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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently Melissa McCarthy was the 3rd highest paid actress of 2015
http://www.slashfilm.com/highest-paid-actresses-actors-of-2015/

That's pretty funny, but not on purpose

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skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Why is this guy talking like the $150m gross is all it's going to make? It hasn't even been in cinemas for 3 weeks yet, it's got another few months to go before it's done.

he just said it looks like a $225m loss, he didn't say it wouldnt earn another dime

that said it's clearly spent in north america, and idk too many other regions of the world where people are gonna line up to see 4 catladies fight bad CG

edit: ah and its already been released in a lot of catlady-friendly countries http://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Ghostbusters-(2016)#tab=box-office

skeevy achievements fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Aug 2, 2016

Woden
May 6, 2006
How much did Chris Hemsworth get paid?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Woden posted:

How much did Chris Hemsworth get paid?

77 cents for every dollar the actresses made.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sunswipe posted:

Is The Blues Brothers a musical?
Wouldn't think so.
But Cannibal: The Musical, Repo Man and Evil Dead: The Musical are all good and cool so his statement is still false.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Woden posted:

How much did Chris Hemsworth get paid?

Not enough, apparently.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Don Tacorleone posted:

This is great, to be honest

Fat acceptance is working, and so is feminism and anti ageism, all beaten by Melissa Mcarthy

Good for her

The result of progressive movements is an exclusive clique of wealthy people writing each other blank checks with somebody else's money.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
fat acceptance is a good way of saying "I AM A HUGE PIECE OF poo poo"

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015
Red Letter Media knocks it out of the park again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWROBiX1eSc

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
I can just legit ask why The Rocketter is getting remade? The first one was just decent and it aged terribly. Why?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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NutritiousSnack posted:

I can just legit ask why The Rocketter is getting remade? The first one was just decent and it aged terribly. Why?

do you mean beyond the obvious answer of "they've run out of good movies to remake so are starting in on the mediocre ones?"


though personally I got nothing against a rocketteer remake, it works better than something classic that's still watchable now. they can set out to do the same thing but better*, and succeed. the first one may have aged badly but in a lot of ways it used the exact same pattern that current comic book movies do now. it was PG captain america. new one will probably be the same but with black girl lead.


*this idea does not work for anything that was "campy good" the first time around, because trying to recapture camp always lands in cringe. for example, a fifth element remake would be awful.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Since its not sony and feig im sure itll be fine but im also sure well have a big clickbait campaign about them evil haters anyway

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Klyith posted:

*this idea does not work for anything that was "campy good" the first time around, because trying to recapture camp always lands in cringe. for example, a fifth element remake would be awful.

The thing with camp is that it feels like when you remake it, you remake it as a satire, parody or just sort of poking fun at it because everyone remembers it as as a campy show and not how it was originally intended or received and you don't want be be accused of taking it too seriously.

Had Star Trek vanished for 40-50 years and we'd had no films, no TNG, no DS9, etc. and the remake was being done today, it likely would be more like Galaxy Quest than anything else.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Here's a pitch for the next Aliens movie. There are jokes here and there in the original films, but they take themselves too seriously. We're going to really connect with our fanbase with Alien5 by showing them how absurd it all is.

There will be a scene where they open up a door on a giant cryo-fridge and we have a bunch of alien eggs shoved into the little egg door in a big styrofoam container. Every time a company rep is on screen, they're horribly lying about what they're up to and everyone buys it completely. A scene of them having a conversation about being on their side, needing to get rid of those pesky aliens, while handling a face hugger and putting it on an unconscious crewman's face to 'demonstrate' what they need to avoid having happen to themselves, carrying large eggs beneath their jacket as they're leaving a room, etc.

Every time we think someone's about the have a chestburster scene, it's instead just food poisoning and they have to run off to the bathroom with the sounds of farting.

The climax of the film will be Ripley getting into a powerloader and ready to fight the Queen, but this time around, the Queen is also in her own powerloader (comically crammed in there). As the pair are about to rush at one another, the power cords going to the powerloaders unplug from the wall and they stop dead in their tracks. The pair awkwardly have to unbuckle out of their respective armors and get into a shouting match before they end up in a WWE styled wrestling battle.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I mean, they remade the loving Lone Ranger, why not the rocketeer

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Best thing about remakes is that it causes the rerelease of the films they're based on. Just remake Treasure of the Four Crowns so with interest revived in it I can get a 3D DVD version of the original.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

NutritiousSnack posted:

I can just legit ask why The Rocketter is getting remade? The first one was just decent and it aged terribly. Why?

Well, I don't have any idea why they'd remake it....

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

red19fire posted:

I love that we live in an era where it's more important to game the system than to put out a good product and get good reviews organically.

You can pay google to remove 1 star reviews of your business, or pay a company to flood your yelp page with 5 star reviews. "Don't treat customers like assholes" is like #9 on the list of things to do.

We need a smiling Ayn Rand with a single tear icon

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

The result of progressive movements is an exclusive clique of wealthy people writing each other blank checks with somebody else's money.
also mccarthy's money is almost exclusively made in paul feig movies, so i guess she does need a man after all

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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Isn't he proclaimed as some genius writer? How so, when he basically just tells people to improv on camera?

Never seen Freaks & Geeks, was that a heavily scripted masterpiece or something?

Woden
May 6, 2006

Drunken Baker posted:


Never seen Freaks & Geeks, was that a heavily scripted masterpiece or something?

I remember it as an inoffensive, fun 80's nostalgia dump. Was mostly about kids at school so doubt it wasn't heavily scripted.

Were Feig's other movies all improve too? Only started hearing about it with the media wind up for Ghostbusters.

Woden fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Aug 3, 2016

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Drunken Baker posted:

Isn't he proclaimed as some genius writer? How so, when he basically just tells people to improv on camera?

Never seen Freaks & Geeks, was that a heavily scripted masterpiece or something?

it was a mildly amusing show about being a nerd in high school, it wouldnt be notable at all except that it launched a few mildly amusing actors' careers

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I should have guessed it was just weirdo's claiming it to be the best thing on telly. All of them Firefly fans too.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

Drunken Baker posted:

Isn't he proclaimed as some genius writer? How so, when he basically just tells people to improv on camera?

No idea.

I saw the movie with friends, and wow, does it show that the movie is very improvised. The problem is, there is no tight direction and editing to polish the improv. The lines therefore just feel flat.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

JediTalentAgent posted:

Here's a pitch for the next Aliens movie. There are jokes here and there in the original films, but they take themselves too seriously. We're going to really connect with our fanbase with Alien5 by showing them how absurd it all is.

There will be a scene where they open up a door on a giant cryo-fridge and we have a bunch of alien eggs shoved into the little egg door in a big styrofoam container. Every time a company rep is on screen, they're horribly lying about what they're up to and everyone buys it completely. A scene of them having a conversation about being on their side, needing to get rid of those pesky aliens, while handling a face hugger and putting it on an unconscious crewman's face to 'demonstrate' what they need to avoid having happen to themselves, carrying large eggs beneath their jacket as they're leaving a room, etc.

Every time we think someone's about the have a chestburster scene, it's instead just food poisoning and they have to run off to the bathroom with the sounds of farting.

The climax of the film will be Ripley getting into a powerloader and ready to fight the Queen, but this time around, the Queen is also in her own powerloader (comically crammed in there). As the pair are about to rush at one another, the power cords going to the powerloaders unplug from the wall and they stop dead in their tracks. The pair awkwardly have to unbuckle out of their respective armors and get into a shouting match before they end up in a WWE styled wrestling battle.

i mean this is literally what airplane did and its arguably the best comedy movie ever made so

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Drunken Baker posted:

Isn't he proclaimed as some genius writer? How so, when he basically just tells people to improv on camera?

Never seen Freaks & Geeks, was that a heavily scripted masterpiece or something?

it was really good and it's criminal it was canceled.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Woden posted:

I remember it as an inoffensive, fun 80's nostalgia dump. Was mostly about kids at school so doubt it wasn't heavily scripted.

Were Feig's other movies all improve too? Only started hearing about it with the media wind up for Ghostbusters.

his filmography is completely unremarkable in every way and the only other thing he's made is bridesmaids

i did enjoy bridesmaids but i got a feeling that nobody involved in the movie really understood what made it good

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
now if only we could go back in time and can Glee before it starts

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i thought prego women standup was overdone to the point it is a cliche, and people like chris rock are saying ali wong is going to be a household name lol what

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I feel like the more I keep arguining about the ghostbusters reboot, the more I keep forgetting "it's just a movie".

Yes, it's a boring cesspool of poo poo that makes the millenials, SJWs, and PC crowd happy, and it appeals to little kids to make their parents buy the plastic not-Barbie toys, slimer plushies, nostalgic artificial-preservative sugary goop, poorly made budget game, and yet another loving LEGO set.





...but it's still just a movie.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

as we speak, ghostbusters 2016 is being pushed outside of the memory of most of the american public like every other mediocre forgettable remake of the last few years. so yeah, it's definitely just a movie

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

nigga crab pollock posted:

i mean this is literally what airplane did and its arguably the best comedy movie ever made so

Most of the airplane knock offs and sequels are utter garbage that are either forgotten or remembered as abominations

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i like Top Secret but at this point it works better as a source for funny gifs than a movie

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Spy Hard was really bad in spite of the Weird Al song at the beginning

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Uncle Wemus posted:

i like Top Secret but at this point it works better as a source for funny gifs than a movie

It's a great giffer





More: http://imgur.com/gallery/6k4sr

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Aug 4, 2016

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

NutritiousSnack posted:

Most of the airplane knock offs and sequels are utter garbage that are either forgotten or remembered as abominations

I mentioned somewhere that I rewatched Airplane 2 for the first time in probably 20 years about a month or so back and I was sort of surprised with how much I liked it considering the horrible reputation I remembered it having over all the years.

But I think there's a difference of doing a parody/satire of something and making something INTO a satire/parody.

Doing something that satired/parodied the Aliens films could probably be okay. Because it's NOT Aliens. But people would probably go crazy if you decided to make an actual Aliens film into a comedy like that.

As things go on, they sort of develop a camp reputation that makes them easy to satire, but do you want to make the satire an official part of the franchise? The talk of the "Jaws 3, Humans 0" comedy, for example. Or what if after years of no Rocky films, Rocky Balboa or Creed were just outright satires of the campiness that the Rocky franchise has sort of been half-remembered for. The first Craig Bond film turned out to be Casino Royale but it was more like the 60s Casino Royale film?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Y-Hat posted:

Spy Hard was really bad in spite of the Weird Al song at the beginning

That was the beginning of the freidberg setzer plague

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Where can I get a copy of this film?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

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It really sucks that the parody genre was tarnished by those two with all the "Movie movies" because when it's done well it's loving great.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Despite the parody movie having some occasional revivals over the last few years, I think we need to have a good 5 years of nothing so we can get a new trend or pop culture phenomenon to revive it and make it feel fresh again.

"Chinese Movie" is my suggestion: A parody of the increased focus in movies to be appealing to the Chinese market with the ironic twist that the film itself will not be shown in China despite technically doing everything such a movie would need to do.

ultrabindu posted:

Where can I get a copy of this film?

I think it's on Amazon Prime right now (I think).

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