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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYzOZQDsm5w

jesus gently caress. look at it. has it begun? is it already too late?

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

RoboNoh

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
At long last, a robot that can flail it's arms around like a retard

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

At long last, a robot that can flail it's arms around like a retard

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The LSD: Dream Emulator theme park is shaping up to be a monster

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
wow, its suffering. please shoot it

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's not a robot, it's rooted to the gat dang floor.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Did you guys see that machine with a glued on face moving its arms around randomly? That was way cool. So god drat cool how it moved the arms

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Hector Beerlioz posted:

At long last, a robot that can flail it's arms around like a retard

were so hosed

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The rise of the machines will be triggered when that thing goes apeshit because it can't the straw into it's juice box.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Hector Beerlioz posted:

At long last, a robot that can flail it's arms around like a retard

Little by little, what we think makes us uniquely human is whittled away.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Does it bug anybody else when they put these lovely latex masks on robots to make it so "we will feel comfortable around them" but they just end up looking like CPR dummy abortions.


I want my robots to look like badass robots not Resusci Anne.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

They made a wacky arm flailing tube man's skeleton.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Tricky D posted:

The rise of the machines will be triggered when that thing goes apeshit because it can't the straw into it's juice box.

weve had to call cops on tards in our facility because they flew into full on tard rages because of poo poo less trivial than this so it wouldnt surprise me

yes i work from home

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Omg we've all be trolled at 20 seconds it did that thing where it makes a circle with it's fingers below it's waist now it gets to punch us

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bully thread is that aways --->

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Is there a link or something that explains the neural net thing

It appears to be creating drone music

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I study technical neutral networks, AMA.
They really aren't all that fancy. It just finds a highly nonlinear function by adjusting weights between inputs and layers.

I like how whenever a robot does anything, everyone freaks out that robots are going to kill us all. Meanwhile humans consistently try to kill themselves and everyone around them and no one seems to care.

"Kim Jon Un has nukes and the paranoia to use them, but whatever - did you see that robot that could open a door in under 25 minutes?!"

Edit: But yeah, seriously, why does everyone slap creepy faces onto robots. It's like no one in robotics has ever heard of uncanny valley.
Here's one of our robots:
Why?... Why?...

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Aug 2, 2016

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
what am I

please kill me

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

That robot is just waiting for him to try that poo poo without the hockey stick.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Shadow0 posted:

They really aren't all that fancy. It just finds a highly nonlinear function by adjusting weights between inputs and layers
yeah but what does this mean tho :confused:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah but what does this mean tho :confused:

I didn't understand it either. Holey, do you think we're really dumb or that guy is really smart?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I didn't understand it either. Holey, do you think we're really dumb or that guy is really smart?
Well as for me im a savant which means I'm really stupid at everything except for watching childrens' cartoons (I'm genius level at that)

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It means he hasn't studied neural networks since recurrent neural networks became the new hotness.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

At long last, a robot that can flail it's arms around like a retard

THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR JOBS!

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
WHY!? WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN!?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

That robot is just waiting for him to try that poo poo without the hockey stick.

The only thing that robot is waiting for is a flag interrupt. Don't anthropomorphize machines.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Don't tell me what to do

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
robot race master race

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

Don't tell me what to do

Next thing you know you're going to be cranking it to jpgs of jet fighters humping tanks.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
And now you're kink shaming. MODS!!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



AEMINAL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYzOZQDsm5w

jesus gently caress. look at it. has it begun? is it already too late?

Can you imagine being on acid, and being confronted by this thing? Hearing it... "speak"? :cry:

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Ah finally science has come up with a solution for honest, hardworking Americans that have been clamoring for a Michael Stipe dancing robot. What a time to be alive!

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

It means he hasn't studied neural networks since recurrent neural networks became the new hotness.

But recurrent neural networks are neural networks...
They just have a context layer which feed off the output or hidden layers and feed it back into the hidden layer.
They might be hot in some applications that have some temporal information, like natural language processing or maybe tracking, but I wouldn't say they are applicable to all problems.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

weve had to call cops on tards in our facility because they flew into full on tard rages because of poo poo less trivial than this so it wouldnt surprise me

yes i work from home

I want to here more about this tard facility Dr; Dogballs

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



See this is what a robot should look like :bahgawd:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

At long last, a robot that can flail it's arms around like a retard

Oh! GBS Bot is coming along nicely :) Just stick a keyboard In front of it.

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

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