Palpek posted:

Turn your bathroom into a maritime hell by adding these freaking ropes to everything, staple colorful towels to every surface like an animal but wait...don't forget nickel accents, they're very modern.

Tiggum posted:

Actually, why were the sounds ever audible? It can't have been necessary, surely? It had to send tones through the phone line, not play them in the room.

Aristophanes posted:

The masking tape on the bathroom wall thing is really bothering me. It's gonna get wet and mouldy!

Oh and why not wallpaper your loving fridge

Someone Awful! posted:

putting your mouth wash in a decanter makes you look like a crazy person

like, almost all of those are insane but that one really stuck out to me

Aristophanes posted:

The masking tape on the bathroom wall thing is really bothering me. It's gonna get wet and mouldy!

Oh and why not wallpaper your loving fridge

Eponine posted:

Apartment Therapy and a few other interior design blogs were all about the wallpapered fridges for a few years. If I moved into a rental that had atrocious appliances, I would consider it, but I would have to be truly desperate.

Karate Bastard posted:

You're supposed to paint it. It's masking tape. So paint goes up straight, with clean edges, and don't go where you didn't mean it to go. Then masking tape comes off. You inept motherfucker goddamn.

Oh there I go posting actual explanations and tips again. gently caress! Fuckity gently caress!

Karate Bastard posted:

Here. You paint the loving wall, in a color, and dry it out by applying time to the wall. You then affix the loving tape to the wall in disconcerting patterns with your flailing twig arms. Then you move the tape so it sits in the shapes you meant it to be with your epileptic lack of wit, iterating until running out of patience. See, if you had gone and painted on the shapes directly with your spastic mitts like you originally thought then your apartment would already at this point be looking like an impressionistic Dali interpretation in tweaker poo poo, but now it don't. Your welcome.

Then you paint in between the tape, in the same loving color, once more. This is not primarily because the loving paint goes on the tape, which it of course does because you should not be trusted with a brush in your own home, but because the loving paint also goes under the tape, because you are not a loving pro vacuseal tape monkey you only smell like one. At this point my sage advice has again kept you from adding any more runny diarrhea streaks to your décor, you betwerked nincompoop.

Now. Wait more. Because paint under tape dries slower than paint not under tape. You moron. Jesus.

NOW you paint again, in ANOTHER color, not the same one, but from the other can they gave you at the store when you asked for "matching colors" "to paint with". You remember you did that right? No? No, paint between the tapes again. Yes the same spots. Again. gently caress you.

NOW RIP THAT FUCKTAPE STRAIGHT OFF, BEFORE IT DRIES! Because if you don't you'll rip the top coat off along with it of course, and then all your patterns will look like a preschooler had a crayon fight to the death with a toddler in your shitter. NO DON'T PUT IT ON THE FLOOR oh great now you have shitstreaks on your flooring too. Yes, and on your face. Remember that you PULLED THE loving TAPE OFF WET??? NO??? REALLY????? GOD!

CLEARLY THIS IS BETTER THAN WALLPAPER

ClownHouse posted:

Have you considered a Mezzanine Bed?

Stuntman posted:

This is a very bad post.

Platystemon posted:

Plastidip your fridge.

Karate Bastard posted:

Here. You paint the loving wall, in a color, and dry it out by applying time to the wall. You then affix the loving tape to the wall in disconcerting patterns with your flailing twig arms. Then you move the tape so it sits in the shapes you meant it to be with your epileptic lack of wit, iterating until running out of patience. See, if you had gone and painted on the shapes directly with your spastic mitts like you originally thought then your apartment would already at this point be looking like an impressionistic Dali interpretation in tweaker poo poo, but now it don't. Your welcome.

Then you paint in between the tape, in the same loving color, once more. This is not primarily because the loving paint goes on the tape, which it of course does because you should not be trusted with a brush in your own home, but because the loving paint also goes under the tape, because you are not a loving pro vacuseal tape monkey you only smell like one. At this point my sage advice has again kept you from adding any more runny diarrhea streaks to your décor, you betwerked nincompoop.

Now. Wait more. Because paint under tape dries slower than paint not under tape. You moron. Jesus.

NOW you paint again, in ANOTHER color, not the same one, but from the other can they gave you at the store when you asked for "matching colors" "to paint with". You remember you did that right? No? No, paint between the tapes again. Yes the same spots. Again. gently caress you.

NOW RIP THAT FUCKTAPE STRAIGHT OFF, BEFORE IT DRIES! Because if you don't you'll rip the top coat off along with it of course, and then all your patterns will look like a preschooler had a crayon fight to the death with a toddler in your shitter. NO DON'T PUT IT ON THE FLOOR oh great now you have shitstreaks on your flooring too. Yes, and on your face. Remember that you PULLED THE loving TAPE OFF WET??? NO??? REALLY????? GOD!

CLEARLY THIS IS BETTER THAN WALLPAPER

RillAkBea posted:

I'm surprised people are picking on the masking tape so much when the same graphic also suggested making patterns on kitchen appliances with electrical tape.

Wasabi the J posted:

Palpek posted:

How to make a tacky clownhouse:

Stuntman posted:

This is a very bad post.

Golden Goat posted:

No cause that looks super dangerous being held up with a wardrobe and a ladder and no side bars to prevent me from just rolling right out and onto the drat floor possibly causing the ladder or wardrobe to topple on me with the bed.

I'd rather sleep in my death bed:

cheerfullydrab posted:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/

Karate Bastard posted:

You're supposed to paint it. It's masking tape. So paint goes up straight, with clean edges, and don't go where you didn't mean it to go. Then masking tape comes off. You inept motherfucker goddamn.

Oh there I go posting actual explanations and tips again. gently caress! Fuckity gently caress!

Karate Bastard posted:

Here. You paint the loving wall, in a color, and dry it out by applying time to the wall. You then affix the loving tape to the wall in disconcerting patterns with your flailing twig arms. Then you move the tape so it sits in the shapes you meant it to be with your epileptic lack of wit, iterating until running out of patience. See, if you had gone and painted on the shapes directly with your spastic mitts like you originally thought then your apartment would already at this point be looking like an impressionistic Dali interpretation in tweaker poo poo, but now it don't. Your welcome.

Then you paint in between the tape, in the same loving color, once more. This is not primarily because the loving paint goes on the tape, which it of course does because you should not be trusted with a brush in your own home, but because the loving paint also goes under the tape, because you are not a loving pro vacuseal tape monkey you only smell like one. At this point my sage advice has again kept you from adding any more runny diarrhea streaks to your décor, you betwerked nincompoop.

Now. Wait more. Because paint under tape dries slower than paint not under tape. You moron. Jesus.

NOW you paint again, in ANOTHER color, not the same one, but from the other can they gave you at the store when you asked for "matching colors" "to paint with". You remember you did that right? No? No, paint between the tapes again. Yes the same spots. Again. gently caress you.

NOW RIP THAT FUCKTAPE STRAIGHT OFF, BEFORE IT DRIES! Because if you don't you'll rip the top coat off along with it of course, and then all your patterns will look like a preschooler had a crayon fight to the death with a toddler in your shitter. NO DON'T PUT IT ON THE FLOOR oh great now you have shitstreaks on your flooring too. Yes, and on your face. Remember that you PULLED THE loving TAPE OFF WET??? NO??? REALLY????? GOD!

CLEARLY THIS IS BETTER THAN WALLPAPER

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm sorry.

Electric Lady posted:

Lifehack: Don't encourage people to end their lives, even as a joke.

Electric Lady posted:

Lifehack: Don't encourage people to end their lives, even as a joke.

Aristophanes posted:

Forgive me for assuming lunacy from the same life hack that suggested folding a giant piece of paper as a "DIY blind" and replacing a big trash can with a smaller one for some reason

Dareon posted:

But now my curiosity is piqued and I want to know the purpose of that collapsing entombment bed.

e: Apparently it collapses when it senses an earthquake. I'm curious how it does that, yet doesn't send you plummeting into darkness during a bout of vigorous lovemaking or masturbation or just getting into it excitedly. The more obvious question is what quality of life you have in your snuggly sarcophagus beneath your collapsed roof.

Dareon posted:

e: Apparently it collapses when it senses an earthquake. I'm curious how it does that, yet doesn't send you plummeting into darkness during a bout of vigorous lovemaking or masturbation or just getting into it excitedly. The more obvious question is what quality of life you have in your snuggly sarcophagus beneath your collapsed roof.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Tomb bed is not for sexing. Only for sleeping. And eventually being entombed with half a cat that was unlucky enough to be sleeping on the edge of your bed when it triggered.