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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

That's not even a bad translation, the Chinese text says exactly the same thing. :wtc:

e: well, 踩 means to step on or trample rather than "touch". Don't step on me, I'm afraid to hurt.

I think those kinds of signs are cute and hopefully make people pay attention better.

I don't know if this translation is accurate but it makes me want to do one up for the work lawn.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Maybe the wrong thread.... but a friend of mine from Canada Toronto Ontario got this email .. By Accident from an Old Fasion MAN from the STATES. Take care.


The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




"A Catasaurus"

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

JoelJoel posted:

Maybe the wrong thread.... but a friend of mine from Canada Toronto Ontario got this email .. By Accident from an Old Fasion MAN from the STATES. Take care.




This is definitely a foreign scammer. There's no way someone could still be a Captain in the Army after 27 years of service. Also, the timeline doesn't add up at all: 18+27=45 years, but he claims to be 59.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

The Bananana posted:

"A Catasaurus"

Lesser Felinodon

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Is it too late for pizza?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Is it too late for pizza?



Yet another victim of the one sided pizza....when will humanity accept the superiority of the calzone?

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
A calzone is a no-sided pizza :confused:

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yet another victim of the one sided pizza....when will humanity accept the superiority of the calzone?

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

Good day sir.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

om nom nom posted:

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

Good day sir.

Yeah, what you really want is a

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
Is that a Shell servo? Which of my countrymen has done this thing?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

SKY COQ posted:

Is that a Shell servo? Which of my countrymen has done this thing?

Shell is a Dutch multinational pal, this could be anywhere definitely America.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

pik_d posted:

Yeah, what you really want is a



Holy poo poo, I never made that connection :aaa:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Lizard Combatant posted:

Shell is a Dutch multinational pal, this could be anywhere definitely America.

"On February 8, 2002 Chevron Corporation merged with Texaco and Shell purchased Texaco's interest in the Equilon and Motiva ..."



I remember seeing those big plastic backlit shells on trailer trucks moving in to replace all the texaco ones back then.

Old oil same as the new

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


it's like a nicer looking version of that one LeMons car

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I didn't know I needed this.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

om nom nom posted:

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

Good day sir.

You are very wrong, they have ricotta cheese which automatically makes them better.

Ghost Pea
Jun 25, 2016
Found this proto GBS in a Shakespeare book I have.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

What about an inverse calzone

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Munchables posted:

What about an inverse calzone

Oh pizza orbs? They're pretty good.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

This makes me incredibly angry and I have no idea why.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I love the truck. I want to know everything about the truck.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

This truck is loving breaking me man

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Krinkle posted:

I love the truck. I want to know everything about the truck.

1) How does it steer?
2) ...

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lizard Combatant posted:

1) How does it steer?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Maybe it's a railroad car?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Möbius strip pizza or bust.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

My Lovely Horse posted:

Möbius strip pizza or bust.

Many have tried. All have failed.


http://excitedmakingshinythings.blogspot.com.au/2012/09/mobius-pizza.html

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

queserasera posted:

I think those kinds of signs are cute and hopefully make people pay attention better.

I don't know if this translation is accurate but it makes me want to do one up for the work lawn.



Looks good to me.

小草休息 xiǎo cǎo xiūxī little grass is resting
请勿打搅 qǐng wù dǎ jiǎo please do not disturb

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

I don't know why but this seems to me like a thing Guy Fieri would drive.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You know I'm happy for that kid and those people if that's really, truly how they feel... but there is no way they can't know how it looks from the outside.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Chick tracts for Furries.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
I think you'll find we're just thinking small

lost in postation
Aug 14, 2009

flosofl posted:

Chick tracts for Furries.


I don't think the artist even is a furry tbh. In LGBT / sex pos feminist circles, a lot of people are super wary of excluding anyone for fear of acting like The Oppressor, which leads to bollocks like "kinkshaming" and whatnot. It's a bit like the first item on that list

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Please let me not need to scroll past more quotes of that image.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Maybe we had too much bullying. Now, we clearly don't have enough.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yeah, no, after reading the thread by an ex-furry on the forums, there is no way in my mind that letting your child anywhere near a fursuit is a good idea.

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