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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jag är bög is how you say haritsoppa in Swedish.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Pomelo also means broom in Russian :eng101:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Lemon (limoen) is the word for a lime in Dutch.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Sour derail

Earl of Lavender
Jul 29, 2007

This is not my beautiful house!!

This is not my beautiful wife!!!
Pillbug

Chickpea Roar posted:

And citron is how you say lemon in swedish.

And the French word for lemon is 'Citroën.'

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino
I don't rind these derails much, i quite lime them.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Earl of Lavender posted:

And the French word for lemon is 'Citroën.'

:golfclap:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


How to say "etrog" (Hebrew) in English? Citron? Citroen?

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

VioletCorsica posted:

How to say "etrog" (Hebrew) in English? Citron? Citroen?

Chrysler

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


Chevy?

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom bananacar

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


His career has been on a downward spiral for the last 20 or so years because he is horrible to work with.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

FreudianSlippers posted:

His career has been on a downward spiral for the last 20 or so years because he is horrible to work with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlUrhnBzkrE
??????

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

about to peel out

donkey kong ain't doin poo poo to this car

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I'm eagerly awaiting some enterprising goon to bring this derail home with a tactical off the floor like an animal segway.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Impossible, animals don't use Segways.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Dareon posted:

Impossible, animals don't use Segways.

https://youtu.be/NPGUIpv-JxI

https://youtu.be/haB7xEikaL8

Never underestimate the things humanity will force animals to do for our amusement.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


rydiafan posted:

https://youtu.be/NPGUIpv-JxI

https://youtu.be/haB7xEikaL8

Never underestimate the things humanity will force animals to do for our amusement.

The first video was cute and the chimp was probably fine with it.... the second video makes me angry at humanity.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Kwyndig posted:

The first video was cute and the chimp was probably fine with it.... the second video makes me angry at humanity.

Yep, I'm sure it loved being held down and dressed in clothes and a helmet so it could be forced to held on to a machine travelling at speed for the amusement of others.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Kwyndig posted:

The first video was cute and the chimp was probably fine with it.... the second video makes me angry at humanity.

The bear was probably thinking "if those treats run out she's going to be the first against the wall"

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:
I thought bears liked pinning men against walls

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The song in the first one with the ape makes me wish the government would sterilize lovely musicians.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Kwyndig posted:

The first video was cute and the chimp was probably fine with it.... the second video makes me angry at humanity.

There's nothing explicitly in the second video that's any worse than clicker training a dog.

BallisticClipboard
Feb 18, 2013

Such a good worker!


RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
But the crust is the best part.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The Ape of Naples posted:

But the crust is the best part.

You're one of those "none pizza left beef" types, aren't you?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


My Mom does that, plus eating the toppings off the remaining chunks so she leaves a box full of half-eaten crusts with a thin layer of cheese and sauce on them.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

You're one of those "none pizza left beef" types, aren't you?

I just keep eating until the job is done.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

The Ape of Naples posted:

But the crust is the best part.

No kidding. I'd be all over those pizza bones.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Earl of Lavender posted:

And the French word for lemon is 'Citroën.'

quote:

The Citroen family moved to Paris from Warsaw in 1873. Upon arrival, the diaeresis was added to the name (reputedly by one of André's teachers), changing Citroen to Citroën (a grandfather had been a greengrocer and seller of tropical fruit, and had taken the surname of Limoenman, literally "lime man," his son however preferred Citroen, Dutch for "lemon").

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's actually what you get when you put diarrhea on a limey. Huh.

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011

Brass Key posted:

I'm pretty sure the only naturally occurring citrus fruits are mandarins, citrons and pomelos. A thousand years of delicious GMO. :sotw:

(Don't bother eating pomelos, they're like big weird fibrous grapefruits.)

Pomelos are great you heathens :argh: They taste like grapefruit minus grapefruit's unpleasant bitterness. True, they are weirdly fibrous and also really big so yeah they're a big delicious snack that you need to peel first, how horrid :colbert:

e:Lifehack: If you find oranges too sweet and grapefruits too bitter just eat pomelos.

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012



whoosh

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.

Just layers upon layers here.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



This is officially the worst thing, a properly cooked hot dog is supposed to be juicy, not some charred through piece of jerky.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

This threadc makes n me wabt to write s sci-fi story about the lovely hobs of tomorrow

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Kwyndig posted:

This is officially the worst thing, a properly cooked hot dog is supposed to be juicy, not some charred through piece of jerky.

It's...kinda a thing if you deep fry the dogs instead of grilling them. A lot of crisp, tasty fried edge can be good. I don't see it working much for grilling though.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






oh is doobie showing off 2.0 already?

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