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Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx
Some kind of mold is growing on Guiliani's forehead.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Okonner posted:

Some kind of mold is growing on Guiliani's forehead.

Yea I thought it was a video distortion at first, but then he moved and it stayed on his head. :stare:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Okonner posted:

Some kind of mold is growing on Guiliani's forehead.

Is he turning into Gorbachev?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

kalensc posted:

:eng99: yep I done hosed it up

His real lines were better. I mean when he wasn't being a racist of course.

:bahgawd: God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an rear end!

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Okonner posted:

Some kind of mold is growing on Guiliani's forehead.

Oh no that means he might have touched Cruz!

Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx

WampaLord posted:

Yea I thought it was a video distortion at first, but then he moved and it stayed on his head. :stare:

We're going to reach the point where every single Trump supporter is wearing visible brain slugs.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

radical meme posted:

Hearings, even in a partisan House, are not the same as the show debates we have in the U.S. She's not going to have the luxury of being able to speak in full, well reasoned sentences without the loving talking yam interrupting her on every question. The moderators are not going to able to control him and it's going to be a complete poo poo show. The idea that Trump will be even a little civilized during the first debate is ridiculous.

and bullying a woman plays so well to americans

Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx
If I was a GOP nominee who had to run against Bernie I think I'd tap Rudy for my debate prep.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Guiliani repeating the lie that Hillary said she would raise taxes on the middle class, loving :lol:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
When's Trump going to bring up Hillary's health "problems"? Seems like a winning strategy. I mean, Hannity already floated it last night and will probably keep it up for a few more weeks. Might as well see what happens...

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Number of times Guiliani has had to stop "Lock her up" chants increases to 3.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

turnip kid posted:

When's Trump going to bring up Hillary's health "problems"? Seems like a winning strategy. I mean, Hannity already floated it last night and will probably keep it up for a few more weeks. Might as well see what happens...

He already has the pantomine siezures down pat from when he made fun of that handicapped reporter. :master:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

SOME people once told me the polls were gonna roll me

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Oh god please

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

zoux posted:

There's only ever been one October Surprise and it was engineered by one of the candidates using the office of the Presidency.

Of course that wont stop the media from calling everything that happens that month an October Surprise

To be fair, the most recent October Surprise was Osama Bin Laden in 2004 appearing after a long absence with a taunting message a week before the election, that definitely helped Kerry lose and Bush had nothing to do with it (other than not killing him at Tora Bora).

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

turnip kid posted:

When's Trump going to bring up Hillary's health "problems"? Seems like a winning strategy. I mean, Hannity already floated it last night and will probably keep it up for a few more weeks. Might as well see what happens...

Especially because one Donald J. Trump would be the healthiest man to ever take the office of the president!

If we're lucky maybe CNN will interview his doctor.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
unions control the VA hospitals now?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Beautiful. The cherry on top would be adding (THEY DO NOT EXIST) to the chyron.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i would really like rudy to drop dead of a heart attack on stage

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lum_ posted:

To be fair, the most recent October Surprise was Osama Bin Laden in 2004 appearing after a long absence with a taunting message a week before the election, that definitely helped Kerry lose and Bush had nothing to do with it (other than not killing him at Tora Bora).

Eh I'm going to need to see some evidence of that

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i would really like rudy to drop dead of a heart attack on stage

Clearly that mold on his head is the more immediate threat.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/TasneemN/status/763076864189620225

Oh noes, Obama hasn't built a golf course! Totally unfit!

Okonner
Dec 11, 2008

by exmarx
Yeah I don't mind him just slowly rotting while giving speeches.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Okonner posted:

Some kind of mold is growing on Guiliani's forehead.

He smashed it into his glass shower door.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/rudy-giuliani-appears-national-tv-giant-head-bump-article-1.2741711

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

paranoid randroid posted:

SOME people once told me the polls were gonna roll me

The next line doesn't need any changes at all to work!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
is there a theme for todays Trumpening

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/TasneemN/status/763076864189620225

Oh noes, Obama hasn't built a golf course! Totally unfit!

Fifty one percent approval rating, but keep on this tack.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Door should have finished the job, smdh.

Tombstone
Nov 2, 2001

Always look on the bright side of life.

paranoid randroid posted:

is there a theme for todays Trumpening

Lies

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

is there a theme for todays Trumpening

Hopefully it'll be the same theme for the day following all of his reset teleprompter speeches so far

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
johnald trump

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Raskolnikov38 posted:

i would really like rudy to drop dead of a heart attack on stage

I know that Trump and Clinton have received a lot of attention for being some of the most unpopular presidential candidates in modern history. But if things had fallen a little differently, we could have had the most unpopular presidential candidate ever as far back as 2008!

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Karl Sharks posted:

and bullying a woman plays so well to americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkykrDu32Wo&t=18s

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

The gently caress? A mainstream media outlet is acknowledging this lovely rear end rhetorical strategy? Am I dead?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lemming posted:

The gently caress? A mainstream media outlet is acknowledging this lovely rear end rhetorical strategy? Am I dead?

I've seen a number of articles about "Many people say" today.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

:siren: We got Trump! :siren:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Lemming posted:

The gently caress? A mainstream media outlet is acknowledging this lovely rear end rhetorical strategy? Am I dead?
this is one of the most astounding moments of the entire season to me

took donald trump for the media to actually do its job

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

cams posted:

this is one of the most astounding moments of the entire season to me

took donald trump for the media to actually do its job

well when he makes it as easy as he does to call bullshit, why not?

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Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


Pro-click. It is so depressing that analysis shows that Trump's tweets expressing positive emotions are almost 100% certain to be staffers. The negative, angry, sarcastic, critical emotions are mostly personally by Trump. Take a look at the link. Really revealing.

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