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Also yeah making masking tape pattern wallpaper sounds like a really boring and involved process.
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Turn your bathroom into a maritime hell by adding these freaking ropes to everything, staple colorful towels to every surface like an animal but wait...don't forget nickel accents, they're very modern.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 21:09 |
If you're living single have you considered a Dahir Insaat earthquake bed?
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 21:20 |
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Palpek posted:Turn your bathroom into a maritime hell by adding these freaking ropes to everything, staple colorful towels to every surface like an animal but wait...don't forget nickel accents, they're very modern. *a animal
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People who live in houses like that put too many clashing spices in their food so that no matter what they cook it tastes the same.
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 21:22 |
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What a waste of a wine glass
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# ? Aug 8, 2016 21:44 |
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Tiggum posted:Actually, why were the sounds ever audible? It can't have been necessary, surely? It had to send tones through the phone line, not play them in the room. Originally, acoustically coupled modems. The phone company had a monopoly on devices that were electrically connected to the phone network. In later years, it was just what people expected.
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I found this neat and useful and it made me very happy. I probably shouldn't post it here. https://stefansundin.github.io/altdrag/ This lets you move/resize windows on Windows without pixel chasing down window edges. With this you just down a hotkey (eg Alt or Win) and just clickdrag anywhere on the window (eg left button for move, middle/right for resize, just like on Linux). This takes my blood pressure down a good couple of psi. e: Aristophanes posted:The masking tape on the bathroom wall thing is really bothering me. It's gonna get wet and mouldy! You're supposed to paint it. It's masking tape. So paint goes up straight, with clean edges, and don't go where you didn't mean it to go. Then masking tape comes off. You inept motherfucker goddamn. Oh there I go posting actual explanations and tips again. gently caress! Fuckity gently caress! Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 23:42 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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Someone Awful! posted:putting your mouth wash in a decanter makes you look like a crazy person
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Aristophanes posted:The masking tape on the bathroom wall thing is really bothering me. It's gonna get wet and mouldy! Apartment Therapy and a few other interior design blogs were all about the wallpapered fridges for a few years. If I moved into a rental that had atrocious appliances, I would consider it, but I would have to be truly desperate.
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Eponine posted:Apartment Therapy and a few other interior design blogs were all about the wallpapered fridges for a few years. If I moved into a rental that had atrocious appliances, I would consider it, but I would have to be truly desperate. Plastidip your fridge.
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Putting a candle on an upside down wine glass sounds like a fire hazard.
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They don't run the "wallpaper your fridge" stories much anymore. I can't wait for WHITE SUBWAY TILE EVERYWHERE to become just as dated.
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 00:16 |
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don't worry about masking tape residue apparently, either.
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Karate Bastard posted:You're supposed to paint it. It's masking tape. So paint goes up straight, with clean edges, and don't go where you didn't mean it to go. Then masking tape comes off. You inept motherfucker goddamn. Here. You paint the loving wall, in a color, and dry it out by applying time to the wall. You then affix the loving tape to the wall in disconcerting patterns with your flailing twig arms. Then you move the tape so it sits in the shapes you meant it to be with your epileptic lack of wit, iterating until running out of patience. See, if you had gone and painted on the shapes directly with your spastic mitts like you originally thought then your apartment would already at this point be looking like an impressionistic Dali interpretation in tweaker poo poo, but now it don't. Your welcome. Then you paint in between the tape, in the same loving color, once more. This is not primarily because the loving paint goes on the tape, which it of course does because you should not be trusted with a brush in your own home, but because the loving paint also goes under the tape, because you are not a loving pro vacuseal tape monkey you only smell like one. At this point my sage advice has again kept you from adding any more runny diarrhea streaks to your décor, you betwerked nincompoop. Now. Wait more. Because paint under tape dries slower than paint not under tape. You moron. Jesus. NOW you paint again, in ANOTHER color, not the same one, but from the other can they gave you at the store when you asked for "matching colors" "to paint with". You remember you did that right? No? No, paint between the tapes again. Yes the same spots. Again. gently caress you. NOW RIP THAT FUCKTAPE STRAIGHT OFF, BEFORE IT DRIES! Because if you don't you'll rip the top coat off along with it of course, and then all your patterns will look like a preschooler had a crayon fight to the death with a toddler in your shitter. NO DON'T PUT IT ON THE FLOOR oh great now you have shitstreaks on your flooring too. Yes, and on your face. Remember that you PULLED THE loving TAPE OFF WET??? NO??? REALLY????? GOD! CLEARLY THIS IS BETTER THAN WALLPAPER Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:02 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Here. You paint the loving wall, in a color, and dry it out by applying time to the wall. You then affix the loving tape to the wall in disconcerting patterns with your flailing twig arms. Then you move the tape so it sits in the shapes you meant it to be with your epileptic lack of wit, iterating until running out of patience. See, if you had gone and painted on the shapes directly with your spastic mitts like you originally thought then your apartment would already at this point be looking like an impressionistic Dali interpretation in tweaker poo poo, but now it don't. Your welcome.
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ClownHouse posted:Have you considered a Mezzanine Bed? No cause that looks super dangerous being held up with a wardrobe and a ladder and no side bars to prevent me from just rolling right out and onto the drat floor possibly causing the ladder or wardrobe to topple on me with the bed. I'd rather sleep in my death bed:
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Stuntman posted:This is a very bad post. I think I hosed it up and now I can't shredding things
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Platystemon posted:Plastidip your fridge. This but unironically.
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Karate Bastard posted:Here. You paint the loving wall, in a color, and dry it out by applying time to the wall. You then affix the loving tape to the wall in disconcerting patterns with your flailing twig arms. Then you move the tape so it sits in the shapes you meant it to be with your epileptic lack of wit, iterating until running out of patience. See, if you had gone and painted on the shapes directly with your spastic mitts like you originally thought then your apartment would already at this point be looking like an impressionistic Dali interpretation in tweaker poo poo, but now it don't. Your welcome. Double check what the original post said. It didn't say "use masking tape to make cool geometric patterns when you paint your bathroom." It literally showed masking tape patterns. Like, masking tape as primary decor. Woulda been a bad post even if you were right, though.
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I'm surprised people are picking on the masking tape so much when the same graphic also suggested making patterns on kitchen appliances with electrical tape.
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RillAkBea posted:I'm surprised people are picking on the masking tape so much when the same graphic also suggested making patterns on kitchen appliances with electrical tape.
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Palpek posted:How to make a tacky clownhouse: I liked this part: But do you have any idea how goddamn expensive steel medical cabinets are? They can easily set you back one and a half grand.
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Stuntman posted:This is a very bad post. I'm sorry.
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Golden Goat posted:No cause that looks super dangerous being held up with a wardrobe and a ladder and no side bars to prevent me from just rolling right out and onto the drat floor possibly causing the ladder or wardrobe to topple on me with the bed. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/
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You can't just link that and fail to mention Patton Oswalt taking the piss out of that movie and coming up with Rape Stove: The Stove that Rapes People. But now my curiosity is piqued and I want to know the purpose of that collapsing entombment bed. e: Apparently it collapses when it senses an earthquake. I'm curious how it does that, yet doesn't send you plummeting into darkness during a bout of vigorous lovemaking or masturbation or just getting into it excitedly. The more obvious question is what quality of life you have in your snuggly sarcophagus beneath your collapsed roof. Dareon has a new favorite as of 20:25 on Aug 9, 2016 |
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Karate Bastard posted:
Forgive me for assuming lunacy from the same life hack that suggested folding a giant piece of paper as a "DIY blind" and replacing a big trash can with a smaller one for some reason
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I'll forgive you for anything sweetheart Me I'm just running my goddamned mouth as usual.
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Karate Bastard posted:Here. You paint the loving wall, in a color, and dry it out by applying time to the wall. You then affix the loving tape to the wall in disconcerting patterns with your flailing twig arms. Then you move the tape so it sits in the shapes you meant it to be with your epileptic lack of wit, iterating until running out of patience. See, if you had gone and painted on the shapes directly with your spastic mitts like you originally thought then your apartment would already at this point be looking like an impressionistic Dali interpretation in tweaker poo poo, but now it don't. Your welcome. nice meltdown
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Thanks dude
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# ? Aug 9, 2016 22:18 |
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Karate Bastard, if lifehacks are just shortcuts does that mean the ultimate life hack is suicide?
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Oh... thought provoking. But no, straight up offing yourself intentionally is not a very good life hack, I'm sorry. You see, life hacks are not just shortcuts now are they? Certainly there needs to be an appeal to personal shortcomings, like laziness or cheapness, but a true life hack needs also to have a massive implicit price connected to it that far outstrips the meager perceived benefits of the hack, like for example profound risk or certain injury, or deathly affront to relations, propriety, law, reason or even fundamental physics. Liiiiiiike.... memorizing the subway timings so you can chip minutes off of your daily commute to restock ramen, by dashing madly over the macadam in the brief gaps between rushing trains, rather than walking the long way around the rail yard, or buying a family pack. Or cobaining yourself out of the library fines for your unreturned mangas. But yes to be sure, the ultimate life hack -whatever it is- should certainly have aspects of suicide in it. e: vvvvvvvv hahaaaa suck it dude Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Aug 10, 2016 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm sorry.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:40 |
Lifehack: Don't encourage people to end their lives, even as a joke.
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Electric Lady posted:Lifehack: Don't encourage people to end their lives, even as a joke. https://youtu.be/ByC8sRdL-Ro
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Electric Lady posted:Lifehack: Don't encourage people to end their lives, even as a joke.
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Aristophanes posted:Forgive me for assuming lunacy from the same life hack that suggested folding a giant piece of paper as a "DIY blind" and replacing a big trash can with a smaller one for some reason Big kitchen trash cans for single people mean that you rarely take your trash out and food scraps get nasty in there. Smaller or no trash can means your kitchen smells better and doesn't attract roaches, in places where that is a problem.
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Dareon posted:But now my curiosity is piqued and I want to know the purpose of that collapsing entombment bed. Tomb bed is not for sexing. Only for sleeping. And eventually being entombed with half a cat that was unlucky enough to be sleeping on the edge of your bed when it triggered.
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Dareon posted:e: Apparently it collapses when it senses an earthquake. I'm curious how it does that, yet doesn't send you plummeting into darkness during a bout of vigorous lovemaking or masturbation or just getting into it excitedly. The more obvious question is what quality of life you have in your snuggly sarcophagus beneath your collapsed roof. Don't worry, if the building collapses you'd probably be dead from the fall anyway.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Tomb bed is not for sexing. Only for sleeping. And eventually being entombed with half a cat that was unlucky enough to be sleeping on the edge of your bed when it triggered. There are sensors that detect when something's on the edge of the bed so it won't close. So be sure to always sleep alone precisely in the middle of the bed with no blanket or pillow on the edge or your bed won't close in case of an earthquake and you will die with an open tomb bed!
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