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Moridin920 posted:also they have a 3 yr old and it sounds like homie dumps all responsibility for that onto the wife while not realizing that raising a baby is actually exhausting and hard as gently caress Yeah I've always wondered how the hell dudes can think anything other than this. I have a 1 1/2 year old, and my wife stays at home, and the only thing I need as a reminder for how much of a full time job that is is one weekend alone with the baby. It is very tough with no backup around to get other chores done as well.
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Maybe I'm just not old and cynical enough, but who is too tired to have sex unless you're actually ill?
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Moridin920 posted:also they have a 3 yr old and it sounds like homie dumps all responsibility for that onto the wife while not realizing that raising a baby is actually exhausting and hard as gently caress You don't get it, his work is grueling.
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WampaLord posted:Maybe I'm just not old and cynical enough, but who is too tired to have sex unless you're actually ill? You aren't too tired to have sex, you're too tired to want sex.
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Wake up early to gently caress your spouse imo
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WampaLord posted:Maybe I'm just not old and cynical enough, but who is too tired to have sex unless you're actually ill? Sad brained middle aged dudes who don't have basic poo poo learned and have to ask Reddit what's wrong with their relationship
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Wake up early to gently caress your spouse imo Once you have kids you enter a very different world as far as sleep patterns go. But yeah these reddit people should try loving their spouses, it usually goes better than "let's try poly."
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Aug 3, 2016 20:28
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sincx posted:Evolution in action
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Khorne posted:My dad is 5'7 and my mom is 5'4 and I'm 6'1 and have the bone structure of a fridge. My brother is 6'2 and similarly well proportioned. lol ur dad ain't your dad
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JFairfax posted:lol ur dad ain't your dad Plus my mom is really spiteful and would have said something by now. Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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Aug 3, 2016 20:49
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:This applies to women too. Goddamnit, my wife is 5'10", welp time to Chris Benoit this thing, see ya'll on the other side.
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This dude is a Sever champion.quote:I [22M] saw my girlfriend [21F] of 3 years on a kissing prank on Youtube, dumped her
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Lockback posted:This dude is a Sever champion.
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Aug 3, 2016 21:26
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Khorne posted:Except he did it for no reason. Well, "my girlfriend is actually a big idiot" is a good reason I guess. Those videos are dumb as hell. She couldn't help herself, it was No Clothes Family Day!
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Khorne posted:Except he did it for no reason. Well, "my girlfriend is actually a big idiot" is a good reason I guess. Those videos are dumb as hell. Nope, this is what you do. Sever immediately, sever completely, sever friends who try to bring it up. Never stop severing.
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I'm going to go to my grave trying to figure out what kind of prank involves making out with someone.
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Lockback posted:This dude is a Sever champion. sounds like he is a pissbaby who overreacted to me
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and making out in this context is probably a kiss on the lips that lasted more than 1 second
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If Moridin says something about relationships, the contrary is true. Never trust a guy who has ten posts a day on the Something awful website.
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gigawhite posted:I'm going to go to my grave trying to figure out what kind of prank involves making out with someone. and for all you know she was paid $200 for 10 seconds of her time and the rights to post on YouTube which basically makes it the equivalent of an actress' boyfriend being butthurt that she kissed someone for a scene imo
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Khorne posted:Except he did it for no reason. Well, "my girlfriend is actually a big idiot" is a good reason I guess. Those videos are dumb as hell. I think girlfriend publicaly making out with a stranger is a pretty good reason.
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Pete is still the sever champion " This isn't an ultimatum, it's a break up"
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Batterypowered7 posted:I don't think self.relationships.sever() should take in any arguments. I admit it wasn't very well thought out Lockback posted:Nope, this is what you do. Sever immediately, sever completely, sever friends who try to bring it up. Never stop severing. create more relationships and cultivate them just for the high of severing them later
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Moridin920 posted:and for all you know she was paid $200 for 10 seconds of her time and the rights to post on YouTube which basically makes it the equivalent of an actress' boyfriend being butthurt that she kissed someone for a scene imo (I'm not sure that we can derail this thread in a meaningful way, so) Moridin, it always freaks me out to see your name since I'm reading the Sanderson Wheel of Time books now.
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one time my friend had to do X on NYE (don't really remember what) but his GF of a few months was at a party and the ball dropped and the hosts' little bro was looking sad so she pecked him on the lips at midnight someone told my friend who then freaked out and ghosted her i told my friend he was being a stupid pissbaby, too VioletCorsica posted:(I'm not sure that we can derail this thread in a meaningful way, so) anytime you see a thread get derailed and people angry I want you to remember: "I have won again, Lews Therin" Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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Moridin920 posted:one time my friend had to do X on NYE (don't really remember what) but his GF of a few months was at a party and the ball dropped and the hosts' little bro was looking sad so she pecked him on the lips at midnight Yea, but on the other hand, "made out with a stranger for YouTube" is way different then "a kiss at a time when people are known to kiss each other."
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WampaLord posted:Yea, but on the other hand, "made out with a stranger for YouTube" is way different then "a kiss at a time when people are known to kiss each other." fair enough I actually just youtubed the relevant videos and yeah that's straight making out in public with a stranger lol idk why she thought that'd be chill.
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Moridin920 posted:one time my friend had to do X on NYE (don't really remember what) but his GF of a few months was at a party and the ball dropped and the hosts' little bro was looking sad so she pecked him on the lips at midnight what the hell kind of friends do you have that go make out with random people and say "haha not a big deal it's 2016!" Lol
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although I still think they are somewhat staged bc I don't buy that this schlub is just convincing models (who happen to be Starbucks employees) to make out with him after 15 seconds of conversation
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What happened to that dude that suspected his wife of cheating on him with his brother and secretly followed her to the campsite where she was supposed to be camping with just her buddies and his bro was there too? Last I read he was waiting for them to come home for the epic showdown but I daren't go on Reddit myself to look.
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Moridin920 posted:although I still think they are somewhat staged bc I don't buy that this schlub is just convincing models (who happen to be Starbucks employees) to make out with him after 15 seconds of conversation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLuVON8oe0
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Moridin920 posted:although I still think they are somewhat staged bc I don't buy that this schlub is just convincing models (who happen to be Starbucks employees) to make out with him after 15 seconds of conversation By Jove, Holmes, how do you do it?
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i'm just saying look at this screenshot and tell me that you buy this woman a) works at starbucks and b) agrees to kiss a total stranger if he can guess her height within a foot and it's totally candid and out of the blue:  maybe some goonettes can weigh in e: or c) why would an employee just leaving work be dressed like that?
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Moridin920 posted:i'm just saying look at this screenshot and tell me that you buy this woman a) works at starbucks and b) agrees to kiss a total stranger if he can guess her height within a foot and it's totally candid and out of the blue: oh yeah, there's no way it's remotely real
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oh it also doesn't help that apparently that dude is an MRA type who will sell you his foolproof kiss securing technique for $29.99a7m2 posted:even if it was as an actress (she was getting money for appearing in it probably) she still shoulda consulted with him yeah alright true I suppose but what if she's actually an actress like, someone who tells you that's their job and goes to auditions and poo poo as opposed to someone who is just an extra sometimes? Does she reaaaally have to inform him every single time there's a scene like that? It's not like it's porn. idk seems like total ghosting is an overreaction that's all but obv reasonable people can disagree
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oh excuse me, $29.99 a MONTH hahaquote:Check out Chris' Invasion Method where for only $29.99 a month he will teach you exactly how to kiss random girls on the street exactly like he does. Bargain! this was def a paid actress gig and okay she maybe should have told the BF about it but at the same time maybe she was just worried he'd trip out and figured it wasn't a big deal if she didn't mention it and didn't expect some friend to do that poo poo to her nor for him to just ghost her entirely after 3 years together (which is p childish imo)
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Moridin920 posted:but what if she's actually an actress like, someone who tells you that's their job and goes to auditions and poo poo? Does she reaaaally have to inform him every single time there's a scene like that? It's not like it's porn. No, of course not, but if you're gonna literally make out with a dude for YouTube cash, might want to clear it with your boyfriend first. "If the situation was different, wouldn't the reaction have to be different too?" is the dumbest goddamn argument.
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WampaLord posted:"If the situation was different, wouldn't the reaction have to be different too?" is the dumbest goddamn argument. oh really is that why manslaughter and murder are separate things even though the end result is the same? of course intent and context matters. if I had an actress gf and one day someone said 'yeah bro she totally kissed some dude during a scene' I'd probably shrug and go 'well that's her fuckin' job ain't it motherfucker why you trying to start poo poo?' or I'd talk to her about it rather than just go full on sever mode
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