he had campaigned so effectively against in the primaries.

8-Bit Scholar posted:

And so on

Hmmmmmm...

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

the only state with 2 great senators

New Jersey talking mad poo poo

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:16

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

I always forget that Jersey is populated as gently caress

and has gardens, apparently. I imagine it as one Sopranos-sprawl of Mega-Newark and billion suburbs and Pine Barrens in north somewhere

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:16

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Two great senators, one of which is definitely greater than the other.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:16

Axel Serenity: Sep 27, 2002

Quorum posted:

Don't most states have two United States Senators, guy? I guess you can argue about whether they're all great...

They aren't always two Democrats

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:16

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

HighwireAct posted:

Oh come the gently caress on

Poor baby.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:16

Koalas March: May 21, 2007

i feel bad for this guy, he is not a great public speaker. I'm sure he's nervous though

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:16

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Mel Mudkiper posted:

still pretty hosed

But not as hugely hosed.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

DarkCrawler posted:

holy poo poo the stage speaker is 46 (and a mayor!)? I have to move to Baltimore

Nobody should ever willingly move to Baltimore.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

DarkCrawler posted:

I always forget that Jersey is populated as gently caress

and has gardens, apparently. I imagine it as one Sopranos-sprawl of Mega-Newark and billion suburbs

Southern Jersey is loving weird

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Mel Mudkiper posted:

One of my favorite parts about my job is teaching young foreigners how big and diverse America is and how we all talk poo poo about each other

Back in college, I helped teach English to Japanese students. One class, the topic was about American civil rights, and I had to teach this cute Japanese girl was the N-word was.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

We have the first boast about being good for entrepreneurs :siren:

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

That jacket!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Goddamn the woman in frame here has some Bachmann eyes.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

seiferguy posted:

Back in college, I helped teach English to Japanese students. One class, the topic was about American civil rights, and I had to teach this cute Japanese girl was the N-word was.

If I get bored I teach my students the stereotype about each state

# ? Jul 26, 2016 23:17