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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This film saved Christmas.

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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

nomadologique posted:

somehow i think it never occurred to some of these ppl to just not click on the thread they didn't like. lol.

This is true of like half of SA

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Riosan posted:

Holy poo poo, I remember reading this on a completely different, now-dead forum nine or ten years ago.
same, except 2010/11. had no idea it was from SA

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Lowtax vs Dollfuckers.
"Have your lawyer contact me when he is fully inflated".

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Riosan posted:

My personal favorite was the thread Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher.

That whole thing was insane "Kiss my entire black rear end!"

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
my apologies if someone replied to me and i didnt see it, but while re-reading the 13 page thread about the goon who bought a 2200 dollar computer instead of paying for his kid or cleaning someone mentioned the loving guy i was looking for on page 12, charliemaul

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&username=charliemaul

doesn't look like it made it to the goldmine but im pretty sure this is the star wars and hotwheels collector hoarder guy, i will have to buy archives right after i buy a 2200 dollar computer to play WoW or whatever with

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

geeves posted:

And they were better as Vin Diesel facts. :colbert:

I've always thought this.

gently caress you, Chuck Norris, and everyone who forgot about Vin.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Bedevere posted:

Wait...the stupid Chuck Norris thing is SA's fault??!?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts

quote:

In India, there exist similar jokes in the form of factoids and quotes about Indian film actor Rajinikanth.



lmao

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

geeves posted:

That whole thing was insane "Kiss my entire black rear end!"

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3364241

That thread is hilarious and unbelievable. It makes me laugh just thinking about it. The funniest part was that goons latched onto it, so that if you Google searched it, you got this:

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

i thought this photo of me as a child faded into oblivion

It's not you though, is it?

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Borky. No matter how lovely life gets you can always look to Borky, and thank god you weren't born as that poor shmuck..

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The story of pissgirl was one of the last great E/N threads.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3707314

mods change my name to Piss Balrog tia

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Doesn't necessarily count as a saga, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

lol theres an Indian SA? with

YCS- Your Callcenter Sucks
GRS- General Rivershit

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Borky. No matter how lovely life gets you can always look to Borky, and thank god you weren't born as that poor shmuck..

He's not in the SAclopedia. Who is Borky?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mycroft Holmes posted:

He's not in the SAclopedia. Who is Borky?

https://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-best/3/

the goon who carried a printer

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Smiling Mandrill posted:

Shmorky. No matter how lovely life gets you can always look to Shmorky, and thank god you weren't born as that poor shmuck..

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

You don't even need to look you could just listen to that thing

Bi Barbarian
Dec 9, 2003

quack quack

Nathilus posted:


Habbo Hotel :geno: possibly the best collective trolling ever trolled.


the path is grey

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I wasn't around for the goon habbo trolling. I had to get in on the 4chan raids. Sometimes I broke with the afroman to pay homage but from 16-18 I would occasionally form swastikas for reasons i didn't even know but i had fun for some reason

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

How does Shmorky even stay alive lately, does he have a job?

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to

britishbornandbread posted:

It's not you though, is it?

Lol isn't that you

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
How do I become a greatest saga?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Roboshit was too good for this forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGe7cT2x08

MacPac
Jun 2, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Does anyone have that youtube video of the boombox scene from say anthing, but with lil jon playing?`
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j379JbL-xM

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I remember The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing, which was pretty drat good, even if it was a Let's Play. Chewbot did a fantastic job all around.

Chewbot did a Oregon trail run through around the same time, and that was pretty funny.

I love GBS Let's Plays/CYOA's, but specifically the CYOA's. It gives a bit of that old goonrush feel, everyone just joining in on some fun.

I also remember Thallium doing a Red Yellow Blue as choices CYOA that ended with a girl with a chainsaw arm.

And that "Moments" CYOA that I can't seem to google up, but it was on the premise of being an old DOS game on a bunch of found floppy disks.

Of course more recently all of Atma's stuff for pixel CYOAs and also Applewhite is still a forums hero for horrible drawings and stories, and St. Isaias for "finding" some old books.

I guess that I have just always really enjoyed goons going out of their way to entertain each other, there isn't much else like it.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

Twenty Four posted:

And that "Moments" CYOA that I can't seem to google up, but it was on the premise of being an old DOS game on a bunch of found floppy disks.

that one was okay apart from everyone joining in the annoying circle-jerk of coyly mocking anyone who thought it was a real game despite the thread actively being presented as such

as far as CYOAs go wasn't dropsy the clown also one of those
there was microbe too but iirc the thread got really annoying to read for reasons i don't clearly remember

i don't think it was a CYOA but this has reminded me of hellbastard, who was pretty much old gbs incarnate and his dumb self-insert comic
the first thing GBS did on being reformed was to immediately run him the gently caress out of town, which was great

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Twenty Four posted:

And that "Moments" CYOA that I can't seem to google up, but it was on the premise of being an old DOS game on a bunch of found floppy disks.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3486052&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Needs archives, but there ya go.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I Said No posted:

that one was okay apart from everyone joining in the annoying circle-jerk of coyly mocking anyone who thought it was a real game despite the thread actively being presented as such

as far as CYOAs go wasn't dropsy the clown also one of those
there was microbe too but iirc the thread got really annoying to read for reasons i don't clearly remember

i don't think it was a CYOA but this has reminded me of hellbastard, who was pretty much old gbs incarnate and his dumb self-insert comic
the first thing GBS did on being reformed was to immediately run him the gently caress out of town, which was great

:hb:

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

i'd ask why we still have that but it's a pretty pointless question considering everything else we have in the smiley list
how much do smileys cost again

also why is this called "happyelf":
:happyelf:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I Said No posted:

i don't think it was a CYOA but this has reminded me of hellbastard, who was pretty much old gbs incarnate and his dumb self-insert comic
the first thing GBS did on being reformed was to immediately run him the gently caress out of town, which was great

that was a great meltdown. the moment people didn't get punished for saying its poo poo loads of people just poo poo all over it

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

I Said No posted:

i'd ask why we still have that but it's a pretty pointless question considering everything else we have in the smiley list
how much do smileys cost again

also why is this called "happyelf":
:happyelf:

Go check the SA store. I think they are $30.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

I Said No posted:

also why is this called "happyelf":
:happyelf:

what else would you call it? :confused:

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

Jose posted:

that was a great meltdown. the moment people didn't get punished for saying its poo poo loads of people just poo poo all over it

i didn't know he melted down, i thought he just kind of poo poo himself and vanished

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

You know this story is definitely 10 years old by the "Nashville Ghetto" reference. The city has since pushed all the poor and black people out to build big stupid tourist poo poo all over. Anything older than 10 years old is co-opted by the hipsters.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Riosan posted:

I also seem to remember a thread on GBS in late 2012/early 2013 where some goon ate dog food and filmed it for SA? I don't remember if it was a mod challenge, but I do recall the thread being very funny and really strange.


Was a great thread. It started out as this guy was going to college and was trying to put together a budget so that he could maximize his student loan money. One corner he was planning to cut was food, when he discovered Beneful wet dog food seemed like it would have all the nutrition he would need to survive (i guess so he would have extra money for anime and poo poo or soemthing). A mod came in and called him out, saying that he would have to record a video of him eating the beneful, which he did, while weaing a weird hat and maybe an eye patch? He didn't like the dog food.

Then some other rando goon came into the thread and said that dry dog food would probably be no problem to eat if you just eat it like cereal. He then, without any prompting, filmed himself eating a bowl of dry dog food with loving milk in it. You could see the regret in his face after the first bite, and the crunch was loud.

Great loving thread

heres the video compilation of both events:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fIA7ivqId8

found the thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3473660

JakeP has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Aug 5, 2016

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Changed my mind after the fact...ignore this

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Crazy Ted posted:

Doesn't necessarily count as a saga, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Oh man I had forgotten about this. I miss satellite high..

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
goastse

Somebody has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Aug 5, 2016

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