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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Rhyno posted:

Maybe the Defenders series will explain that giant loving hole in DD season 2.
Its a mouth to hell and the Defenders are going to have to beat up Mephisto and his demonic hordes

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

achillesforever6 posted:

Its a mouth to hell and the Defenders are going to have to beat up Mephisto and his demonic hordes

Oh yay, it's Buffy all over again.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Good thing no one in the MCU is married.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

Dexo posted:

Good thing no one in the MCU is married.

Everyone forgets poor Hawkeye.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

Everyone forgets poor Hawkeye.

Everyone forgot? Oh drat he already made the deal. :ohdear:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Dexo posted:

Good thing no one in the MCU is married.

Frank Castle was. That was one of the funniest moments of Daredevil to me: Karen getting relationship advice from the goddamn Punisher of all people.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

Cythereal posted:

Frank Castle was. That was one of the funniest moments of Daredevil to me: Karen getting relationship advice from the goddamn Punisher of all people.

He had a healthy, happy family spawned from his successful marriage. Why is it funny?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Rhyno posted:

Maybe the Defenders series will explain that giant loving hole in DD season 2.

I hope they never explain it and they actually introduce more holes in Defenders with no explanation.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I still love how Iron Fist is the weird exception of the group.

JJ: So how did everyone get their powers? Me it's weird unethical science experiment.
LC: Same.
DD: Weird toxic goo, so a science accident.
IF: I punched a Dragon in the heart and gained it's powers.
Everyone: ...
IF: It's okay, he'll get better in time for the next Iron Fist to heart-punch him.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Will Smith posted:

"I've worked with a lot of casts, and I have to say that this is the horniest group I've ever worked with without question. This is the horniest cast I've ever worked with. There is sort of a viral horniness that happened with this cast."

After being pushed for details, no one would give up any information as to what led to the title, but Smith couldn't resist saying "I probably need to pull out here right? (Cymbal sound), I'll be here all week folks!"

http://comicbook.com/2016/07/29/will-smith-says-suicide-squad-cast-is-the-horniest-he-s-ever-wor/

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Did everyone's publicists just tell them to be as edgy as possible in SS interviews? It's kinda sad.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


feedmyleg posted:

Did everyone's publicists just tell them to be as edgy as possible in SS interviews? It's kinda sad.
All the publicity of this film has been try hard nerd pandering imo.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It seems like David Ayer was trying to actually develop a cult.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

cvnvcnv posted:

He had a healthy, happy family spawned from his successful marriage. Why is it funny?

Because it's coming from one of the most infamously cynical, bitter, hard-assed ?heroes? in comics. It's a side of Frank that you almost never see, and I thought it was a hilarious juxtaposition with the Punisher persona cracking a little for Frank Castle, happily married father of two young children, to speak.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hollismason posted:

I hope they never explain it and they actually introduce more holes in Defenders with no explanation.

Each of the heroes are going to live in a different part of NYC right? Maybe there will be holes in each borough?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Rhyno posted:

Each of the heroes are going to live in a different part of NYC right? Maybe there will be holes in each borough?

That's what I am hoping for. Just holes every where with no explanation.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Obviously they're setting up the villain for The Defenders: Mole Man.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Phylodox posted:

Obviously they're setting up the villain for The Defenders: Mole Man.

I hope he's going to kidnap Aunt May and take her to the center of the Earth, where a priest is waiting to officiate the wedding.

feedmyleg posted:

Did everyone's publicists just tell them to be as edgy as possible in SS interviews? It's kinda sad.

Will Smith is sure having fun promoting it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w74Zjj47HzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxFQVhvEoZw

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jul 31, 2016

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

feedmyleg posted:

Did everyone's publicists just tell them to be as edgy as possible in SS interviews? It's kinda sad.

I think it's loving hilarious myself.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

The real story is this:

Will Smith posted:

Other noteworthy tidbits included Kinnaman's struggle with finding his marks, which the cast took pleasure in pointing out "With luminous tape on the floor, clearly laid out in a cross" recalled Delevingne recalled. Smith added "Yeah we were trying all kinds of things to get Joel to get anywhere near his marks, just shoving him over. I just started bumping into him, like in the scenes knocking him onto his mark."

Kinnaman is apparently a blind actor.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

The MSJ posted:

I hope he's going to kidnap Aunt May and take her to the center of the Earth, where a priest is waiting to officiate the wedding.


Will Smith is sure having fun promoting it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w74Zjj47HzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxFQVhvEoZw

Of course he is, it's the first time he's been relevant in a decade.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007



Margot Robbie and Karen Fukuhara were respectively seven and five when that song was released.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

The MSJ posted:

I hope he's going to kidnap Aunt May and take her to the center of the Earth, where a priest is waiting to officiate the wedding.

I don't know, this May looks like she could kick his rear end.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Karen Fukuhara is so fine.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MacheteZombie posted:

The real story is this:


Kinnaman is apparently a blind actor.
This is Katanaaaaa?

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

Phylodox posted:

Obviously they're setting up the villain for The Defenders: Mole Man.

I want this if only for the humor.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

K. Waste posted:

Karen Fukuhara is so fine.

I didn't realize this was her first gig.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

MacheteZombie posted:

The real story is this:


Kinnaman is apparently a blind actor.

Kinnaman is Mole Man?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Rhyno posted:

Maybe the Defenders series will explain that giant loving hole in DD season 2.

Cannot believe the big mystery left for the next season is literally evil magical Asian people digging a hole to China.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Neo Rasa posted:

Cannot believe the big mystery left for the next season is literally evil magical Asian people digging a hole to China.

I'm hoping for Fu Manchu to show up.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Neo Rasa posted:

Cannot believe the big mystery left for the next season is literally evil magical Asian people digging a hole to China.

Wow you're a fool.






They're digging FROM China

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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They are not Chinese you ninja racist. Why would they being digging from China.

Hollismason fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Aug 1, 2016

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Hollismason posted:

They are not Chinese you ninja racist. Why would they being digging from China.

Chinese using ninja disguises to throw Daredevil off the scent and get him mixed up with the Yakuza. The perfect plan.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
All Ninjas look the same to DD.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Grendels Dad posted:

All Ninjas look the same to DD.

but he always knows which ones are hot.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
#NotAllNinjas

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
Hot drat, what's going on with The Tick.



Not sure if they were going for making fun of the basketball skin trend and ended up with that or what

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Honest Thief posted:

Hot drat, what's going on with The Tick.



Not sure if they were going for making fun of the basketball skin trend and ended up with that or what

Willing to bet it's intentional. Still, Patrick Warburton's performance is irreplaceable.

Fishylungs
Jan 12, 2008

feedmyleg posted:

Did everyone's publicists just tell them to be as edgy as possible in SS interviews? It's kinda sad.

It's the Joker effect I think. It's actually turning me off towards this movie, but I'm sure it works for some people.

MonsieurChoc posted:

I'm hoping for Fu Manchu to show up.

I was going to say Egg Fu, but imagine my disappointment...

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

That Tick has no chin. It bothers me.

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