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acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

but will he mention isis

He has to spin around twice and click his heels and say THAT PHRASE and it will all go away but he won't because he's one of them, you see.

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Castomira: Feb 24, 2011; Fuck you Eva Marie, if you have to be right there next to all of my posts you don't even get to have red hair. You're a dryad now.

Is anything this guy is saying about the recovery of Detroit true? This is the first I've heard of it.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:22

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

but will he mention isis

He should call Trump ISIS's biggest ally.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:22

climboutonalimb: Sep 4, 2004; I get knocked down but I get up again You are never going to keep me down

What is the Hillary App?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:22

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Supposedly Obama is going to attack Trump by name multiple times in tonight's speech. Can't wait.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:22

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Actually I heard a democrat on the radio say a new version of THAT PHRASE that seems like it could work for everyone.

Radical Jihadist Terrorism

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:23

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Castomira posted:

Is anything this guy is saying about the recovery of Detroit true? This is the first I've heard of it.

I think biotech or pharma or something is growing?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:23

A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He should call Trump ISIS's biggest ally.

That's Russia... so they'll have to settle for second place.

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qznPnKG9zko

goddamn

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:23

A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

climboutonalimb posted:

What is the Hillary App?

It lets you vote a bunch of times for Hillary during an election and for it to count.

How else do you think she won the primary?

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BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

ISIS MENTION :siren:

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:24

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Oh cool it's the mayor from the Wire, lots of great celebrity endorsements this convention.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:25

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qznPnKG9zko

goddamn

This is going to get played nonstop.

edit: MOM doing an accent there for a moment.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:25

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

this could be your nominee, btw

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:25

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Nightmeer? Is that a Marylander accent thing?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:25

Dirt: May 26, 2003

I've never seen Martin O'Malley actually seem alive before.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:26

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Quorum posted:

Oh cool it's the mayor from the Wire, lots of great celebrity endorsements this convention.

I almost made a Carcetti joke, but I think he was actually based on a former governor.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:26

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

MoM's hand gesture game is strong tonight

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:26

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Oohhh that was a good burn.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:27

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

Josh Lyman posted:

I think biotech or pharma or something is growing?

Friend's goof-off man-child finally grew up and got a very good job there and a sweet deal on a house. I don't know what business, but they moved there because it's cheap overhead. So, a lot of potential there if all goes well?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:28

emdash: Oct 19, 2003; and?

SubponticatePoster posted:

I almost made a Carcetti joke, but I think he was actually based on a former governor.

Carcetti is definitely largely based on O'Malley, some others may have influence but any David Simon interview will have this come up

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:28

Luminous Obscurity: Jan 10, 2007; "The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

Not a bad burn.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:28

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

OhFunny posted:

This is going to get played nonstop.

edit: MOM doing an accent there for a moment.

it's extremely good because there's no hyperbole, it's just all(actually reasonable) things republicans have said.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:28

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

drat MoM is spitting fire

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:28

Dirt: May 26, 2003

Where the gently caress was this O'Malley when he was running for president?

Dude crushed it

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:29

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

emdash posted:

Carcetti is definitely largely based on O'Malley, some others may have influence but any David Simon interview will have this come up

Thanks for the correction, I guess this means I have to binge the Wire again, poor me.

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Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Dirt posted:

Where the gently caress was this O'Malley when he was running for president?

Hah, for real. He's crushing.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:29

acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

Well, that was a smashing.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:29

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

WHERE THE gently caress WAS THIS GUY IN THE PRIMARIES?!

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:29

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

HOLY poo poo

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Dang, Ripley, you still a babe.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

WHERE THE gently caress WAS THIS GUY IN THE PRIMARIES?!

he was there the entire time. i think that was his stump

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

SubponticatePoster posted:

Nightmeer? Is that a Marylander accent thing?

Maryland has a loving load of little tiny regional accents like basically all of its neighboring states. That's how you get that weird Downstralian accent they're trying to call Tidewater.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

Oh god please please please an Alien-Trump connection.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

BI NOW GAY LATER: Jan 17, 2008; So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

yeah m'om is fun

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

Bast Relief: Feb 21, 2006; by exmarx

BearDrivingTruck posted:

drat MoM is spitting fire

That was fun!

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

SubponticatePoster posted:

Nightmeer? Is that a Marylander accent thing?

Nah. Bal'more, Natty Bo, saying Maryland as "Marilyn" are more our thing.

Never heard that one.

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:30

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Will they be playing the new Aliens trailer?

# ? Jul 28, 2016 00:31

A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

MoM probably getting a cabinet position after that holy poo poo.

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resurgam40: Jul 22, 2007; Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

BearDrivingTruck posted:

drat MoM is spitting fire

He is gooid at that, isn't he? (Unfortunately not so good at talking the talk...)

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